Hello
It’s that time again
The time wherein you take a census poll to possibly win a badge and/or dramacoin
You know the drill by now, so here is this bimonth’s census question:
FRICK MARRY KILL
Contestants:
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your father
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your mother
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your dog. If you don’t have a dog, then it’s the last dog you saw. Dog lifespan is equivalent to human lifespan in this scenario.
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Frick carp, kill carp, marry Aevann
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Love Aevann, hug Aevann, cherish Aevann.
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Live aevann
Laugh aevann
Love aevann
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Spring Aevann, fling Aevann, tie the boss in string Aevann! Zoom Aevann, boom Aevann, finding a secret room Aevann! Down Aevann, underground Aevann, jump Aevann then POUND Aevann!
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I miss the old Aevann, straight from the 'Go Aevann
Chop up the soul Aevann, set on his goals Aevann
I hate the new Aevann, the bad mood Aevann
The always rude Aevann, spaz in the news Aevann
I miss the sweet Aevann, chop up the beats Aevann
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Aevann
See I invented Aevann, it wasn't any Aevanns
And now I look and look around and there's so many Aevanns
I used to love Aevann, I used to love Aevann
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Aevann
What if Aevann made a song about Aev ann
Called "I Miss The Old Aevann," man that would be so Aevann
That's all it was Aevann, we still love Aevann
And I
love
you
like
Aevann loves Aevann
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This is really good, good job
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Marry Aevann, kill carp, frick carp. In that order. Aevann gets to watch.
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This was a really bad taste comment to make and I shouldn't have written it.
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frfr but I lol’d well my lips ever so slightly rose a bit upwards
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i think they call that a smile idk
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I’m gonna assume the dog is a pit bull so he’s dead for sure. Also please upvote me because I need 15 more coins to vote
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Good to go now
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!blackjack400
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Reminder that anything involving fricking the dog outs you as a white woman
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Thats why i marry the dog in a platonic marriage
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i love you carp
Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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remember, choosing anything other than kill mom is straggotry and homophobic
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all foids are bad except for my mom
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So?
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Disagree. What is the point of marriage if you're not going to have children? Marrying mom is the only choice that makes sense.
Edit: also, your half brother needs a father figure, and it might as well be you, his actual father.
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lol carp has daddy issues
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why did u have to call it betting instead of like polling or guessing or raffle tickets 😫😩
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Girl you have an fwb and you’re fine w that but you won’t bet fictional digital currency really
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💅🏾 At least 2 fwb u scrotes dumber than dirt istg but dont go giving me cognitive dissonance this beautiful day 😩
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There’s a pair of commandments against that and none regarding goombling
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I got issues lmao but I’ll just convert to papistry on my death bed n repent my sinful fwb ways 😌
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A planned deathbed repentance is almost inevitably intrinsically invalid. Absolution isn’t a magic spell, even sacramental confession isn’t just saying words; forgiveness for mortal sins outside of confession requires what is known as perfect contrition. Perfect contrition is predicated on an absolute, full-spirited regret for what one has done - and not because of any fear of darnation or self-preservation or any such thing, but rather entirely because it was objectively wrong to do. A deathbed confession or repentance will almost always negate this, because given the circumstances, said repentance is more or less certainly driven by a fear of hellfire. A planned repentance is even worse.
What I’m saying is, click the button that says whether you’d rather frick your dad, your mom, or a dog.
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ily carp
id rather the absolute sin of an heroing than converting to papistry btw bb but I ain’t gonna look at my parents grave n think bout this bb u freak 👀 I’ll gift u dc if u need tho bb
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>edgy teenlord post
This is terrible, carp. I won't participate.
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Is this House-Edgy-phobia? Downvoted and reported.
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Lots of dog frickers here.
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Yeah, what a bunch of fricking degenerates
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Umm you literally want to have s*x with your dad tho
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That’s one of the basic requirements for being a dramanaut
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he ded tho
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woah, cool it with the homophobic remarks
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Well now you're just putting words into my mouth
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I'm going to assume my dog magically became anthro to justify my answer tbh
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My dog is extremely sexy
*this is a joke
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I just want to kill.
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Why tho
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The only question that matters in this thread is the census question.
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Fed, my dog fricking and mum murdering habits are none of your business
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I'd rather:
Frick my life over
"Marry" the gun in my drawer
Kill myself
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I'm sorry, I'm disgusting super straggot and already in a relationship. Also....
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😘😘😘
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Ohmfg white woman are the worst
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kek cacasuan foids have said that my boy “is a handsome fella” tbf he is a nice looking dog
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If only you could put your husband on a leash and parade him around the park and teach him tricks like lick up the peanut butter
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Easy kill
I frick my dad because he would get over it easier and doing it in the butt means we wouldn't have to look at each other.
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Yes, but you would have to marry your mother, making you a bigger straggot than if you marry your father
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I would just marry her and then never have s*x, duh.
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That is not the way G-d intended marriage to be.
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God also doesn't intend anyone to marry their mom so we're well off the map of abiding by His will.
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How about kill all
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frick all
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Frick
@Dad
Marry
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Kill
@Klenvastergan
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straggot
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Frick I clicked the wrong one. That's life I guess?
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How the frick do I keep losing
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I thought this was a poll, I've just been robbed.
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Ratio
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dark, this is dark. As a white woman, the first choice is easy though :)))))))
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Doing something as traumatic as fricking your dog/one of your parents and then having to kill the other is perfect for a sad backstory. Now, what group in rDrama have sad backstories? House Edgy. Thanks for the recruitment event, Carp!
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zozzle
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I do not have mother or father.
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Marrying the dog is just being a dog owner.
So do you kill your dad or your mom?
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Lupuscels deserve it. I'm easily strangling that dog.
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AW FRICK I VOTED WRONG
wanted to vote
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We all know everyone here has that reverse oedopus complex. fricking a dog is just a cherry on that parfait.
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What are we making a frickin Greek myth?
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where's the select all button?
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Which one is most like a white woman?
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!blackjack100
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We're all a bunch of mother killers.
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I didn’t click anything tho Carpathian
Edit bb I think it’s from last month but idfk I just got it kek
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True answer:
Kill Mom, kill Dad, marry Marsey.
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I refuse to participate
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Frick bitches, get money, hundred dollar bill yaall
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Frick you, keep yourself safe, marry some bitches
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when do we get our dramashekels
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!slots100
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!slots100
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!slots100
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