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The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the the ... MAN GETTER
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What if the goovernment already has all my information??
Dbol_Debbiedee/bol
The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the the ... MAN GETTER
UpvoteIfYouCope 1yr ago#1944532
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There's no probably, I use this IP address to write Timothy McVeigh fanfic
Dbol_Debbiedee/bol
The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the the ... MAN GETTER
UpvoteIfYouCope 1yr ago#1944758
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Does VPN stand for Very Pretty ammonium Nitrate fuel oil bomb?
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I just want to cruise, man
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I thought canaries are useless since the legalese roughly says to not communicate at all it's been received. The state can frick you up, even if "technically illegal", oooh as if they care. It may be as useless as having a desktop background that says "If you're a scammer using remote desktop, leave me alone" and expect them to honor that (except that if if you tell others about the scammers the scammers come visit with guns).
In my opinion, removing a static message (like rdramas) stating you have not received any warrants would violate US law and prosecution could be constitutionally upheld, although unlikely.
However, publishing a new, unique message every so often, say every time Carp posts at the bottom, would be more viable. The US has strong compelled speech protections and forcing the publication of a new, unique message would probably be disallowed.
If you had a video recording of a guy saying no warrants and you made a new one weekly, the FBI couldn't legally force the same actor to make a new video imo.
I don't disagree (I might completely agree), but the practical side is "you comply (or else)". "Do you have the resources to go to the constitution?" Even with the compelled speech protections I think that the "government request" is an overwhelming power move, without technical outs.
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
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it's going to be something like "hey guys now u can buy a fart award lol" or something else equally dumb and pointless
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Welp thank frick I didnβt accept a job offer that required security clearance
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So what was the request?
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It turned out to be a request for peepee pics. Those aren't included in the canary.
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Good thing the site says in the TOS that everything is satire. Otherwise . . .
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Does the satire include the TOS?
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This will be fun.
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who invited them to our birthday? give them some cake :D
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I can't wait until there is a lawyerly debate over the precise definition of "mayocide"
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What if the goovernment already has all my information??
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It probably does. Online information saturation these days is ridiculous.
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There's no probably, I use this IP address to write Timothy McVeigh fanfic
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I could be more careful and use VPNs and shit, but that's a lot of effort.
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Does VPN stand for Very Pretty ammonium Nitrate fuel oil bomb?
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My prediction; it's gonna be super boring and only the terminally online will care
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APHIS have found out about the horse.
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toasting in epic bread
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They targeted dramanauts. Dramanauts.
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and then they came for the dramanauts, and there was no-one left to speak for us :(
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We're all glowies and Russian disinformation agents
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This but unironically
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I don't trust you, @Aevann is he liar?
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The canary is still up.
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I had no idea they have a canary, rofl.
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where is that again pls?
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On the contact us page.
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tysm
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YOU hate me because I show people your alts that never name Jews.
I also have made countless memes that piss off the paid Leftist Jew shills that infest this site!
Look at all my good content posts ! Jews hate me! and Paid Democrat Shills hate me, but I must name the jews!
https://consumeproduct.win/u/else/?type=post
See? Good stuff I still post here versus other sites. SEETHE JEWS!
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Cool it with the anti semetic remarks, Snappy
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Come on man be cool
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Me and my fellow glows taking notes of who upmarseyd this
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I only up marsey and I upmarsey everything.
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Tell it to the judge
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Snappy stop now is not the time
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I figure they're going to be banning all of us as a purge
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never forget the /r/drama mass ban
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The warrant canary is still in place.
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Most timely canary update by the highly paid janitorial staff
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First thing I checked too, why is it still there if that was true.
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I thought canaries are useless since the legalese roughly says to not communicate at all it's been received. The state can frick you up, even if "technically illegal", oooh as if they care. It may be as useless as having a desktop background that says "If you're a scammer using remote desktop, leave me alone" and expect them to honor that (except that if if you tell others about the scammers the scammers come visit with guns).
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In my opinion, removing a static message (like rdramas) stating you have not received any warrants would violate US law and prosecution could be constitutionally upheld, although unlikely.
However, publishing a new, unique message every so often, say every time Carp posts at the bottom, would be more viable. The US has strong compelled speech protections and forcing the publication of a new, unique message would probably be disallowed.
If you had a video recording of a guy saying no warrants and you made a new one weekly, the FBI couldn't legally force the same actor to make a new video imo.
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I don't disagree (I might completely agree), but the practical side is "you comply (or else)". "Do you have the resources to go to the constitution?" Even with the compelled speech protections I think that the "government request" is an overwhelming power move, without technical outs.
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Even losing would be dramatic.
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Yes but then the EFF will get a boner because they've been itching to get some case law on this.
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Iβd sell any one of you out to the feds for anywhere from 10k to 250k depending on how much I like you.
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They knew this was gonna happen in 2021
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Oh shit, they have a canary. Hmm...
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it's going to be something like "hey guys now u can buy a fart award lol" or something else equally dumb and pointless
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You weren't supposed to know that.
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@Sal
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