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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★  1yr ago (sfchronicle.com) 1317 thread views #69558

BURGERSTAN FINALLY FINDS A BISHOP WITH BALLS, SHOTS FIRED TO SAVE BABIES

https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/S-F-archbishop-says-Pelosi-will-be-denied-17187586.php

Denying these people Communion is an explicitly laid out, dogmatic requirement.

The pendulum swings.

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In San Francisco of all places. Maybe God does exist in that hellhole.

:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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Mashallah

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Accelerate!

There is a surprising minority of grounded people here. But it's fricking weird when we meet each other. We need secret handshakes or something.

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I think that's called a dogwhistle

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Let's go Brandon?

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It's not a dogwhistle if normies know what you're saying. Have you tried wearing swastika armbands?

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Hinduism? lame :marseyswastika::chadsikh:

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put af soft -l after your greetings also works

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Jesus appeared in Israel, the most accursed nation on earth.

One of the apostles was a tax collector, a despised profession.

It's a running theme in Christianity that goodness, grace, & divinity appear out of the gutter, so to speak. If there's going to be a religious revival in America, it fits the historical theme by getting its start in a satanic cesspit like SF. God likes to be unpredictable, like the contrarian punk that he is.

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One day California will be returned to the Latinx inshallalah

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:#marseyagree:

:#marseyflagitaly:

i love mexico

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A little spark of hope starts in the darkest of all places.

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I dunno why but this comment cracked me up something fierce. Maybe it's the nyquil but thanks for that

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That’s a great start, now bring back Latin rites!

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Internet tradcaths are a weird breed, they specifically seek out and base their identity around joining the one big centralised religion, with someone who has a direct hotline to god at its centre and then they b-word and moan about how this organisation is too tame for them, or isn't the TRVE catholic way.

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Tradcaths just want to go back to when the Church hated gays and other degenerates.

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Those femboy loving motherlovers just want indulgences and to get high on sacramental copium.

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Thats what the orthodox Church is for tho

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Sedevacantists exist outside the internet lol :marseycheerup:

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I have no idea who they are, but they're probably just as big a group of cute twinks.

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I know you don’t, lil scamp :marseyhearts:

I know what you’re speaking about with internet tradcaths though, and I don’t think we really have any here who aren’t ultimately just memeing on prots

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Genuine congratulations for naming a doctrine (in my own religion, no less) with which I'm unfamiliar.

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Mel Gibson is one

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Not surprising in the least.

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Latinx rites

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Going to stab you in minecraft homie

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You can always just join a heretic sect, no need to cling to the skirts of the Church.

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That’s like joining a Reddit-alternative offsite that doesn’t even have an IOS app!

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:marseyhmm::marseyhmmm:

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Catholics suck butt. Pentecost is around the corner, and you know what that is about? Speaking all languages so people can understand you. The basic priniciple of Christianity is to meet people in their language, why TF is Latin rites a good thing? "Oh boy it is so fun not understanding a single word! This brings me closer to Christ somehow" SMH

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Prot detected

Opinion discarded

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nnnooooo you can't just follow and practice your religion you're not being hecking wholesomerino :soyc#ry: :soycry#: :#marseypope:

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The Pope also said in 2018 the life of the unborn is sacred, but so are other lives including those of the poor and the already born.

No wonder rightoids hate him

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Ngl shit like this is why 80% of the Catholics I know outside the internet love this Pope

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That’s the case with all popes though.

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They love him for his desire to kill babies? wtf that is a strange attraction.

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But papist rightoids agree with that though? That’s been the stance with all popes before Francis. :marseyconfused:

Also, I feel like the journo just pieced to irrelevant speeches together to make themselves feel better about aborting.

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He's gonna get in trouble with the pope.

Plus she can just go to church outside of his Archdiocese. It's a symbolic gesture that will have no real affect.

:#marseypope:

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He's gonna get in trouble with the pope

LMAO

:#marseyluther:

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I would be so excited for a new schism! The US Catholics should break away and lose 60% of their parishoners, it would be so good.

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Isn't that just turning them into the Episcopal Church instead?

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confused girl with time machine: "Wait, why are you white?"

Cleopatra: "με συγχωρείτε?"

confused boy with time machine: "Don't go to Memphis!"

Martin Luther: "Bitte?"

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Doesn't bitte mean please?

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Yeah but it's also a quick way to say "Pardon?" / "Can you repeat that?"

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It's a symbolic gesture that will have no real affect.

Hellfire is a very real impact you CHUD.

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Not in Catholic doctrine it isn't.

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Wish theyd just bite the bullet and be like "yup, unbaptized babies go to heck. All of em. Limbo isn't real we made that up."

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Limbo isn't really a part of official doctrine, and never was. Also all unbaptized babies go to heaven now, apparently.

The modern official Catholic conception of Heck is a spiritual separation from God's grace, not a literal burning place.

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The modern official Catholic conception of Heck is a spiritual separation from God's grace, not a literal burning place.

which is in line with actual scripture.

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Agreed.

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:marseyreading:

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it's all about upsetting moloch, that silly trickster!

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!Blackjack2000

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!slots200

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STOP 👏 POSTING 👏 SHIT 👏 I 👏CAN’T 👏 READ

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Hey you didn't rope!

:#marseywave2:

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if she roped she would miss out on that sweet orbiter attention :marseynails: :ethot:

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What does orbiter mean? :marseyexcited:

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basically simp, someone who "orbits" around her for a crumb of gussy

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I like that word, thank you :marseyreading:

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did you make up that term?

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no lol, it's old

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orbiter

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i was supposed to smh

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before you kick out the chair, let me at least get a whiff first

:#marseysniff:

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keep yourself safe

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obligatory "you first"

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In the words of my newest favourite reddit quote

i don’t give a shit about “having fun while i die” i just wanna fricking die

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Snappy isn’t just for posting copypasta and marsey

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Snappy posts the archives you idiot

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WAIT REALLY???

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that's her entire purpose you absolute rslur

:mar#seyzoomer: woah you tellin me snappy doesn't just post hecking funny based quotes and marseys??

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I HAD NO IDEA

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https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/bypass-paywalls-clean/

And no, "im on mobile" isnt an excuse

https://blog.mozilla.org/addons/2020/09/29/expanded-extension-support-in-firefox-for-android-nightly/

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too lazy

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Is there a trans bishop yet??

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Germany will see to it

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Zug zug

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Woman can't be ordained so it could happen

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She just voted to allow abortion up until birth.

"No, you can no longer have communion with us."

Shocked pikachu

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Imagine letting some wop boss you based on orders from his foreign masters 600 years after Prague was liberated from the Whore of Babylon. Do they even let Catholics have wine yet or are they still hoarding that for the priests?

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Communion under both species is allowed and sanctioned yes. They did do that even under the Hussite revolt, it just was not as common.

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If it's not even common enough for Utraquists then you're doing something wrong.

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You only need one for the Eucharist and Ultraquists wanted the wine for every meal which can’t be stored like the bread can after it’s been turned to blood. Would either bankrupt some parishes or turn the priests into drunkards.

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Ultraquists wanted the wine for every meal

I'll have to look this up. Probably papist propaganda, but I can't refute it at the moment.

which can’t be stored like the bread can after it’s been turned to blood

Real Latin moment here. Jesus' body doesn't decompose but his blood goes off really fast? How did they explain that in the 1400s, you were getting freeze-dried solid Jesus concentrate that was too dehydrated for bacteria to grow on? And the blood that seems exactly like cheap wine, which doesn't go bad very soon (believe me I'd know), that somehow is throwing a monkey wrench into everyone's logistics.

Anyway, don't mind me. I definitely don't want any controversy over transubstantiation to start up again.

:#marseytroublemaker:

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How did they explain that in the 1400s, you were getting freeze-dried solid Jesus concentrate that was too dehydrated for bacteria to grow on?

Wait what?

For the rest though, the point is not that it goes bad but that you’re not supposed to leave it in storage after it’s been blessed. That is a big no no and the reason for which I forgot so I can’t explain it. :marseyderp:

Anyway, don't mind me. I definitely don't want any controversy over transubstantiation to start up again.

Agreed, it is sad that a lot of people have never experienced the true Eucharist before because of posers.

:!#marseysmug2:

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Duuuude wtf you can’t just act like our religion actually means something. Not cool :marseyrage:

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

Snapshots:

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THIS PEEPEE SWINGS :scoot:

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The pendulum swings

:marseycope:

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Supermad on reddit

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Tal Kopan (she/her)

nobody fricking cares

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Muh rice wafers!

:#soycry:

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I don’t care about babies. Go have another cadaver synod. I’ll give you the Girdle of Thomas if you do.

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God imagine if she and other prominent dems got excommuniacated :#marseynut:

With how cucked papists are, its the closest thing we're gonna get to a true and proper fatwa...

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C'mon Biden be based just once and start investigating tax exempts statuses

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I bet you're one of those tradcath tards that lumps birth control in with abortions.

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life starts at ejaculation you chud

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