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TOP FIVE MARSEY STICKERS THE RDRAMA.NET COMMUNITY NEEDS WHEN MARSEYMERCH DROPS

5. :#marseysulk:

She is so sad :'( can we get 25 likes?

4. :#marsheen:

I fricking love Pusheen. This isn't a joke. She gives me life. She gives me energy. And she is one of only two things out of Japan that doesn't give you massive weebshit cred when owned elsewhere.

3. :#marseywords:

Self explanatory.

2. :#marseyexcited:

The classic. Also quite undercover. Y'know those FOSS sticker packs, the $1 ones you see people use to mutilate otherwise perfectly fine P50's on /r/Thinkpad? This is like, the opposite. Why isn't it number one?

1. :#marseyoctopus2:

Oh, right. This is more than an emoji. It's a rallying cry, a sigil, the very Zeitgeist of this website. While it would out anyone with it as... how do I put this... ***"on the spectrum"***? That's alright. We may be ousted. We may be r-slurred. But we'll always win anyway.


(DIS)HONORABLE MENTIONS

:#marseyblueanime: (I'll take a fumo, thanks.)

:#marseygigachad: (Who drew this? It sucks.)

:#marseycumjar1: (Its variants make me want to throw up)

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i'll spread the good word in 3-7 business days

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:#soyjakfront::#soyjakhipster::#directlypointingsoyjak:

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:#marseywave:

Snapshots:

/r/Thinkpad:

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she escaped the jar!

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:#marseymerchant:

ffs this is king

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Sadly telegram owns Marsey, so there will probably never be official merch but you can definitely make your own!

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See, getting the rights to Marsey the Cat is actually really easy.

  1. Make lots of unfunny train jokes.

  2. ???

  3. Telegram sells the rights off to @TariqNasheed for three bucks and ball gag he bought from eBay.

  4. MARSEYMERCH :marseyparty::marseyrave::marseypartymaxx:

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Interestingly, I had a friend who was moving a few years back and he had cuffs and a ball gag and said β€œyou want this?” i said not really but took them for some reason. Ended up using them on some poor b-word on a one night stand without them knowing they’re used. Threw it away the next day though.

:marseyshrug:


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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