chonkers of reddit aghast at the suggestion of no cake on their birthgays!

Correction: Your cake is disgusting.

So like.. you’ve never made a cake just to have it around? Never ordered dessert at a restaurant and it’s cake? Parents never made cake for a dessert after dinner? The only time you’ve EVER had cake was at functions? You’ve legitimately never enjoyed any slice of cake you’ve ever had? All the times you had cake prior to your husband you were miserable and hated every moment of it? Because in one sentence you say “with exceedingly rare exception it just doesn’t taste good” which indicates you’ve had good cake. But the next line it’s “doesn’t matter what form, it’s all disgusting.” Soooo it seems like you do like cake, just not all cake.. and your opinion is clouded by your husbands opinion.

I don't know where you live, but most cakes I know are delicious AF. We've got marzipan cake, chocolate cake, marbled cake, probably a few dozen variants of fruit cakes, cheese cake, a few types of poppy seed cakes, cakes with pudding etc. There are hundreds of different cakes, maybe even thousands. Unless you detest sweet things in general, there's a cake for you.

Do you have any idea how completely stupid you make yourself sound.

Now let's run through this again. You ate cake your entire life until someone told you they don't like . So no you don't like it. If that same person worshipped the ground that cake sits on you would love cake. Lay off the cake for sure and grow yourself a brain.