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Are you real? Blink twice if you're a carp sockpuppet
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👁👁 I AM ME, TED. IS THIS ACTUALLY A NEW THEORY? I SWEAR TO GOD IF CARP EVER TAKES OVER MY ACCOUNT I AM GOING TO EGG HIS FRICKING HOUSE
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Thanks for the confirmation that you are indeed a carp alt
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There is one simple test to find it out.
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@TED_SIMP, wanna fish frick?
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FRICK OFF NO DIE DIE DIE
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Giving off some real roast beef energy.
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Yep, that's the real Ted. But you should think about it. You're missing something out
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DON’T KEEP PRESSING, YOU’RE ON THIN FRICKING ICE
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You aren't Ted. You sound fishy. Wanna frick?
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NO!!!!! NO FRICK!!!!!!!!
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i know things about birds that carp could NEVER guess. try me
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What's the youngest genus and when did it diverge
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GENUS? ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME? that is WAY too narrow on the evolutionary time-scale, not to mention the sheer amount of genera there are
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Carp alt confirmed
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keep yourself safe and stop calling simps p-dophiles
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but simps are pedos?,?
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fake fake FAKE
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REAL REAL REAL
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real... fishy
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How many types of finches are there?
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species or genera?
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Why not both?
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Yeah, carp. I was warming up to you a little, but this shit fricks with my head. The whole LLM Colombian camwhore saga almost had me because I wanted to believe, but remembering it was just some autist playing 9 different accounts made me go touch grass out of despair. Now we have all these great dancing guys on screen which is great but you're starting it up again with what always sounded like a younger foid, which makes it extra weird.
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Lol ya that camwhore shit was fake as frick but it was entertaining
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Ok Herman Melville
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actually i have intel that the llm columbian hooker gaga is quite possibly real…also see my last response as proof that its me
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Full 5 minute delay
Cutting it close here. Seems like enough time for Carp to Google something, or more likely search through a Bardfinn-style collection he made of your previous posts and groomercordshit to better fake your brand of autism. Not really convinced, but I won't keep "schizoing" over you (Carp) just playing The Games in your own way.
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I DID A PAINTING OF A SKUA FIGHTING A GANNET, HOW ABOUT THAT?
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To be fair, this is really neurodivergent in a tedsimp way, but I'm not fooled. I'll repress it by next week though so you're good to keep doing whatever inverse bardfinn shit you do man. Just keep making sure more stuff like stripper guy is added to website.
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IM TED IM TED IM TED
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 2 hours, 0 minutes
Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 11 hours, 3 minutes
Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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Holy shit, 11 hours.
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Say something only the real ted would know
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depending on the season, skuas and jaegers will get up to 90% of their diet from STEALING. they’ll chase after a bird, even a much LARGER bird, like a gannet, grab it by the wing, and drag it under the ocean waves, holding it underwater until the gannet releases its catch, and the skua STEALS IT from him.
skuas are some of my favorite birds. my favorite species is the Pomarine Jaeger (which actually has a really insteresting hybridization), and one of the darkest moments of my life was when I was birding at the beach and when I checked eBird after, some motherlover SAW A POMARINE JAEGER AN HOUR BEFORE I GOT THERE. I MISSED MY FRICKING FAVORITE BIRD BY AN HOUR?? THAT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY, THAT WAS AN EXTREMELY RARE SIGHTING. WHEN I FOUND OUT I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF. I STILL SEETHE ABOUT IT TO THIS VERY DAY (last time of seethe this morning at about 10:00 AM while birding)
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You sound like a fish.
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no i don’t tf
@carpathianflorist what do you know about skuas
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Everything worth knowing and then some
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PRESENT US WITH A FACT, THEN!
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Skua is two syllables, much like sparrow. Despite this shocking similarity, skuas and sparrows are quite different.
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Why are you pinging yourself?
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How do you know where he lives
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he told me
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in that case, do it now
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do what
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You know what to do
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DO WHAT
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Do you know where he lives ?
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vaguely
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I never thought Ted was one, but this post does have that Carp stank to it.
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