Cilantro Alert! Check out my killer b-fast

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What you've done here is that you've accidentally made food from the food your food should eat.

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Corpse eaters are so fricking weird "bro you need to eat more corpses" lmfao fricking freak

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Veganism, is the sad result of an immorally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

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"Just eat the corpse bro it's good for you" you are literally so disgusting. do you even hear yourself?

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When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

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The Walmart employees must tremble at the sight of your girth as your rascal scrapes the tile flooring beyond repair, threatening to break down at any moment and hoist upon them the herculean task of getting you out of the store

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The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.

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"You will eat the corpse and be happy" -Rightoids, current year

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Death is natural. We’re born, we survive as long as we’re useful and then we’re killed. Either by our body’s natural decay or by those younger and stronger.

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Cool story Fam! Check out my follow-up bowl of generic Raisin Oat Flake Cereal! #fiberforthebussy

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