Wit Da Mop
By McCoxmaul (Cover of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent)
Intro
Glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow
Glow, feddies
It's a honeypot
You gon' catch some flies / Witcha honeypot
Flower jizz on a joint / Now dassum honeypot
And you know they gon' find out you talkin' to the cops
Chorus A (x2)
You won't catch me wit da mop, even if you look a lot
All the jannies gotta stop if they ain't wanna get shot
I'm into spicy drama, I ain't into shady mods
Who frickin' with the feds / 'bout to 'spoze you as some frauds
Verse A
If you look behind the scenes / Might not like what you seein'
Them jannies chose to close / All the curtains for a reason
They laughin' at they users while they stay commitin' treason
Hand my data to the feds? / It's open season
But the jannies betta fret 'cause we be schemin'
We be sending secret codes while they be memein'
Organizin' hard while while they suckin' out the semen
From fibbie peepee, who the frick fraternize with demons
In the hole, in our thread / Yellin' "Frick the mods
Fear the proles or end up dead" / I like our odds
We closin' in on this groomercord / Runnin' hard
Soon you'll be eatin' bugs / Inside a pod
"Two more weeks, nothing will happen?"
You flood the site witcha metadrama cryin' and yappin'
You can try to distract us / From all the geomappin'
But pretty soon it's gon' be yo butt that we clappin'
Chorus B (x2)
You won't catch me wit da mop, even if you look a lot
All the jannies gotta stop if they ain't wanna get shot
I'm into spicy drama, I ain't into shady mods
Who frickin' with the feds / 'bout to 'spoze you as some frauds
Verse B
My posts, my code brought me the views
That got me showin' off my songs
My bops, my jams, my tracks, my tunes
Look, jannies, listen up 'cause this won't take long
You should respect us, instead you neglect us
Jannie, you mad? Why you over there tryna wreck us?
We a dream userbase postin' all that good shit
Y'all them microdick incels yankin' on a glowy peepee
Stay leechin' all our work / Runnin' yo mouths in a cave
Lookin' down on all yo users / claimin' that "we can't behave"
My crew done had enough / You best be takin' heed
When we crash through yo gate / Won't be no time to sneed
So I'mma tell you / Like my accountant told me
If you good at doin' something / Don't be doin' it for free
Y'all poetry rondellin' / Cop peepees you be fondlin'
Send my schizo friend, trust me / You won't be fond of 'im
Chorus C (x2)
You won't catch me wit da mop, even if you look a lot
All the jannies gotta stop if they ain't wanna get shot
I'm into spicy drama, I ain't into shady mods
Who frickin' with the feds / 'bout to 'spoze you as some frauds
Outro
Don't try to act like I be tellin' tales either, jannies
I got six screencaps, four DMs and twelve emails, jannies
You know who it is
Small-PP Unit
MC Coxmaul
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