What's going on? We used to pounce on "tragedies" like this in hours. Don't tell me you actually feel sorry for those heckin childerinos do you?
And before you accuse me of doing the exact same thing I made a fake td post and got @Absinthe to post it on therightcantmeme
It didn't do very well, partially due to absinthe (bless his rslurred heart) posting the imgur link instead if the actual image, but at least I tried.
Get to work.
(Oh and feel free to repost my fake post I made, if you want. It's not like I'm seething about the fact spent a literal hour making it look realistic on my shitty butt phone and no professional editing equipment just for someone to fumble at the last step or anything, why would you think that?)
Pic unrelated, but text posts get zero interaction
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Any joke theory disputing the regular narrative will be pretty much indistinguishable from what conspiratards are already saying. If you want a good angle, maybe you could pitch arming children for self defense in school. Lots of kids learn to shoot growing up, and rightoids already think more guns is the solution, so I could see some leftoids falling for it. Plus there's no way that we don't have a few users who would unironically support it
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At school in my area, they teach little kids bike safety. Why not also gun safety? Most playgrounds are big enough to have a shooting range
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Haha yes fellow RDrama.net-cels, we should make memes about children being murdered
That would be so based and bussypilled!
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Where dafuq you think you are
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Are you one of those "ironic" pedos too?
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Smartest dramanaut
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Are you trying to act neurodivergent? Like, not even the "haha I enjoy Internet memes" tongue-in-cheek "autism." This is that "Oh God, that weird kid is coming towards our lunch table. I hope he isn- oh no. I hope he doesn't sit down. Oh frick, he's sitting down. Now we have to deal with his antisocial blabbering. He's defying all social conventions. How does he not have a shred of self-awareness? What a basket case. This is so awkward, everyone at the table wants to die. I am closing my eyes and praying he magically goes away so I don't have to spend one more agonizing moment in his presence, this is so embarrassing" variety of autism.
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Wow, that was the worst bar ever. Keep yourself safe
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Yeah dude should we do /r/loveforschoolshootings or /r/schoolshootinglove.
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Peak rdramabrain. Pinned
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This comment just proves the only "trolling" most of the people on this site understand is saying the opposite of whatever Reddit thinks, and even then they only do that when it matches their actual, unironic opinions. OP literally gives you an example of a type of bait you could make (making a fake rightoid meme and posting it on /r/therightcantmeme/r/facepalm/etc) and tells you you can use it yourself but you still don't understand.
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Spot on. They say Redditors don't say anything, only repeat what others have already said. That's true of some Dramautists as well, except they say the opposite. And here's the real kicker: both think they're fricking geniuses.
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Redditors just parrot "support current thing", and dramastrags parrot "against current thing". Funny thing is they both think they're Einstein, but we know different.
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What sort of absolute sophomoron files caring about children dying en masse under "Current Thing"? That's beyond terminally online. That's sociopathic but embarrassing.
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Because it is, and in two weeks no one will care. Seen it before, it happens all the time.
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Lol ok
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You're being "funny" but like a billion people currently despise the police officers who reacted to the shooting, and /r/Uvaldepolicelove is definitely too obvious.
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/r/BackTheBlue or something similar. Cops will always do dumb shit so material won't dry up after the current thing is over. ProtectandServe is too jannied for trolling purposes.
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Okay here's one, /r/nokidsonline. It advocates for banning children from using social media because all school shooters are zoomers. The thing is, it's not ironic 🤭
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Glow op
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"Any trolling glows"
-dramanauts current year + ess ee vee eee en
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Strangely open door+ wagie on Gucci gear+no police response
Glows as much as the vegas one
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You know who would get a rise out of that? Redditors. Get to work
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/r/enoughshooterspam
No one cares about dumb kids dying. Let reddit go back to the way it was before, with funny cat memes and heckin wholesome posts on the frontpage, not this dumb american political shit.
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Lmao thaflts unironically good
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Unironic brain worms, go outside
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Noooo you cant just laugh at the heckin childerinos rdrama doesnt like edgy content noooooo!
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Find God
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How are
s and uvdale schoolchildren similar? They both get shot by 
s lol.
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Dramaphobe
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I've been trying to convince people that the news about the cops was NRA pro gun propaganda and how they tazed a good guy with a gun who would have gone in guns blazing with a texas 6-shooter and figured out the situation, but I think about 10/12 dead kids is where I draw the line at mocking them
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Noooo not the heckin childerino
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frick you, not because of some american holiday, but because i don't like you in particular
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I only care about the opinions of people who joined in the alpha sooooo
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get off my lawn dipstick
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Straggot
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pinkname
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Epic phail
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phuck i got owned
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Hoe about a subreddit about modding real life schools into games. Maybe generalize it to real life buildings to keep from getting yeeted. Would need some high effort posts to make it seem real though.
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This is some of the best bait about it. At least, Im assuming its bait https://rdrama.net/post/71542/in-the-wake-of-yet-another
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When I heard the "we didn't go in cause we might have gotten shot" stuff about why the cops didn't go in the classroom, it reminded me of Reddit's "I don't get paid enough to endanger myself" stance towards why wagies should let their establishments be looted and such. It made me think /r/antiworkcops would be a hilarious sub - just take the usual shitty antiwork attitudes and have bait stories about police expressing them.
Not narrowly Uvalde-related but Uvalde-inspired. Not sure if people have tried it already.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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