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Do girls get wet in school shootings? : confessions

https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/uxgu64/do_girls_get_wet_in_school_shootings?sort=controversial

Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?โ€

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Do you think if dogs had human intelligence, it would be ok to frick them?

You donโ€™t need intelligence for that, look at human women for example [OP]

Oh, so youโ€™re just a stupid incel. That explains a lot. No need to give you further attention [different person from first commenter]

Lmao where was the first commenter going with this question??

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White women really don't like it when you point out their love for the knot.

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Now THIS is a good comment. Not some masterpiece but it's funny and charming and not just some r-slurred shibboleth

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:#@marseyismywaifupat:

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shibboleth

Wait did you read that stupidpol thread too or am I just having the Baader-Meinhof phenomenino.. meow.

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I don't read stupidpol, shibboleth is a pretty common word. Have a great day

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These bitches are everywhere.

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Do you think if dogs had human intelligence, it would be ok to frick them?

You donโ€™t need intelligence for that, look at human women for example

:#gigachad::#gigachad::#gigachad:

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Incel chuds look nothing like that

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True, we look like this

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Trans lives matter

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missed dogpill opportunity

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Lol which one of you was this

:#marseyxd:

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What an obnoxious comment that adds nothing to the discussion. Please don't sully my posts by leaving these types of comments.

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Leaving pointless comments is kind of my shtick. If you donโ€™t like it you can block me :marseysmug2:

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Gotta farm the coins somehow :marseymerchant:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/8ekl0e/incel_claims_that_women_get_wet_during_school?sort=controversial

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If you really want to make a girl wet, give her an infection.

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:#marseyshapiro:

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Have studies been conducted on this?

"We'll need to send shooters into 500 schools to get a sufficient sample size. Half the shooters will secretly be given Nerf guns."

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No you just have to go interview the 9 year-olds and ask if they got horny, duh.

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is is that time of the day where we pretend hybristophilia doesn't exist?

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More like dramaphilia.

And that's a good thing! :marseythumbsup:

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It's been one day dude, those little bodies are barely cold. Have a little decency.

poor choice of phrasing

:#marseydylan: :#!marseywhirlyhat: :#marseypedobear: :#marseydead:

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marseys are modern hieroglyphs

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:#marseypharaoh2:

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:#marseytransflag:

Snapshots:

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wrong fetish, snappy

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Stop being a baby and answer the question

As a female, I am pretty sure I can speak on the behalf of all females: no one is concerned or not if they are wet, they are scared for their lives.

Note how they (and everyone else in the comments) are unable to just say "no, we dont get wet"

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...bruh.

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What? Did you read a "no" in that?

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nope, thus the bruh moment.

islam is right about women.

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Least brain damaged by internet zoomer.

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:marseydicklet:

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Yes, but only the ones that watch serial killer documentaries...so all of them

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the internet and its consequences were a disaster for the human race. :marseydespair:

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!wordle

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