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[DramaStreetBets] GME earnings after close today.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/v2evr3/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week?sort=controversial

Option volume today centered around the Jun3 176C and 126P with around 21k calls traded and only 4k puts.

Open interest on Jun3 calls is 52k and only 8k for puts. Retail seems confident. R-slurred, but confident.

Losses are expected so unless they did something catastrophically r-slurred my predicted outcome is max pain for option holders this week. Expect sneeding from apes who unironically are still expecting it to hit $300 and will blame short :marseymanlet: ladder attacks when it trades sideways before tanking again next week.

I'll be adding some of my favorite takes below:

Remember to not let a bad EPS frighten you. GME is a tech/growth stock now. They have to spend to pivot. I'd be worried if they were profitable right now instead of continuing to spend and develop.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/v2evr3/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week/ias1ljo/?sort=controversial

I'm wondering what their intention is if they decide to drop the price again at earnings release? Drop it to 110 or 90 or 72 so then it becomes cheaper for us and we buy more? And then all the FTDs push it back up to 130 again. Why don't they just close their shorts? End the madness. Get out. Move on to your millions of other forms of corruption. Can't wait to buy the dip.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/v2evr3/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week/iasstdz/?sort=controversial

Frick the SEC for its propaganda. Aren't they supposed to be neutral in all this? Why am I even bothering bitching about this. They're supposed to be a lot of things that they're not. Instead they're rich-peepee-riding lap dogs

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v2gyl4/bulldance_dropping_truth_bombs/iasdsxs/?sort=controversial

Edit: Results pretty much in line with expectations. Will probably close this week at $125 and all call and put holders will wake up to IV crush.

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short ladder more like short bus

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Literally so fricking pumped for them to shit the bed again

:#marseybegging:

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GME is a tech/growth stock now

Everyday I am more impressed by their r-slurred delusions.

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Wow they sure went from, "I am literally going to be a millionaire with my 1-5 shares" to "well it has growth potential and plus THIS IS A REVOLUSHUN!"

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Inshallah the stock split goes through and the NFT market flops at open. I wanna see some losers get rekt

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Can we get a remind me bot

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-$2.08/share but up AH 🀑

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Could have been -$10/share and wouldn't make a difference, everyone knows the company is garbage and it will still trade sideways.

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According to Google, wet means "covered or saturated with water or another liquid." Since water molecules touch each other naturally as they move, and because there are always (99.999999%) more than a few molecules, they naturally shift and cover each other as they move.

In other words, water is wet. Checkmate mf

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