You may have noticed that most social media users that are obsessed with politics are zoomers. It's important that we as draumanaughts do everything we can to upset them. The key is to remind them that because of their age, their opinion is worthless. This works even if you are a zoomer too, because they're convinced anyone against them is an evil boomer and revealing your age to them leads to some delicious cognitive dissonance.
For maximum seethe, try responding to zoomer agendaposts with some of these:
- Let me guess, you're still in high school?
- It's okay, I believed things just to spite my parents when I was your age too!
- I'm sorry your father isn't around.
- Child detected, opinion discarded.
- Omg my parents told me I should say the same thing!
- Why would I listen to someone with no real world experience?
- Wow that's crazy, I thought this too before I became an adult!
- Don't worry, you'll grow out of this opinion!
The last one in particular is VERY effectively at causing seethe/spergouts. No, I don't have a link, I have to go back to the lab soon and this post has already taken too much effort. I recommend following any of these with condescending emojis like π€, and π₯°. Go try this on Reddit or something and post your results here. This concludes my low-effort post.
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Oh, that's a creative idea. That's from one of those 'young adult' books, right? Hah, imagine that in the real world White House. That gave me a chuckle.
I like your passion! I know how exciting politics can be when you're first learning about it. Keep at it, pal!
When I was in school you were either a jock, or sometimes a rocker, and sometimes a punk. We never had a 'feminist' group but I bet you're having a blast! Enjoy it while you're young!
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This is clearly better than any of my ideas.
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