UPDATE
Thank you all for voting! It was all in vain however, as my terroristic threats were successful in restoring my beloved mop. Groomercordcide has officially been postponed until I find something else to throw a tantrum over in the future. Remember kids, blackmail always gets you what you want! 
ORIGINAL POST
Long story short: I was randomly given ownership of the official dramacord a while back by virtue of nobody else wanting such a shameful title. 
Skipping forward to today, I've discovered that my very precious and important janny position from the community I've been a part of for over 7 years was suddenly removed last night - severely inhibiting my ability to arbitrarily bully furries whenever they wander into our little corner of the interwebs. In retaliation to this sudden and unprovoked attack I intend to nuke the official groomercordcel server, and you guys get to decide how I do it. How fun! 
I'm also welcoming suggestions, so hit me up if you have a more dramatic idea to btfo the groomercordcels 
Should I:
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Delete it and start going to church.
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Touch grace.
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Lol Marcoβs a groomercord admin
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Not for long
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87 people want it to be deleted and 154 people donβt want it to be deleted so give it to a furry
to deal with rightoids
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One drop rule.
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Jannies are c*nts, I should know I used to be one.
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the whole janniegate of the last couple of days made me realize that all this time i was probably the only dramacel without a mop lmao
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That's what the RDRAMA tea party is for
@SorensDonGER
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that pings 2 of the tea party members
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Thank you for the useful info, upgeesed
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That's exactly how I feel lol
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We are all carp alts anyway.
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That's internalized jannyphobia. Do better.
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Im not afraid of jannies, i just hate them
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I lost my mop 5 times lol itβs better that way. Frick jannies.
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You are what you eat.
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You still aren't allowed back
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I love Soren who ever said I had a dispute with him? The only problem I have with Soren is that he pretends like he doesn't know who I am.
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He kicked you out of the tea cord and hasn't explained himself at all. I invite you back.
@Soren every action against this will let you end up in the carp containment zone
btw.
@JoeBiden do you want to join?
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I made a comment in the jannie cord that it seemed odd for me to be in both jannie cord and tea party cord so he took it as a threat to tea party and kicked me out.
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Details, you both left out all the details
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he was leaking to janniecord
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all the moids do that. They sit and gossip about posters like 13 year old girls.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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are you not a moid?
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Yes, I am a very fashionable moid.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Aevann was this a part of your master plan?
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Give it to
@JoeBiden, 
@Soren, and 
@schizocel
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Why did you ping the same user 3 times
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please don't do this one
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True, especially after you killed duckcord
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slander
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Destroy it now! Right now!
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Who cares about site janny or groomercord?
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A few things about this.
There are 3 jannies
They are all women
They are all
s
They are all in the groomercord
They are all strags
They all have autism
They are all cucks
They have no janny powers
They have all been removed before.
They are all cute twinks.
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5 and 10 are repeats
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DID I STUTTER
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I mean you didnβt speak it you typed it, how would you naturally stutter typing something?
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2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 are all repeats
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Are they transwomen or transmen?
So... transmen?
Both are statistically improbable for biowomen.
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Language is the only thing separating you from animals.
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Lock the doors and put it to the torch.
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Every time a groomercord gets deleted, it leads to 3 more groomercords being created to replace it. And then I get pinged to join all of them even if I wasn't in the original groomercord in the first place because everyone assumes I was.
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lol yes. Every groomercord is bound to have 3 spinoffs for every 10 users.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Good. Fewer people on more channels means less r-slurred shit can be coordinated on a central channel
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Straight up delete it
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Every single option is so good. Straight deleting is the most dramaphobic one though so don't so that.
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What about gay deletion?
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Invite Murmur back and make him owner
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don't delete it the last thing we need is groomercord pedos posting here more
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Give it to me
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Anybody that picks this is a libertarian!
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I have conveniently compiled a list of unironic libertarians on the scale of the /r/teenagers drama
User User truescore
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1 Is the least dramatic
2 requires unnecessary effort on my part
I'm against 3 because I'll always oppose giving furries further influence here even as a bit
It's a no-brainer for me really
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ur gay lol
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Whatever you're going to do, you should do it quick before someone stops you.
Unless this was all a ploy to hold the server hostage till you get your mop back...
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GIVE IT TO MURMUR
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I first voted for delete but they might be able to appeal that and get it recovered - send it to bard
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What? Where?
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Let me have it
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the age of the lawlzcord is upon us
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Just report some transphobic messages to the Groomercord staff. The server will be gone before you can say dude bussy lmao.
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This is hilariously true. RIP bombcord.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Why do you wanna be a janny again so badly
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Seeing deleted comments was nice
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Worst part of this site are meta groomercord posts delete immediately.
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Kick them all make them write essays why they should be let back in. Post the essays here for us to vote on and critique. By the way jannies did this to me multiple times on /r/drama
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I actually like this one.
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doxx everyone who voted for that please
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I like the idea of annoying people (lock&ping or tyrannical
jannies) but that might allow the
groomersgroomercordcels time to reorganize like the cockroaches they are so prob better to just nuke without warningthe booting all jannies would get the server banned in like an hour cause edgelords would start spamming tos violating stuff
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Figure out a way to send a code that deletes groomercord off the phone and blocks it from being redownloaded
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Congratulations on the successful terrorism, and best wishes for future successes in similar endeavours.
just remember
@whyareyou was here for you on your big day! 
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Mop gone. Cares. Who? No. Why? XD.
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Hand over ownership to me so i can use it for my project zomboid server and have everything in general chat streamed into game chat and so i can read everything you all say while i rage at dying alone
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Cringe.
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Lemme post a masterpiece there first.
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Post gore gigajannies will take it down
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π¨Bard bot alert!π¨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 0 hours, 52 minutes
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