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It was clear from the get go that the reason he liked me was that I had 1. A pulse, and 2. A vagina.

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But knowing I was completely interchangeable with any other woman, as long as he had a gf, kinda stung.

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As a bonus: when i had to break up with him due to unfixable distance related issues, he almost immediately wanted to know if I could hook him up with my sister, who he’d never met, or any female friend of mine. Ouch.

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he almost immediately wanted to know if I could hook him up with my sister, who he’d never met, or any female friend of mine. Ouch.

What's the problem here? The sister part is weird but if you're going to at least stay friends with women, leveraging their connections is the number one benefit.

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Spelling it out is hilarious, but it's true, knowing girls is the best way to meet more girls.

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Never worked for me even once. Of course that may just have been me. I actually met Mrs Face over the phone working an IT support desk, of all the random weirdness.

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How'd that go? Oh, your printer isn't working? It's wifi, so maybe it lost connection to the router and is having trouble reconnecting, can you restart that? While we are waiting, what are you wearing?

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Haha, no, this was back in the days when we used to send out software updates on floppy disc and there was some technical nous involved, and I never asked what she wore. I have my faults, and they are indeed gross, but being a creepazoid is not one of them.

Kids these days with their wifi this and their router that...

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This is something that is called "cope".

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Jfc unfathomable amounts of cope

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