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It turns out that Rebel Wilson (the fat chick from Pitch Perfect) only came out as a lesbian to ruin a journo's story about it, LGBTQ folx seethe at journos

https://twitter.com/meghamohan/status/1535597084589670400/photo/2

Tbh I have to agree that the journos sounded pretty annoying lol. If you tell her that you're gonna publish a story about it in 2 days why wouldn't she just say it herself?

https://twitter.com/sapphoslibrary/status/1535598181353914369

i am so beyond disgusted at this. turns out rebel wilson only came out to avoid being forcefully outed and now that newspaper is pissed at her for ruining their scoop?? so they wrote this mess?? i am so angry and so sorry for rebel, no one deserves this.

Why do some white chicks on the internet write statements as questions???

https://twitter.com/manwithoutatan/status/1535520460498157570

In case you were wondering how Pride Month is going, the @SMH got in touch with Rebel Wilson to say they’d be outing her in the next few days, so when Rebel came out herself the journ*lists are throwing a tantrum that she robbed them of an exclusive.

https://twitter.com/meghamohan/status/1535608176837525504

Sydney Morning Herald really out there complaining that Rebel Wilson “gazumped” their threat of outing her on their terms by posting about her own life on her own terms! What a mindblowing piece to write!

https://twitter.com/HisLgbt/status/1535737208413384704

Apparently @RebelWilson was forced out of the closet by @AndrewHornery an unprofessional journ*list at the Sydney Morning Herald, and he had the nerve to complain that she “gazump[ed] the story” with her coming out tweet.

https://twitter.com/sallyrugg/status/1535872362226524160

Absolute kicker is @SMH legitimately scolding Rebel Wilson bc when faced with a newspaper saying they are going to out her without her consent & she has two days to supply a quote, she quickly came out first.

As if @SMH owns HER story, is entitled to break it & she scooped THEM!

https://twitter.com/_NatashaDevon/status/1535758431948259328

It’s really quite brazen the way this newspaper seems to think it deserves our sympathy when it a) threatened to out Rebel Wilson b) is angry with her for taking control of the announcement of her new relationship and c) is being subtly but very noticeably biphobic.

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Actually good drama

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:#marseyblush:

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Any time people are pooping on journos it's a good day

To be fair though, if I was a journo I wouldn't have given her time to reply. Just post your god darn story stop with this "i've got the scoop, follow me for bombshell celeb news!". The clintons could kill you before you drop it

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Pissing off journ*lists is both morally correct and good drama.

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:#!marseymini: :#marseyjourno: :#marseymini:

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You know it's bad when I'm mostly siding with hysterical twittercels lol

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modern journos are so lame and shit unlike the cool ones breaking some big story in the movies (:marseysoypoint2: i know)

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Why is this chick being a part time lesbian even a major story that they have to break? Like would anyone even care at this point? lol

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This actress is keeping her personal relationships private? We need to expose her to the world!

-"People" of Journ*lism

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Looks like she's still a biiig name, look at her inst: 11 million followers. If some fraction of percent of those, plus internet randos click the article :!marseycapitalistmanlet: Now all they get is hate clicks, which... is also ad money. :marseycapitalistmanlet: As many things, journ*lism was also never good.

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like honestly. this, first of all, is not a "scoop" for a legitimate newspaper. who GIVES A FRICK that someone is gay? what public interest does this knowledge serve? then to fricking POUT about it like YOU are the one who's been wronged? from TMZ maybe, but christ, even them I'd think wouldn't pull this shit.

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Journocide couldnt come fast enough

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i feel this may be the only solution to the jurno problem, the final solution

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I would have fricked her when she was fat, I don't care man.

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You’re from the Midwest, of course you frick fatties.

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Truck yeah brother

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What other options do they have?

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farm animals

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Fat girls are farm animals though

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No, farm animals are useful.

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brap rancher

:#marseynotes:

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Never frick your braphogs

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Are there ranches in Iowa?

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Ye, they wrangle taters.

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You were added to the brap file

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:#go:

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I would have fricked her when she was fat, I don't care man.

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gazump

Oh these silly aussies and their silly made-up words

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I'm from Aus and have literally never heard this word lol

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sorry friendo turns out you are doodlyo adopted

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Thank frick

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I am just messing kid. haha, you are my r-slurred blood from your forehead all the way to your wiggly toes.

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:marseyohno:

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Really hoping they can successfully get a journo or 2 fired over this 🥰

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Shame on you, @SMH !!

:marseymad::marseymad::marseymad:

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So am I supposed to be mad at a white woman or at a journal!st? Can't I hate both?

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she looks great for a 42 yr old cac :marseybooba:

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Fat don't crack!

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What you dont see is all the excess skin from years of being obese :marseycry:

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Thankfully 🙌🏾 straggot pride 💅🏾

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Probably has enough left over to reupholster her couch

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Why do some white chicks on the internet write statements as questions???

Because they don't know anything so everything is a question to them.

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woof. yeah, i can't even tell if SMH is attempting to disguise the TMZ-level shit they're doing. they threatened to out her, then are mad she outed herself?

i'm not one for the "message" but this is fricking absurd.

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journ*lists can go gazump themselves :scoot:

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I pity the poor woman who has to frick her

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she lost weight. i mean, when they're middle aged they mostly finger, right?

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i think this one time the journo was in the right

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:#marseyno:

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:#marseyparty2:

Snapshots:

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good morning i hate journoids

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who fricking names their children ''rebel''

are americans r-slurred

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She’s Australian though

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fat

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