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Just got circumcised and wanna kill myself : teenagers

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Just got circumcised and wanna kill myself

This morning I got circumcised, all went well for the rest of the day until now. It’s 3 AM and im sitting in a fetal position crying from a night time erection. I’m in a intense amount of pain right now and my pain killers are yet to kick in. I will literally die in this bed right here right now. Pray for me.

Hurry post about it on reddit :marseyzoomer:

bro bro, my advice for you is to wear a skirt for a week or so, it's the best thing ever and always take your painkillers bro

:#marseyeggirl:

The doctors didn't give you any anti-boner pills, really?

There are pills that cause erectile dysfunction on purpose for a specific amount of time? Darn.

I got them after my circumcision tho for all i know it could have been cuz one of the nurses is my dads gaming buddy.

hahaha what

Wow dude I literally went throught the same exact thing at age 25 almost 4 month ago I got the snip.

You got this dude

The pain WILL stop, you will be able to get a boner and have s*x with out pain I promise.

You did the right thing by enduring this pain now.

Take time to just lay down and do nothing.

Kinda funny you and I experienced the exact same thing lmao

Phimosis can suck it.

:#marseypedo:

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I only have lemons is that ok?

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I officially rate your peepee as not bad/10

:#marseyhomosupremacist:

Congratulations

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It is a huge honor, truly thank you

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Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a noncancerous condition resulting from fibrous scar tissue that develops on the peepee and causes curved, painful erections. Peyronie's disease rarely goes away on its own. In most men with Peyronie's disease, the condition will remain as is or worsen. Excessive and abusive masturbation damages the various subcutaneous tissues of peepee, causing both a buildup of plaque and an increase in scar tissue.

YOU JACKED OFF SO MUCH YOU GAVE YOURSELF PEEPEE DISEASE BRO

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man my erection isnt painful at all and the camera is looking at my peepee from the left (just look how you can see more of my left leg than right) nice try though.

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The haters just tryna put you down cause they jealous

Nice peepee king :marseythumbsup: :marseycock:

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Thanks bro

:marseywholesome:

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complimenting your alt’s small ugly peepee

!blackjack105

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disgusting, i would never admit to being a filthy p*rtuguese even on an alt

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I can’t think of any other reason you would compliment that bendy thin shlong. Here’s a nice one for you.

!blackjack105

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darn bro my peepee really triggered you, you spent the last 3 hours seething about it... You jealous or smt??

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Not at all @Dramacel

!blackjack105

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Not bad by pull your skin back so it rests behind the head it’s gross this way lol

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Jesus fricking christ why is it so bendy?

!blackjack105

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