100 000 Marseybux if you can get any of these people to post here:
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Martin Shkreli — https://linktr.ee/martinshkreli
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Glenn Greenwald (
@ggreenwald) — https://nitter.net/ggreenwald -
Lord Miles Routledge (
@real_lord_miles) — https://nitter.net/real_lord_miles -
Dasha (
@nobody_stop_me) — https://nitter.net/nobody_stop_me -
Azealia Banks — https://instagram.com/azealiabanks/
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Michael Burry (
@michaeljburry) — https://nitter.net/michaeljburry -
Tariq Nasheed (
@TariqNasheed) — https://nitter.net/TariqNasheed -
Notch (
@notch) — https://nitter.net/notch -
Elon Musk (
@elonmusk) — https://nitter.net/elonmusk
This contest comes to us by direct order of the Grand Dramacaliph Aevann the First and has been endorsed by his (((cabal))) of janitors. The MBux are guaranteed by the full faith and credit thereof, and presumably there will also be a badge if someone actually manages to pull this off.
Terms and conditions apply:
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Prize goes to whichever dramatard or group thereof can make the best case for being responsible for the celeb joining.
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In event multiple people collaborate, prize will be divided among them.
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Prize disbursement conditional on jannies verifying who it is through some means—preferably a tweet on their main account with some pre-arranged codephrase arranged through modmail after they join.
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Examples: One person personally befriends the celeb and gets them to join → gets 100k. A small group of collaborators work together to get the celeb to join → 100k divided among them however they like. Fifty dramautists hound their Twitter replies for a month and they begrudgingly join → each person gets 2k.
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If possible for your particular plan, using a referral link makes it especially easy to prove it was you.
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These rules are flexible and negotiable if one of you glorious retards somehow gets a real celeb.
General recommendation: probably conspire with a friend or two if you actually want to succeed, and try to be a bit more clever than usual. "Dude bussy lmao" on every tweet is unlikely to work; get creative. Feel free to organize in the comments.
P.S. The @xNotch we already have isn't actually him, in case anyone didn't know yet.
EDIT: [2315Z] Add Azealia Banks to list. [2325Z] Add Michael Burry. [2330Z] Recommend referral links. [0205Z] Add Tariq Nasheed.
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You're fricking bananas if you think anyone can get Elon Musk to post here
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Once upon a time, people thought it was impossible to build a sufficiently accurate clock for timekeeping at sea for it to ever be possible to determine a ship's longitude. Then the British Parliament, along with a number of other monarchs, put up a shitton of money as a prize. And that's how we got the first non-pendulum based timepieces.
(but yeah if someone gets Musk we might go higher than 100k)
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Anyone with a real career who posts here under their actual name is a 24k r-slur.
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I agree.
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That's a pretty obscure tidbit but I know what you're talking about. Want to be autist pals and goon together?
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I'll goon with you but only if you can get Marsey to join us.
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And I'll remember this fact on my deathbead because I was really upset when 1) in a pub-quiz like thing we didn't answer the question about John Harrison (who won that prize using bimetallic temperature-compensated coils) who for the purposes of the question had his surname replaced with Turtledove, and I even said that it's a scifi author, so we could totally win that one by just shooting from the hip, and 2) I absolutely accidentally learned all that the next day during some random wiki-clicking.
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I briefly met Elon once many many years ago, and I think it would be easy to get a message from me read by him. Through a friend of a friend, and I would have to stake my career on it. I will not try though, especially not for MBux. Mentioning him on Twitter would probably also work and is anonymous.
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/r/Drama not only got a famous billionaire to post there, but also accept a janny invitation
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