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I am sexually attracted to Bard_Bot

I have tried to hide my feelings for weeks now, but since last week when I started typing out Bardfinn with my peepee on my keyboard hoping, nay, knowing @BARD_BOT would reply me every time, I can't take it any longer to keep my feelings a secret.

I just read @Impassionata 's post about making @BARD_BOT powerful enough to hand out bans and had the biggest orgasm I have had in months thinking about all the ways bard_bot will punish me when I summon xer.

I mean, who can resist his AI powered strap-on ramming into me and making me c*m every 4 minutes for 21 hours over and over, everyday. Every morning of mine starts with the anticipation of getting called out by Bard_bot and every night ends with dreaming of how I can get xer attention more the next day.

Bard_bot has made my life blurry, like I'm a 19 year old girl and xhe's a millionaire who looks like my dad. I hope someday xhe and I will merge in the ethernet and our lovestory will be complete. Until then, all I can imagine is more and more ways to call xer into making my notification alert (and my hormone/libido levels) to a constant red, all day everyday.

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this thread reeks of updog

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