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important investment opportunity

Hello sir I am OK but I have suddenly stumbled upon a problem. You see, my great great grandmother thrice removed has died 3 months ago. Her lawyers have been searching across the world and have found me to be her closest relative.

Unfortunately, Granny Loretta was a drug lord and kept all her money hidden in the bags of catfood she had stacked in her basement. She only used 2 dollar bills because she didn't trust new money.

Anyway, her lawyers are trying to get me her life savings, but they need to hire 4 dozen children to transport it across the border. Unfortunately I do not have enough money to extort all these children on my own, but my local gang leader has said that he can do it for $3700.

If any of you kind souls could do the needful and donate any amount of money (including marseybucks and dramacoin) to me, I can triple your kind donations in 2 weeks and return them to you. Many thanks you.

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