Witches rush to explain why they can't hex the supreme court. Turns out Clarence Thomas himself is a powerful hoodoo priest

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Remember it's not racist to imply that Clarence Thomas is a hoodoo warlock

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Also turns out the supreme court have hired chud witches of their own to provide magical protection

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But don't worry, witches can still help by performing justice and protection spells :marseywholesome:

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Man, all these women believe they can curse people and tell the future and shitโ€ฆ but none of them know a spell for weight loss, huh?

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They are possessed by the demon of hunger and every diet they try makes it more powerful like an albatross around their necks that gets heavier

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Reminds me of an interpretation of Stephen King's "N." where the protective circles were actually summoning circles.

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THEY DON'T WANT TO, OKAY?

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the actual true answer

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Hey that's not fair. A lot of Witches are bulimic or anorexic.

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Listen, the more mass you have the more space you take up on the leyline. That means more spiritual energy for casting protection on your cat.

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