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Neurodivergent argues about Batman, gets increasingly mad

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/batman-vs-everyone-on-sv-and-sb.104476

Just read through, the Maru dude gets more and more neurodivergent and more and more angry, it's great.

>Honestly I was just hoping for some clever strategies and ideas, rather than the stupid 'comic book street levelers are limited to RL human standards, despite all the proof otherwise' bullshit.

>They are all in the same continuity. I proved this already. But do you really think Bruce Wayne can only accomplish what is physically possible for a RL human? Because that is just dumb. If you want to claim that, in defiance of all of the evidence, then it's not even Batman you're debating against.

>Fricking stupid 'spaghetti posting' rules... making it impossible to debate... You're just desperately looking for excuses to deny Batman's strength. BTW, Batman actually has learned to manipulate chi, and even use magic. So he literally does have 'super powers', even going by the in-universe definition.

:#marseyautism:

>Trying to compare Batman to Saitama is wrong to the point of being farcical. No, Saitama is not 'a regular human' with no superpowers. Several others have told you this now, with reference to incidents in the story, and you don't get to just dismiss them with a blunt statement, as if your opinion is truth by dint of being yours.

:#marseyslowpoke:

>Again, please learn the difference between what is explicitly acknowledged as a metahuman power in DC, and what is simply considered possible for DC humans with enough training, which isn't possible IRL. I have posted scans that explicitly state that Batman is beyond any RL human.

>Batman is written as having superhuman striking, gripping, and lifting strength, not superhuman leaping strength. If you want to complain about that not making scientific sense, just remember that you're the one using the literary argument.

>And the more posts that I read in this thread, the less convinced I am that we would be able to unite, as it seems like most of us would be too busy debating over sexuality and gender issues to actually fight back...

:#chudsey:

>Yikes, bruh.

:#soyjaktalking:

>Denying repeated, consistent feats, and even in-universe justifications for them is pretty dumb, isn't it?

>I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I'm not arguing that Batman is invincible or that he will 100% win this. In fact, I've said that very opposite around half a dozen times now! What's annoying me is that so many people are apparently incapable of believing the simple proposition that a fictional human, in a clearly fantasy setting where humans do impossible things all the time, can be any stronger or tougher than a RL human.

>You guys keep trying to paint me as saying 'It's 100% scientifically proven that Batman can consistently and repeatedly throw 6 megajoule kicks, and you're all stupid for saying he can't!', when in reality what I'm saying is 'Batman is consistently shown and even acknowledged in-universe as performing physical feats that, by any real world standard, would be superhuman (and yes, you're stupid for saying he can't).'

:#marseynintendo:

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What's that forum?

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Pure autism

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Now I'm reading this and apparently the Batman is the master of all human skills.

So his blowjob game would be insanely on-point, and his bussy would be fine as heck. Not rly relevant, just something for the cute twinks here to think about

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Christain Bale batman yes.

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/YHYmMLkOmqoo/giphy.webp)

Other Batmans? Not so much.

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/jIzXYqaQ0nLkA/giphy.webp)

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/TlK63ERYSGQsdqG04uc/giphy.webp)

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Adam West definitely sucked peepee

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West was a good looking guy and i'm sure he would have been in better shape had he been working today.

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very Westphobic

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:#marsheepnpc:

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