Name Color Statistics—or, How Painfully Uncreative Y'all Are

Many of you have, at various times, requested statistics on the Top Name Colors on rDrama. Today we shall finally put to rest your most pressing questions.

The top choices on both lists are, of course, the pre-selected color options. However, only sixteen of the seventeen options are actually at the top. The custom colors white #FFFFFF and black #000000 surpass the seventeenth option: #8CDBE6, which is almost exactly the same color as 'Sky Blue' crayons. The remaining colors are all also custom choices, totaling to custom colors for 7.7% of users active in the past week or 3.0% of all users.

The Pink Scare

When a great dramaocracy is destroyed, it will not be because of enemies from without but rather because of enemies from within. — Senator Joseph McCarthy (mostly)

We ought always to remember these poignant words of a Senator who was keenly aware of the Red Menace and their Pinko brethren. For all this time that we have worried about Rightoids on rDrama, we have neglected our terminal and pernicious infestation of Communist sympathizers. Pinkos make up 52.7% of users active in the past week and 77.2% of the total site population. Their Red comrades add another 6.3% and 3.0% respectively. How can we be rightoids when this place is pinker than a Fabian Society meeting?

Get that Default Color Out Yo Profile, Playa

Finally: if all of this has made you self-conscious of your all-too-common name color, why not go pick something that really, like, embodies your chakras, man? Go to a color picker, like this random one I just found and play with the sliders to find something that vibes with you. Copy the "Hex code" (without the #) and paste it into your "Name Color" field in Profile Settings, then click "Update" to save it. Now no one can mock you for being like those other people.