suck it latinx and euros
prepare yourselves for massive seethe and cope
Edit: not sure if this was Olympics or what, who cares, US beat Mexico at soccer
US just won Gold in SOCCER
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Frick it's embarrassing to be a (small) part Mexican. Imagine getting mogged by your neighbour in literally everything.
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>mfw I don't have a big titty tejana/mestiza gf who loves guns
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Hola pendejo, quieres veer mi casa para tiempo sexy 😘
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Edit: lmao
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Mexico gets a socialist President and then they got mogged by the US in soccer?
Makes you think.
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I didnt even know there was soccer at olympics or whatever. US should win the soccer world cup to cause maximum seethe.
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If PuliGOAT & the USMNT somehow beat England, the Bri'ish will never recover. That would be 🇩🇪7-1🇧🇷 tier.
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I don't think this is the Olympics. I just saw that the US beat Mexico again in SOCCER so I figured I'd stake the first drama claim here.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ow6k59/usa_10_mexico_robinson_117/?sort=controversial
subreddit controversal soccer
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US Soccer celebrations are some of the the best threads on Reddit now. They happen when the European mods are all asleep and the shitposters are 100% aware of this. There's flamebait, taunts, mockery, fighting. CONCACAF barely follows rules and neither do they. Rare, beautiful, classic Internet. 👌🏻
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The tacos lost to the burgers twice this year
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Is there a compilation of Nationality Sitting at Computer memes? These are all gold
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Rofl at the cars lined up outside
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Just like men are better women, Americans are better Europoors.
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Never forget that Mexico soccer fans were willing to pelt their own players with water bottles out of pure seethe
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Soccercels are genuinely the most degenerate
people 
who can be considered fans of something. They have the same tendencies of a g*mer pissing on reddit about speedrunning but they grew up with that being the normie thing. So they just do it because its socially acceptable and not weird to chimp out like that
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There’s just something special about the sport that makes people act like this. Americels could never understand, your sports teams are just companies that move the second a more profitable location becomes available.
Soccer taps into a much deeper form of tribalism than anything you could get from following an American “franchise”
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And this is a good thing?
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Imagine caring this much about sports. Get a hobby.
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Sports is a hobby, fatty
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Then go get off your couch and play. Drinking beer while watching TV is not a hobby.
Average sports watcher
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I play water sports on your mom
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harsh but true
The best we've got in terms of tribalism is college football, and even that is still corporate as frick.
God bless America.
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harsh but true
The best we've got in terms of tribalism is college football, and even that is still corporate as frick.
God bless America.
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Can you blame them? Imagine going to a 90 min game where no goals are scored and the game is decided with a penalty kick shootout. Now imagine that happens every time including in championships. What else are they supposed to do?
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Imagine watching a game that is 90% commercials/bullshit. Imagine watching said game live and the players actually stop playing every five minutes to make room for commercials.
I was fricking astounded the first time I watched an NFL game live.
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At least Americans make money while the audience is drinking and half-paying attention.
This is why Yuropoor.
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Not throw piss bottles? Idk if it means I don't have passion in my soul but I have never been emotionally attached to a hobby to the point of wanting to harm someone else except for the time I became chinkphobic because a Taiwan mention caused the eventual termination of a streamer I watched
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Many of those water bottles were filled with urine.
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US wins soccer-something again, Americhads continue to not care
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You mean that tournament with US, Mexico and 2 dozen tiny islands no one knows the names of?
Congrats man, had not seen such cope in a long while.
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I know nothing about soccer, I just saw the US beat Mexico again and figured I'd post it. The post has payed off.
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To be fair i had to google it myself so im in the same boat.
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I didn't even know there was football soccer 11 on 11 Bussy blasting whatever in the Olympics. Does anyone even care outside the world and Euro cup?
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It was on at the bar I ate at last night. That's the only reason I know.
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Nobody gives a frick about CONCAF Gold outside NA
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cope, euro
It's only a matter of time before the US hegemonizes your sports.
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Have your players ever been pelted by bottles full of urine?
No?
What sort of kitty-butt "sport" are you proud of, then?
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Yeah call me when USA wins the Euros.
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US foids team just got their asses kicked by Canada, so no Olympic gold for them:
Serve her right, the dirty b-word.
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Rofl, did you double comment on this post? Seethe more.
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Rofl, are you following me around? That's so cute!
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What?
I got all of the replies in my Inbox this morning.
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CONCACAF Gold Cup, featuring such giants of the game as "Trinidad" and "St Vincent and the Grenadines". It's about the only arena in which the US men's team would ever win anything and, dear god, but it says how desperate you are that you think this is something to crow over. Next you'll be bragging that a US team won the World Series.
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You probably spent more effort writing this comment than I did posting this.
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The effort part was discovering in what bizarro world Burgers actually won a football competition. After learning that it's basically the Tard School League, the gags just write themselves. But if you want to carry on poking the bear, I can still squeeze a little more point and laugh out of this.
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Oh, by all means, please continue.
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Sad day for every one.
I'm sure the rest of the world is sad the US is best at soccer.
And I am sad that we even have a soccer team.
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The rest of the world is sad that you're best this year out of a gaggle comprising US, Mexico, Canada, and about 41 different Caribbean islands competing separately. Usually Mexico wins, but US have managed it second-most. Brazil sent a guest team a couple of times, but you guarantee they didn't send their best or it would have been Harlem Globetrotters vs the special school and no mistake.
A Bongland equivalent to this would be a "federation" of England, Ireland, the Isle of Man, every individual island in the Hebrides and the Orkneys and the Shetlands and the Scilly Isles and the Channel Islands. :D :D :D :D
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I'm not sure what you're saying but this sounds like cope
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You just won a tournament in which no-one is actually any good and most of the opposition are from sugar islands where they have maybe 300 men of footballing age to draw on. Going USA! USA! USA! over this is the real cope.
It's like winning gold at the Special Olympics; sure it's something to put in the trophy cabinet, but you're still r€tard€d.
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So it is cope.
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Please click all the pictures that contain a bicycle...
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rofl at your seething all over this comment section
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Burgers lose basketball but win soccer??
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This wasn't even the Olympics. Even in the Olympics where Europeans and South Americans are throttled burgers have only managed consistently mediocre performances.
Have you always been this r-slurred or was the last high fructose corn syrup induced stroke too much for your brain to handle?
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Did you not read the edit? I saw the US win in soccer. That always gets some reactions.
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And the US women's team just lost to Canada in the Olympics. Today is a good day.
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Yeah man I fricking hate nerds too, there's a reason the German word for nerd is try-hard, whenever someone mentions D&D I instantly know their personality sucks, whenever someone starts quoting some obscure poet where it's out of place, fricking sucks, they say they're shy or complicated, sucks, they are a mentally ill misunderstood artist, sucks. This may be a weird hill to die on, but nerds get the wall.
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Disappointing response, Snappy.
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