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Anyone else in their 20s or 30s who doesn't care about saving for "retirement"? :marseysmoothbrain: : PersonalFinanceCanada

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most financially responsible leaf

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Unironically sneeding that Trudeau Jr. IV will steal all my money to pay for these r-slurs in 40 years

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most financially responsible redditor

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I will work lightly into my 70's and thereafter for as long as I can. my nature of work (product management) allows for this and is flourishing to this day. just enough to pay for my parking fees by the ocean, and remote login from local eateries all over Europe, overlooking the scenic backgrounds. I will have absolutely spent all of my money and it's estate equity by then anyhow. I feel sad for any of you departing with money being handed back to the government. fools of a took. leave a small startup to your next of kin for them to be on their feet, not the whole darn inheritance.

K lol no offence but I'm not listening to advice from someone named ubi_contributor about finances. Def not gonna feel bad about leaving my kids more than a pittence

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Literally living in a van down by the water

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>I will work lightly into my 70's

If you have one significant health issue after your 50s that requires a year off, you're going to fall right down the career ladder, you fricking idiot. I've known codecel boomers that have been out of luck because they took two years off, whining and crying about how they could only get helpdesk shit.

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“Hahaha don’t save for your retirement or at all, just own nothing and work forever”

:marseyfbicomputer:

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My plan for retirement is… actually I can’t say it otherwise I’m gonna get in trouble.

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I'm going for suicide by wolves for no particular reason except to cause seethe. Wolves have been reintroduced to the "forests" in my country and farmers are pissed, people hate or love the wolves with no inbetween. Small price to pay for drama.

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If you really wanna dramamaxx wear a fursuit :marseyrapscallion:

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LOCAL MAN DEAD AFTER ATTEMPTED INTERCOURSE WITH WOLVES

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:#marseywholesome:

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after centuries of fighting against wolves stealing livestock, dumb butt city folk decide to bring them back.

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:#marseyflagdenmark: :#questionmark:

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:#marseyshutitdown:

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Saving money is just cheating yourself out of pleasure today in the name of a future that might never happen.

:#marseyklennycross:

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“Poor poor poor, I’m poor and can’t afford stuff. Holy shit I’m poor and can’t afford to save and have fun”- You

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It's a form of gambling, really. And what does the good book say about gambling?

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:yes:

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My dad always said money exists to be spend. Never worry about tomorrow.

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Resources exist to be consumed, and consumed they will be. If not by us, then by some future generation. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say. We shall take what is ours, we shall eat and chew our fill.

The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Here's my retirement plan

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:#marseyagreefast:

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Why would I save money when AOC says we're all gonna be dead in 10 years thanks to big oil

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I mean, I really don't. I'll inherit enough so that I don't really have to care about it.

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Anyone else totally cool with going scorched earth on their future self?

I'll see you all in 50 years. I'll be the dude living inside of a barrel in piss alley

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I'll be the guy pissing in the barrel after a boozy retirement lunch

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Barrel will already have my piss in it because I'll be retirement brunch-class

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poorcel redditor threads are my favorite

I also feel that "retirement" is a meaningless concept in our generation.

:#marseycope:

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You know these people will be seething in 30 years and begging daddy government to bail them out so they can continue leeching off the government in perpetuity

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The only good retirement plan is suicide via a fent and liquor bender after pissing off all the local biker gangs. That, or death by cop.

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I’m planning for retirement and saving, but if that falls through then fent is definitely my #2 choice.

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Deferred pleasure and financial planning are white supremacist dogwhistles so I'm with this guy

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:#marseyschizodoggilove:

Snapshots:

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What did snappy mean by this?

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