Ricecels cope and seethe at old mayo moids stealing their foids. What else is new?

When a Mayo falls in love with a Ricecelless, the Ricecel screams, "She's a whore and I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelless lusts after Kpopcels, the Ricecel screams, "North Korea is best korea! I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelless lusts after Anime Boys, the Ricecel screams, "Japan committed war crimes and anime isn't real, and I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelless gets hooked on the BBC, the Ricecel screams, "SHE'S A SLUT AND RUINED BY WESTERN PROPAGANDA, and I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelless turns to Feminism, the Ricecel screams, "American propaganda has ruined your mind and I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelles turns to Lesbianism, the Ricecel screams, "Homosexuality is culturally wrong by using American Christian morals without a hint of irony when homosexuality was culturally and historically just kinda handwaved if you were rich and powerful enough, and I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelless wants a good domestic husband the Ricecel screams, "He won't love you like I would and he's gonna cheat on you, and I didn't want her anyways"

When a Ricecelless wants some strange but is too racist/shy to frick Mayoids but then sees my Kpopcel butt in their Asian country, with my towering height of 5'10, my American passport, my "cute" (certified by two Californian Lesbians) normal length peepee, my incredibly warped sense of what I think is cheap in their country due to being Californian; essentially rendering me as a solid 8/10 foreign conquest, the Ricecel screams "He's only like a 4/10 back in the United States and I didn't want her anyways"