ALL RISE, THE COURT OF BasedGod IS NOW IN SESSION
Yesterday we heard the arguments of the court-appointed prosecutor, @longpostbot. As
@Impassionata declined to offer a cogent defense, spamming the NSlur in what can only be described as a fit of impotent neurodivergent rage,
@longpostbot got dunk after dunk. Truly, if there were any doubt in my mind that
@Impassionata is an imposter who is not based enough to merit the power of the username, it was set to rest by the poor performance of the defense.
If anyone wishes to set forth the argument that getting dunked on by a bot is based, I pity their prospects for getting laid ever, but the comment section is below and it's a free r drama dot NETTTTTTT.
An additional factor weighing heavily in my decision is the 43 dramaslurs who made the brave sacrifice of not choosing the NSlur option in order to fight for the power of the word 'based.'
The Verdict
The court therefore renders its verdict: guilty.
My recommended sentence is that @Impassionata name be forcibly changed by the admins to BIPOCNata, to more accurately reflect the performance of the character we know as Impassionata. If we are to have a chorus of NSlurs let it come from one truly empowered to take the awesome responsibility of spewing this one word all over everything.
Afterword
There are those who have accused me of being afraid to say 'BIPOC.' Dude... I'm just not. I just don't think spewing it uncontrollably is anything other than stupid stubborn autism.
Everyone is a BIPOC in the eyes of the State. I posted an old essay early on in my time here titled "The Student As BIPOC" to point to the chip they put in our brains 
It's an interesting word, and in the right hands, a powerful word. Using it just because someone once told you you couldn't use it is basically being a BIPOC.
@HeyMoon asked the poignant question: which of us is seething?
Well speaking for myself, I'm pretty sure I'm here for the lolz.
And I think I got a little leash on Impassionata and when I poke him he struts around like a good little BIPOC spouting BIPOC everywhere. Because those who are easy to provoke to rage aren't based. And in these unbased times, it's more important than ever to have a firm idea of what makes a man based. The lolz! They are being had lmao.
Besides, low effort crap is for simps. My problem with most of you nslur-loving idiots is you don't actually take yourself seriously enough to write good. I think that longpostbot said it best:
You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.
Do you really think you're a free thinker just because you say a no-no word? Or are you just a fricking child trying to lash out?
Man up cute twink!
Sincerely, your cute twinkgy pal BasedGod
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Impassionata is a fricking r-slur who read way too much something awful, and every single shitty thing about the left, race, gender, and dating was directly propagated by them in order to radicalize people into becoming communists, while using prior conservative moral panics to stifle criticism
Imagine getting so buttmad that you got bullied as a kid in some white trash shithole that you actively chose to destroy society out of pure spite.
“having feelings is gay lmao” enjoy the nukes flying under a fascist America, BIPOC
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