Never Google anything trivial

This is just an agenda post from me, possibly up to 1000 characters.

Stop Googling random shit. You don't need to know facts, facts are for r-slurs. Oh, the moon is only a hundred metres away from the Earth? I'm not going to question you because it's a fricking boring piece of information nobody cares about, so I believe it. That rules, lets build a ladder to the moon in my backyard tomorrow.

Sure, if you're a doctor or a nurse practitioner (the higher ranked doctor) you may need to know medical facts, and if you're an engineercel you may need to memorize some formulae or whatever. It's the insistence of finding out every tiny bit of boring-butt minutae that makes the average person so fricking insufferable. Just hang out and shoot the shit, knowing things just makes it worse.

When I was a kid we had the actually guy who would always be like 'actually no the queen of France didn't wear purple' or w/e when we made a joke about my buddy being a queen (gay but also royal), and everyone hated him, we never invited him to anything. Now all of society is the actually guy, and it sucks peepee, I hate it. Stop Googling stupid bullshit to Fact Check it you fricking r-slurs.