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Never Google anything trivial

This is just an agenda :marseylongpost: post from me, possibly up to 1000 characters.

Stop Googling random shit. You don't need to know facts, facts are for r-slurs. Oh, the moon is only a hundred metres away from the Earth? I'm not going to question you because it's a fricking boring piece of information nobody cares about, so I believe it. That rules, lets build a ladder to the moon in my backyard tomorrow.

Sure, if you're a doctor or a nurse practitioner (the higher ranked doctor) you may need to know medical facts, and if you're an engineercel you may need to memorize some formulae or whatever. It's the insistence of finding out every tiny bit of boring-butt minutae that makes the average person so fricking insufferable. Just hang out and shoot the shit, knowing things just makes it worse.

When I was a kid we had the actually guy who would always be like 'actually no the queen of France didn't wear purple' or w/e when we made a joke about my buddy being a queen (gay but also royal), and everyone hated him, we never invited him to anything. Now all of society is the actually guy, and it sucks peepee, I hate it. Stop Googling stupid bullshit to Fact Check it you fricking r-slurs.

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As an addendum, being able to do so is groovy as heck. It's the people who feel the need to check every irrelevant fact on their smartphone that shit me. Just shut the frick up on that and make a joke, you don;t entertain anyone by frantically tapping on your smartphone when someone says something you don't agree with on immigration policy or about computers or w/e. Stop outsourcing your thinking in any given moment.

Learning shit to do shit rules, the constant 'let's check every minor fact on our phones' shit has gotten old.

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are you doing these btw, or are they AI-generated?

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