Foid is offended that she's her moid's second emergency contact:
DEAR AMY: I just got upset at my husband because I found out that he put my mother-in-law (his mom) as his first contact on his driver’s license. He listed me as his second contact.
Moid scores his scores:
[H]e continued to date approximately 30 women for a year and a half. I stumbled on his “rating” spreadsheet after we were living together.
I love this dog, too, but her incessant focus on her pooch makes me not want to be around her or the dog.
There's even a landchad who wants the appreciation he deserves for tipping himself and saving his rentoid the trouble:
My thought was to increase the rent by 10 percent, but I know they won’t appreciate or thank me
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I always fall for the nerdy guys, those who love Harry Potter, and video games. They’re hot. It really turns me on when someone has a huge interest for something, and they know a lot about it. Even though I don’t play LOL, I could listen to someone talking about it for hours. When they get really into the subject I fricking melt. Darn... it’s so fricking hot, and when a guy knows how to play chess, oh god... It’s so fricking hot. Fuuuckk that really turns me on holy frick- please am I the only one?
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