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UPDATE: carp has now become the first dc millionaire Carp's Blackjack Winnings Visualized

Some of you may have noticed that the Florist is now up to 600k Dramacoin, and +389k winnings on the leaderboard. His posts gloating about his winnings have been obnoxious, as has his goomble spam on random peoples' threads. Snappy even lost her shirt soon after, leaving him without competition. So, I made a chart.

:#marseychartscatter:

The period prior to August 5th lasted months. He lost almost 200k and wallowed in shame and destitution as one of rDrama's biggest goomble losers. But then, things changed: he started to win. As best I can tell, this was pure dumb luck, since he says he never doubles down, and our best codecels' calculations say that there's about a 2% edge in favor of the house without doubling down. With optimal play, there's a slight statistical edge in favor of the player, but Carp didn't have that: he stumbled his way to victory.

Further, the Martingale betting strategy he employedโ€”doubling bet size after losingโ€”really ought to have bit him in his scaly, fishy butt by now. In his biggest loss, visible to the right of the graph, he nearly did lose his bankroll. Then he got a lucky break, and the Dramacoin debt collectors poised to make him pay it off with his Carkitty reluctantly stopped harassing his phone number.

In these trying times, I would like to reassure everyone that blackjack is actually honest and fair, and the code is auditable on Github. We can only hope that the (((๐ŸŸ๏ธ))) has sufficient noblesse oblige to donate his wealth to good causes before he inevitably loses it all.

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You think that we think the code in the public repo is what runs on the servers?

Oh my sweet summer child

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Our server infrastructure is held together by bubblegum and fairy farts, and maintaining a set of secret patches is frankly beyond our capacity :marseyspecial:

Literally deployment is git pull. Whenever there's a merge because someone added some sidebar images directly on the server, the site goes down for a couple minutes.

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You want me to believe there are zero test envs and no ci/cd pipeline?

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We disabled the tests because they kept failing (lol), and legitimately there is no CI/CD. It's ssh in and git pull.

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Every forget to ssh into a server and pull?

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Oh all the time. Deux is usually a few commits behind rDrama for that reason. It's slurred from a modern devops perspective, but it has a certain endearing mid-2000s webdev earthiness to it.

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Earthy notes with a subtle undercurrent of c*m.

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Deuxpoors having to wait 6 months for the current drama security patch is hilariously on brand for us

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>We disabled the tests because they kept failing

:#gigachad2:

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whats ci/cd :marseywhirlyhat:

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C*m icecream/c*m dispenser


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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Carp Ingested/Carp Dongered

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fricking gay nerd shit lmaoooooooooo

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The capy tests on prod.

:#marseycapychad3:

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