King orders soup for a landwhale on their first date, landwhales fuming

So he'd already committed to paying before they met, then the date arrives and he orders the cheapest, quickest to eat thing on the menu.

And then she says in another comment that she didn't get the chance to end it, because he ended it first.

Fatties posting their Ls

I will remember to do this as well

DO NOT CHECK HER POST HISTORY. GUSSY WARNING!!!

Edit edit: for all the people telling me to work on assertiveness/don't complain afterwards if you don't complain during: I have social anxiety. I'm really proud I was able to go on a date on a crowded place at all.

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Ranchers always get to decide what their braphogs eat, especially if they are paying. Why is this so hard to understand?

What we need to do to stop the fat menace is to start going around and kicking fat people in th knee pits, if you have basic flexibility and leg strength it guarentees they'll fall down in a spectacuarly hilarious manner and if they try to attack you you can just walk away at a brisk pace

Same move works well if you're doing a lunch interview as the job candidate.

Lets your future employer know that you take initiative and are always on control of the situation.

I think some men have "men ordering for women" backwards. The woman tells you what she wants and then you tell the waiter.

If you could round up all the posters in that thread on an oil platform it would probably collapse

a bit on the nose but whatever

For the love of God do not, I repeat: DO NOT check her post history. You have been warned