https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1562213108852183040
Joshua Moon, you laughed at me when I said I was going to work as hard as I could to get your heinous website offline. Now who is laughing? pic.twitter.com/hFo4N2VbTd
— keffals (@keffals) August 23, 2022
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I see this page at least twice a month and I barely even use KF. Calm down Lucas.
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The site gets attacked so often and goes down for hours at a time on a biweekly basis.
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I have high doubts that a man in a dress did this with a letter writing campaign
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It's Byuu, Keffles and a few others, the DDoS attacks are hitting way too much, way too hard plus remember the gay op I kept going on about for KF?
It was DDoSing but also Swatting MTG and blaming Kiwifarms for it while having Keffles post about it and setting up the guy who tried to kill my mother.
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Is Byuu the guy that faked suicide?
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Yes, and it's pretty well known he can't be based on the cover story given. No death records after this amount of time is honestly proof enough.
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The whole thing sounded like bullshit melodrama so I figured it was the case. Wasn't sure if he'd come back out of the woodwork.
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He's deffo not in the open but there's a group that's been DDoSing the site for him since last year, now Keffles and Ethan Ralph's followers are doing it too
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Who tf is byuu? Rdrama user or something else?
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Furry
coder that made some SNES emulator. Had a dead thread but was freaking out about it regardless. Baited KF admin with a letter threatening to 41% unless the thread was taken down, which obv wasn't. Also there was something to do with a KF mod/furry/literal mutant that was friends with byuu and vouched for him or some shit?
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Can't remember exactly was some dumb speed runner or something who did some dumb shit and the kiwis roasted him for it.
Then few weeks ago by and his "friend" released a statement saying he keep yourself safe with no proof.
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keep yourself safe
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Tbh she passes. She may be ugly and fat, but she looks like an ugly and fat foid.
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Chtorrr Syndrome
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keep yourself safe
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keep yourself safe
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It's like the terminally online version of Israel getting repeatedly attacked by rocketchads. Each chinesium-tier jihad missile gets countered by the million-dollar counterpart paid for by murican taxpayers. It's such an accurate analogy when you consider that ddos attacks are cheap compared to the costs of running KF
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Body armor -- $500
A single 7.62x39 round -- 30¢
Skyscraper -- $10B
Dynamite -- $10K
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Asymmetrical warfare
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Doesn't have to be asymmetric warfare, this is just asymmetric cost for a defense system vs a weapon.
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Kipling wrote about this during the second Anglo-Afghan war
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Dude that's really good
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Cheaper when you crowd fund too
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still shocked theyre not totally reliant on like North Korean hosts and shit
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keep yourself safe
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so now even WEBSITES are pretending to be bi to be
cool 
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That's what I was talking about!
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Yeah, it's business as usual. Plus, https://kiwifarms.ru/ is still up
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You have accidentally caused more downtime than this protest has
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One day Carp will accidentally mess something up in the sites code and KF will just go offline forever at the same time.
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Welp, you called it. Celebrated too early it's working for me right now
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it was llm
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even if kiwifarms get shuttered forever you'll still never be a woman sweaty
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If he managed to get KF shut down he'd probably be hunted down and murdered by some insane autist who tracked him down based on a distinctive tree that was reflected in his eyeball. It's really in his best interest to just give up at this point.
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if keffals shut down KF there'd be a new website just like KF to replace it. also Cloudflare wont shut down KF , they literally didnt shut down an isis recruiting thing according to a kiwifarmer in the keffals thread
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This is critical information that you just glossed over.
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Probably a better argument would be thedonald. win. I think they use cloudflare so if they didn't lose them after the great terrorist attack of jan 6th KF will be fine
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Someone said KF doesn't even use Cloudflare which I think is true? They got booted from something after byuugate
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They use cloudflare
Their old host booted them iirc
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Yeah I saw further down the thread, I got r*ped by misinformation on the internet, sadly
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Cloudflare did remove 8chan, that might be where that misinformation stems from
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kiwifarms.ru, a mirror site, uses ddos-guard
the main site still uses cloudflare though
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It’d be 100 times smaller and 10 times crazier if TheDonald is anything to go by
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Hence why I'm not behind Keffles, or Byuu, there is no
cabal and it's all them not me 
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Good.
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Only because she will always be a little girl
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*who grooms other little girls
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Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts.
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Carp isn’t a woman though?
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Carp is valid.
Respect the pronouns.
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Cloudflare goes down all of the time.
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No sweetie, it has literally never gone down ever. Bow to keffals now.
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All hail, Queeffals!!
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Thank you for fixing your bigotry!
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Yeah all of Cloudflare is down right now.
Edit: Lol apparently even Steam is down as well! are
s taking their main entertainment medium together with them as a sacrifice against the Kiwichuds, Samson-style?
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Yeah we figured why not hit the source until they caved instead of routing it to KF, I mean keffles did.
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iirc its the time of the week steam always goes down
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I have no clue about the steam shit so I'm really thinking it's unrelated
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I feel like you could do way more damage to KF by redpilling everyone on how r-slurred and lolcowish the site's own userbase is, but that would be mean old bullying and virtuous Libtroids works never stoop to the enemy's level
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Can you imagine trying to explain this sentence to a normie?
If you want to see the lolranch we should all look in the mirror sometimes lmao. And we call the
s terminally online
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If you require any more normie translating services let me know.
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I'm just here to have fun and bully my fellow autists, stop harshing my buzz
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We have to use special words to be cool, you don't understand
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What do you think my plan for hCowtown is? Problem I'm running into is doxing kiwi users to Kiwifarms is hard and I can't dox here.
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Tbh I think you're dox focused because you're used to imageboards.
This is the farms. You can attack someone's pseudonym without knowing where they live.
Doxxing is dramaphobic anyway. It makes people less likely to sperg out for fear of real-life consequences.
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Only two good toe gaps, pls see a podiatrist b4 we can chat in DMs
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Im honestly just impressed
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You're very brave. Lotta simping scrotes and jealous femcels on this site.
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Scrotes are okay cause I can troll them with BBC only shit, the femcels tried getting me banned last night cause they've seen these pictures on alt chans
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Dirty feet, toenails next
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Oh my....you're right...
Plus I can always hide a dox and vaguepost to be even spookier oh god yes!
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Doing the thing I like to do, poorly, as a bit, wont make me enjoy doing it any less àksjdjdjfjfjfidififidiriririeiejeuejejejeejejejdjdkdkdndnnddjdjdjjddnmmmmmmdmdmdjdidjfjfjfjfjdjdjdidjdnddnddnxs gun bug hubbub gun tv GJ gun GJ cj fun gun fun fun TV TV drug db fun TV fifth dusky did did sync do oxide thx dub fun fiddy
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I'm not here for your amusement, I'm here for my own straggot. You're clearly jealous or you wouldn't claim you're superior when really?
You're just another face in the crowd.
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Lol all you can do is cope
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Another facet in which you come up short àksjdjdjfjfjfidififidiriririeiejeuejejejeejejejdjdkdkdndnnddjdjdjjddnmmmmmmdmdmdjdidjfjfjfjfjdjdjdidjdnddnddnxs gun bug hubbub gun tv GJ gun GJ cj fun gun fun fun TV TV drug db fun TV fifth dusky did did sync do oxide thx dub fun fiddy
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