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the only climber i know of is that giga autist who does shit without ropes, i'm sure i'm not alone

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The virgin "modern technical climber"

>$16,000 in gear, hasn't climbed anything above a 5.7 outside

>Pretty adverse conditions today, not sure I should be wearing the arc'tyrex softshell or the Patagonia fleece

>100 days a year in the gym, 3 outdoors

>"Someday I'll climb Denali" actually turned around on Mt. Hood because it was "kinda windy"

>Has read thousands of guide books, zero probability of climbing any of those

>Tfw no qt mountain gf

>Codes 24/7 to afford to larp as an adventurer 2 weekends a year

The Chad "70s Alpinist"

>Owns a rope, crampons, army surplus boots and an ice axe made out of rebar his buddy Darrell welded for him, has climbed every 14er in the lower 48

>Wears stylish polyester leisure suit and windbreaker he got at a thrift store

>Terminally unemployed, digs ditches for a week or plants trees to fund his lifestyle of climbing nonstop

>"Looking kinda risky today boys heck yeah" completes an ice climb in 90 mile per hour gale-force winds

>Lives in a '68 VW square back, still fricks tons of hippie girls raw lmao

>Wrote dozens of guidebooks on typewriters at a local library

>Lives off of sausage, Olympia beer and ganja, casually does 10k ft elevation a day

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Darn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it all.

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Alex Honnold is a nut.

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