Elagabalus - First :marseytrain2: To Groom The World

Elagabalus was raised to the principate at 14 years of age in an army revolt instigated by his grandmother Julia Maesa against Caracalla's short-lived successor, Macrinus.

Later historians suggest Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman religious traditions and sexual taboos. He replaced the traditional head of the Roman pantheon, Jupiter, with the deity Elagabal, of whom he had been high priest. He forced leading members of Rome's government to participate in religious rites celebrating this deity, presiding over them in person. He married four women, including a Vestal Virgin, and lavished favours on male courtiers thought to have been his lovers.[5][6] He was also reported to have prostituted himself.[7] His behavior estranged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike. Amidst growing opposition, at just 18 years of age he was assassinated and replaced by his cousin Severus Alexander in March 222. The assassination plot against Elagabalus was devised by Julia Maesa, his grandmother, and carried out by disaffected members of the Praetorian Guard.

First Trans Roman Emperor killed by Jealous Past The Wall Legacy

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Off the top of my head:

God drowned the entire planet for no particular reason, told some neighbor to build a fricking aircraft carrier by hand if he wanted to live.

Nuked a city because it was full of flaming homosexuals.

Told some guy to murder his son for the heck of it then changed his mind right before he did it.

Killed thousands of babies to punish Egyptians for being peepees to the Jews.

Egypt said frick you people and let them go, only for God to do a little trolling and compel the Egyptians to chase them anyway.

Split the ocean in half, let Jews cross, murders thousands of Egyptians that he compelled to chase them.

Cucked Joseph just so he could turn himself into human form, trolled the Jews relentlessly, got murdered just so he could resurrect himself, create a new religion and dab on the Jews til the end of time.

Has refused to elaborate ever since.

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AND HE MADE ME DO IT AND TAKE THE BLAME THAT CUTE TWINK!

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Based grandmother

Macrinus was a pretty good emperor so if the :marseytrain: didn't depose him the empire would have probably gone on for longer

Also frick you @Sammael-Beliol for exiling me, you will never be a woman

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Ohhhhhhhhh god Legacy Simping my favorite ban ever

The edit seethe makes this more apparent why they don't belong here. Their type is scum and I will exterminate them.

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