A man was joking around one night and asked a group of us each what superpower we would like to have. Lots of people said to fly, shoot bullets from their fingers, one person said to dispense ranch dressing from their navel. I said to be invisable to men. I killed the party mood.

— Dr. Jennifer Roberts (@FoucaultFanatic) May 1, 2024

The last few days on Twitter people have been mocking women who think that they'd be safer lost in the woods next to a bear than a random man.

Of course women will jump into these conversations and say "but men bad" and get flamed, then cry about how mean the internet is to the mentally handicapped.

Today, I saw this one, who seemingly proudly announces that she purposefully buzzkills parties.

behave yourself you are 40

Absolutely insane footage of the NYPD entering Columbia University. It’s endless. pic.twitter.com/6zc3Pji0Lz

— Read Let This Radicalize You (@JoshuaPHilll) May 1, 2024

More videos:

BREAKING: NYPD officer at Columbia University texting “thought we fricking shot someone” while on campus outside of Hind Hall. #cu4palestine

https://twitter.com/columbiasjp/status/1785505088313671764

SWAT AND SRG HAVE INVADED COLUMBIA'S CAMPUS AND ARE ENTERING HIND'S HALL. THEY HAVE FORCED OUT ALL PRESS TO PREVENT RECORDINGS OF THEIR BRUTALITY.

https://twitter.com/nationalsjp/status/1785482293542301804

BACK IT UP

Columbia student protesters throw tantrums as they're arrested. Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785496581556556265

Protesters should have crunked it, that kills the police

Video of arrested students at Columbia. University from the vantage point of John Jay, where students and press have been BARRICADED INTO THE BUILDING. DISCLOSE, DIVEST, WE WILL NOT STOP WE WILL NOT REST.

https://twitter.com/columbiasjp/status/1785487022431367345

I heard explode at first

police bringing the big guns

https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1785510179972293048

another video of the police using said big guns: https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1785490165336797454

Atención. La policía de Nueva York acaba de arrestar a los militantes del grupo terrorista Hamas que tenían tomada a la Universidad de Columbia. Entre los detenidos se encuentra la esposa de Sami Al-Arian, un terrorista de alto nivel, miembro de la YIP.

https://twitter.com/agusantonetti/status/1785493296183222370

I just realized so many people are larping as hamas

Tonight the NYPD repeatedly entered Columbia spaces with their guns drawn to confront unarmed students.

https://twitter.com/joshuaphilll/status/1785514225508745383

They've been waiting for this day

Anti-Israel protesters barricaded inside Columbia University set to be imminently arrested as police corner them and refuse to let them leave. One student moans “It's finals! Can I go home?”

https://twitter.com/olilondontv/status/1785494728751902880

The duality of the protesters

@AnnoyinTheGoyim

@RestInPeaceUncleOJ

@ironicshitposter

@JollyJihad

@Bix_SENDkNUDESen

it scares me that people like you can vote. based on the fact that you so confidently espouse materially false information, i say we should require a 36 on the ACT or similar standardized test in order to vote. it would filter the lot of you out, and i would rest easy knowing that the opinion of cretins doesn't matter.

The game is made by a guy called SigmaSuccour. Who is this young upstart you might ask? Well, here's what we know about him:

He was an up-and-coming RPG Maker dev much adorned by that community. This all changed when they found out that he's a Pakistani Muslim whose views on the LGBTQAWhatever community coincided with the views of most Pakistani Muslims. Shocker, I know. His views on gays and co. are actually probably more moderate than an average Paki, but that still didn't stop them from throwing a tantrum about him.

This guy properly summarizes the situation.

So, what did our boy Sigma do as a response when this came out? Well, of course, he did what he does best, he made a game addressing his critics.

The game, as you would expect, had a mixed reception.

Sigma Male, of course, didn't take this lying down, and he made sure to respond to these Islamophobic buggery enthusiasts.

Also, he's pro-AI.

Then, G*merGate 2 happened, and our boy Sigma decided to get on the bandwagon. He decided to make a game about G*merGate, a movement that he found fraternal ties to, I guess, and he was borderline spamming the /r/KotakuInAction board with updates to his game. At first, the Gaymers thought that the whole thing was kinda cringe, but even they eventually got charmed by his passion for the project.

And now, the game has been released on Itch.io. I hope you enjoy it, if for no other reason, than for the drama it resulted from.

!goomblers !grillers

Whenever a woman posts about being happy single and childless at 30+ y/o men are always in the comments saying something along the lines of “this is cope, if you were truly happy you wouldn't be posting about it”.

And thing is a woman can't be happy single and childless together because women are social creatures and will get a huge depression if they have nobody near them and western women are home enough that they also often have distant relationship with parents and family

I guess by that logic women who post about their happy marriages are also secretly miserable and “coping”.

That's also often true but women love to brag and dunk on another women so if it was man who wrote how happy married he is than that would been suspicious

Also, thinking that women are “expired” at 30 is so delusional. You can definitely get married in your 30s and even 40s. Men who watch that redpill bullshit have really lost the sense of real world.

>You can definitely get married in your 30s and even 40s

She subconsciously shows she knows it becomes pain in butt to get married to a good man that “and even” is cherry on top

I mean of course all women in the west can marry someone living in third world and bring them to the west it's not hard and possible at any age but that ain't happening because western equality loving women don't want to betabuxx a man. And in the west at 30+ there more straight women than men and successful men that those foids want don't care about their roasties asses.

After checking her profile

https://old.reddit.com/r/s*x/comments/1ccx4uc/having_sex_on_antidepressants_as_a_woman/

Her post about women being happy single would had more weight behind if she didn't had s*x after using antidepressants 6 days ago so she probably recently broken up

She is having dreams about having bi son

Also she is pooping on Trump while she is apparently Russian living in Russia

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bddytk/how_is_trump_eligible_to_run_for_president/?sort=controversial

She also must be 24 or younger

So literally an r-slur

I didn't buy it but apparently it wasn't very good even for an early access launch. RIP in peace.

Also Dean Hall, the creator of DayZ, is making a spiritual successor to KSP1?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/1chgbzl/2024_take_2_layoffs_megathread/l22y2of/?context=8&sort=controversial

just fricking kill me

Finals end May 10th and commencement is May 15th.

I got to thinking about this bc U of C is on a quarter system so they've got another month of protests potentially but most schools are wrapping up the academic year around now.

Please vote below:

Would

THE FACEBOOK FILES PART 6

THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE CENSORSHIP OF THE LAB LEAK THEORY

🧵 Thread:

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 1, 2024

Damn . MUHAMMAD died 6 times at different ages and twice at the same age. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/hgjPf2RNN0

— Ouriel 🇮🇱 (@OurielOhayon) April 29, 2024

!palestine read the comments he keeps digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole with each one, genuine moment.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/style/what-your-face-says-about-how-you-ll-vote-in-the-election/ar-AA1nW6PF

https://awspntest.apa.org/fulltext/2024-65164-001.html

lel first

Ngo EXCLUSIVE: I've obtained undercover secret video INSIDE the ongoing violent @Portland_State library siege by Antifa and far-left extremists. They've occupied the whole building, vandalizing it floor-by-floor, ostensibly in support of Gaza. PSU has shut down the whole campus… pic.twitter.com/0Ff4fEij3q

— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) May 1, 2024

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We shall liberate the gentle laborer of their perpetual slavery by the bourgeoisie, and once again awaken all the proletarians of this Egyptian gossip forum of true unity! Class unity!

!nonchuds

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