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Critic reviews are reliable insofar as if they say something is awful, it's probably good and vice versa. Also, critics are prone to being paid shills.

Not a movie but I remember when Dave Chappelle's somewhat recent specials came out and were bombed TF by critics... Widely regarded by fans as some of the best stand up in years and years. The sad reality is that critics nowadays are most likely going to shill political beliefs rather than give genuine critique.

Man speaks the truth and is downvoted

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IMAGINE
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The Greatest Commie hero โ€” The Man who knew commie computers didn't work

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

:#marseyposteditagain:

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Most of you chads and kings long for the bygone era of a few guys sitting across the room, sipping scotch, smoking cigars, making random comments about women and also engaging in productive conversation.

Gone are those days, now all you get is huddling around pink haired bisexuals and :marseytrain2:s calling each other comrade in shrill pitched voices, (@pillowprincess suck my peepee) chastising your manhood and finding the most God awful books in existence, chanting it in unison as if to unleash some magic spell.

Well, fear not my friend.

Vote any book from below. I'll select the name with the highest vote. Then give you the notes on the essential facts for the first 100 pages 9 days from now (Friday next week) and on each Friday thereafter.

As soon as a book is completed, the book with the 2nd highest votes will be started or a new auction will be floated on the last day of the current book.

Books: [From Before]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083943454208.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083961358953.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083967618399.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083972276878.webp

New Additions:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880224142854.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880227852972.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880230586493.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880234336553.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588023784034.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588024282027.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880246194582.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880249229932.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880252966049.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880255756001.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588025984539.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588026325755.webp

!bookworms !classics !r-slurs

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Betta-chan

https://twitter.com/GeGeGek_/status/1780895323457818920

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Aussie media tries to say "aren't women so oppressed :(", r/Australia and r/australianpolitics aren't having it :!marseyindignant: :marseywomanmoment2genocide:

CONTEXT FOR LINK 1- Aussie PM goes to foid protest about domestic violence, bitches about being told he wasn't allowed to speak. 23yo organiser calls him a liar and breaks down crying. Turns out the PM was right lol and the foid was just being hysterical :marseycoffee:

Maybe it takes a woman's brain to understand, but Crabb [article author, also confirmed woman] has left me confused by what this article was about.

:#marseyconfused:

If you watch the full event it's clear he was invited to the event being told he'd be speaking, then the organiser hosting the event decided she didn't want to let him until the crowed yelled to let him speak. Earlier in the event that same organiser was demanding albo commit to specific policy demands on the fly, without following any proper procedure. The main speaker was a bit of a shitshow in her own right, she wouldn't stop focussing on herself, what she's organised in the past and so on.

But sure Albo was the one making it about himself.

Yeah I watched the whole lot and couldn't believe that woman. Albo handled it about as well as anyone bloke could have I think, but it still looked terrible all round.

:#marseycoffee: :#marseycoffeemug: :#marseycoffeerecursive:

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1ch7abk/violence_against_women_is_both_a_legal_and/?sort=controversial second article, where people immediately get to nooticing-

If you go to the ABS and read the actual data on DV related offenses the facts are illustrative.

For the states that collect data on ethnicity (Indigenous and non-indigenous), the issue is much more a racial/cultural issue than a gender issue. But the narrative is that it's due to gender.

An uncomfortable truth is that if indigenous people stopped committing DV offenses (in the states that collect data NSW, QLD, SA, NT & ACT) the occurrence of DV in those states would fall by a third. WA is strangely absent, but you could infer that it's the same in WA.

In those states 25% of DV homicide are caused by indigenous people, and 33% of total DV offenses are caused by indigenous people.

If the campaigners wanted quick wins, they wouldn't be asking "tell your mates not to bash their partners" - as 98.5% of men don't commit DV offenses annually (per latest ABS data).

They'd be having massive interventions among indigenous people where the rates of DV are 10 times the national average. They'd have a no tolerance policy, locking offenders (both men and women) up and protecting the children.

Instead all we get are vague statements about how "men need to do better".

Want to know why Labor doesn't want a royal commission into DV? The uncomfortable truth would be made clear for all to see.

Full ABS details here:

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/crime-and-justice/recorded-crime-offenders/2022-23

Download the file at the bottom of the page: Recorded Crime โ€“ Offenders, 2022โ€“23

DESPITE MAKING UP 3% OF THE POPULATION BOONGAS BASH 1/3 OF THE WOMEN

[-14] All males need to be talking about this at all times. We males are the only ones that can fix this. Males need to stop "kitty footing" around and get serious about pulling their mates into line when it comes to treating women better. Don 't treat women like humans, They deserve far better treatment than that.

>Don 't treat women like humans, They deserve far better treatment than that.

[-33] are men gonna derail this post like all the other ones I do wonder

Replies are all men seething but in the most Reddit way possible :soysnooseethe:

Anyway I've had to deal with a bunch of Instagram inforgraphics over this shit, so now you all have to suffer too.

!strayans do better.

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The last few days on Twitter people have been mocking women who think that they'd be safer lost in the woods next to a bear than a random man.

Of course women will jump into these conversations and say "but men bad" and get flamed, then cry about how mean the internet is to the mentally handicapped.

Today, I saw this one, who seemingly proudly announces that she purposefully buzzkills parties.

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Amirite !male feminists !r-slurs and !metashit

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The House Vampire Stare, 2024
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The game is made by a guy called SigmaSuccour. Who is this young upstart you might ask? Well, here's what we know about him:

He was an up-and-coming RPG Maker dev much adorned by that community. This all changed when they found out that he's a Pakistani Muslim whose views on the LGBTQAWhatever community coincided with the views of most Pakistani Muslims. Shocker, I know. His views on gays and co. are actually probably more moderate than an average Paki, but that still didn't stop them from throwing a tantrum about him.

This guy properly summarizes the situation.

So, what did our boy Sigma do as a response when this came out? Well, of course, he did what he does best, he made a game addressing his critics.

The game, as you would expect, had a mixed reception.

Sigma Male, of course, didn't take this lying down, and he made sure to respond to these Islamophobic buggery enthusiasts.

Also, he's pro-AI.

Then, G*merGate 2 happened, and our boy Sigma decided to get on the bandwagon. He decided to make a game about G*merGate, a movement that he found fraternal ties to, I guess, and he was borderline spamming the /r/KotakuInAction board with updates to his game. At first, the Gaymers thought that the whole thing was kinda cringe, but even they eventually got charmed by his passion for the project.

And now, the game has been released on Itch.io. I hope you enjoy it, if for no other reason, than for the drama it resulted from.

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Kerbal Space Program 2 is kill

I didn't buy it but apparently it wasn't very good even for an early access launch. RIP in peace.

Also Dean Hall, the creator of DayZ, is making a spiritual successor to KSP1?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/1chgbzl/2024_take_2_layoffs_megathread/l22y2of/?context=8&sort=controversial

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[poll] What are the Columbia protestors going to do when the semester ends in a couple weeks?

Finals end May 10th and commencement is May 15th.

I got to thinking about this bc U of C is on a quarter system so they've got another month of protests potentially but most schools are wrapping up the academic year around now.

Please vote below:

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Joe Biden did the impossible :marseybiden:
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/r/grimdank: If you don't like it, then LEAVE!

/r/HorusGalaxy: ok

/r/grimdank: Wait, we're coming too. You can't just leave.

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real h/communism is finally being tried :marseywholesome:
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/style/what-your-face-says-about-how-you-ll-vote-in-the-election/ar-AA1nW6PF

https://awspntest.apa.org/fulltext/2024-65164-001.html

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It's not about Palestine. It's about gay communism.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240501002508/https://english.columbia.edu/content/johannah-king-slutzky

This is who Boseph Jiden is forcing the taxpayers to pay off their loans.

Death to America.

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-01 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Clarification regarding additional features of different EFT editions/r/EscapefromTarkov (941K)34%2077
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜I shared the bear versus man dilemma with my boyfriend and didn't g.../r/TwoXChromosomes (14M)61%2158
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Saying you can't exercise because you are too busy is a complete ex.../r/unpopularopinion (5M)63%930
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Biden has the lowest approval rating on record of any president at .../r/ezraklein (14K)61%728
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜AITA for refusing to give my older sister a ride back home from phy.../r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC (36K)62%734
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Police need to carry guns in the UK, says ex-counter terrorism chie.../r/unitedkingdom (3M)50%500
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜18F am i ugly?/r/amiugly (496K)60%546
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Driving expensive cars doesn't feel much different from driving a c.../r/Money (504K)61%558
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜I killed my male feminist dad while he was violating my little sister. AMA./r/AMA (914K)49%390
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What is it about your wife that keeps you faithful?/r/AskMen (7M)56%381

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜This is quite literally what is happening in the Warhammer 40k comm.../r/HorusGalaxy (3K)59%210
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜So glad there's a place without censorship for 40K!/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)55%154
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The kids are NOT alright /r/altmpls (5K)53%264
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜You can tell by her peepee!/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)52%112
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Biden has the lowest approval rating on record of any president at .../r/ezraklein (14K)61%728
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Do you think she is feeding Slaanesh ?/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)56%101
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Grimdank toddlers are using buzzwords to demonize to anyone asking .../r/HorusGalaxy (3K)53%86
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Yeah, we are getting popular/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)56%76
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜There is no uncertainty. These leftists are Neo-Nazis. /r/altmpls (5K)49%115
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Liberals from the twin cities ๐Ÿ˜‚/r/altmpls (5K)47%94

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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finally, a pride :marseylion2: flag that represents ME :marseysatisfied:

!goomblers !grillers

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Whenever a woman posts about being happy single and childless at 30+ y/o men are always in the comments saying something along the lines of โ€œthis is cope, if you were truly happy you wouldn't be posting about itโ€.

:marseyhesright:

And thing is a woman can't be happy single and childless together because women are social creatures and will get a huge depression if they have nobody near them and western women are home enough that they also often have distant relationship with parents and family

I guess by that logic women who post about their happy marriages are also secretly miserable and โ€œcopingโ€.

That's also often true but women love to brag and dunk on another women so if it was man who wrote how happy married he is than that would been suspicious

Also, thinking that women are โ€œexpiredโ€ at 30 is so delusional. You can definitely get married in your 30s and even 40s. Men who watch that redpill bullshit have really lost the sense of real world.

>You can definitely get married in your 30s and even 40s

She subconsciously shows she knows it becomes pain in butt to get married to a good man that โ€œand evenโ€ is cherry on top :marseypipe:

I mean of course all women in the west can marry someone living in third world and bring them to the west it's not hard and possible at any age but that ain't happening because western equality loving women don't want to betabuxx a man. And in the west at 30+ there more straight women than men and successful men that those foids want don't care about their roasties asses.

After checking her profile

https://old.reddit.com/r/s*x/comments/1ccx4uc/having_sex_on_antidepressants_as_a_woman/

Her post about women being happy single would had more weight behind if she didn't had s*x after using antidepressants 6 days ago so she probably recently broken up :marseythumbsup:

She is having dreams about having bi son

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145871201608596.webp

Also she is pooping on Trump while she is apparently Russian living in Russia :marseythumbsup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bddytk/how_is_trump_eligible_to_run_for_president/?sort=controversial

She also must be 24 or younger

So literally an r-slur

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:!marseyparty: /h/fakecommunism has been created by @ACA :marseyparty:

!anticommunists !burgers !deadBIPOCstorage

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We're back y'all!

Our last hole was sabotaged by reactionaries, but we're up and running again!! Reminder that NO anti-semitism, racism/anti-Blackness, misogyny, homophobia etc are allowed here and absolutely NO criticism of the CCP will be tolerated!

!commies

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I (bourgeois) BRUTALLY OPPRESS you (proletariat) in this thread.

I have a lot of dramacoin, which makes me bourgeoise. I probably have more dramacoin than you, which makes you the proletariat. How did I get so much dramacoin? By exploiting you, of course.

Anyways, today I will exploit you even harder. I will pay 100 dramacoin to the first ten people who make a comment saying โ€œsubscribe to HeyMoon for the best rdrama contentโ€, with a few rules:

  • must be the top comment in the thread

  • must not contain anything damaging to the HeyMoon brand

  • once per person

  • to be paid in at least two (2) business days.

Keep in mind that you have to do this. I am offering you money in exchange for a service, which means that you are literally my slave. Get to it :marseycracka:

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Me in the wheelchair :marseydisabled:

!BIPOCs

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