My two favorites were probably legoyoda where he just says degenerate shit about running people over and doing drugs. The other one being frenworld where chuds talk like babies but somehow this is all dog whistles rather than chuds being dumb xD. Idk why but legoyoda even on reddit was peak for me. The humor is so basic and I can't even explain why it appeals to me I just love the idea of a racist drug fueled small green alien.

Goodbye

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Give me some good podcasts attempting to counter my chud line of thought. I think it would be hard to convince me on theoretical futurology- but I'm r-slurred.

I'm not entirely certain what its deal is. It looks youngish maybe a bit less than a year, looks well groomed and has a collar but no tags. I haven't seen it before this week. It like treats, smelling chipmunk holes, looking around the garage, and chasing butterflies around the yard . Today it watched me rake a bunch of dead plants into piles from like 6 feet away for a good 20 minutes

I can only conclude it is a good marsey.

Arent you kinda short for a stormtrooper?

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theres an epic new map in Experimental

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Warhammer has always been for everyone.That doesn't mean you get to insert woke nonsense into the lore. (265)

Female frickin soldiers are a big stupid butt deal for what exactly? (-103)

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Woah, imagine an army with a 50% suicide rate? Blood for the blood god indeed (228)

The joke is this guy hates queer people (-77)

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“Let's ret con decades of lore to try to expand to .0001% of the population while also losing our primary fan base” (256)

"Primary fan base" lmao yeah, all few dozen of you troglodytes (-44)

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Lmfao you guys love to talk about "baby murder" so much, yet do jack shit for the multitude of kids that just get abandoned at orphanages or the struggling families that actively chose to have kids. If people who shared your ideology actually gave a shit about the lives of children, they wouldn't vote for war mongering, gun toting dumbfricks that pass military spending budgets that facilitate the mass deaths of ACTUAL children, with thoughts, emotions, and dreams. Get a grip. (-3)

Sorry, I didn't realize that conservatives were against adoption, orphanages, and stable families… you mention struggling families, but conservatives would never suggest that family was better off murdering their child. You've got your head on backwards mate. Christians are twice as likely to adopt as the general population and conservatives are far more likely to give to charity than their progressive counterparts regardless of the religious affiliation of the charity. The last portion of your comment goes right out the window because the entirety of the Iraq war (up to 2021) saw less than <50,000 casualties (<5k killed/ <35kwounded) including civilians whereas nearly 1,000,000 babies are aborted each year. For all the talk about Black Lives Matter, the progressives seem to want to ignore the fact that more black babies are killed in New York than are born. It's the number one killer of African Americans in the country. 23 unarmed black people, many violent criminals, sparked the ... (3)

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Woah, imagine an army with a 50% suicide rate? Blood for the blood god indeed (228)

How shocking that people who spend their lives being hated for an inborn trait and told things like 'you are going to heck to burn and suffer for eternity because of something you have no control over' or 'you are some kind of evil s*x vampire that wants to molest children and turn them into more gays like yourself because thats how your unnatural abomination reproduction cycle to make more of you works!' by random strangers who can't mind their own darn business and go out of their way to harass them tend to be people who are miserable and stressed out enough by life that they are more likely to end themselves. You'd probably fold like a lawn chair if you went through the same treatment they did.Its honestly disgusting seeing the same kind of people who make them miserable enough to want to kill themselves then turn around and cite their suicide rates as 'proof' there is something 'wrong and disgusting' about them. Don't you have a single ounce of shame in that shriveled up raisin ... (-16)

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No, Warhammer 40k is not for everyone.Stop trying to dilute our hobbies by catering to people who won't give a rats butt about it. (122)

They don't care about anything they try and ruin.They cannot bear that different things have their own unique style. It's disturbing how these people seem to hate others being happy. Very sinister.These people don't give a crap about anything they attack.They probably can't even agree on the things they do like.All they want to do is destroy. What I don't get is the irrational hatred of things that have nothing to do with them. They're fake activists. Disgusting fake activists. They only want attention. And to destroy without even looking at the subject, in this case. (44)

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I'm so mad about pojom leaving me that I decided to behead this bird in a fit of rage

@pizzashill-15744 !rottingcorpses what is your opinion

Wipe it. Wipe it good!

Table of Contents

●The Right Way to Wipe

●How to Wash Your Hands

●When Wiping Is Not Enough

●Treating Anal Irritation

●Frequently Asked Questions

Wiping thoroughly and washing your hands after a bowel movement are the two most important ways to prevent odor and the spread of pathogenic (disease-causing) bacteria.

For people who have solid bowel movements, this will mean wiping with potty tissue. Others may need alternate ways to clean the anus and rectum, including a bidet, a syringe ball, or wet wipes. This could be due to rectal pain, an injury such as anal fissures, surgery, or hemorrhoids.

This article discusses the best ways to wipe, along with other solutions when wiping isn't an option. It also explains proper hand washing technique, as well as ways to deal with irritated skin.

The Right Way to Wipe

After comfortably passing a stool, always wipe from front to back. Avoid any skin-to-skin contact with stool. Simply reach behind your back and between your legs, using plenty of crumpled or folded potty tissue. Wipe backward from the perineum, the space between the genitals and anus, moving toward and past the anus.

Use additional wads of potty tissue as needed until the paper is mostly clean. Never scrub the skin around the anus, called the perianal area, as this can cause microtears in the skin. Bacteria can enter through these small tears

People who are unable to reach around behind their backs (because of weight, injury, or arthritis) can reach between the legs instead. They still need to wipe front to back, not back to front.

Wiping from front to back is especially important for people with a vagina. This is because it prevents fecal matter from entering the urethra, the opening where urine exits the body. Accidental exposure to fecal matter is one of the leading causes of this type of urinary tract infection.

If this happens, gently rinse the urethral area with cool water. However, do not spray with a strong shower or flow. If you do, the water can force the microbes further up the urethra. Drink plenty of fluids for the next couple of days to help flush any remaining bacteria from the urinary tract.

Recap

The most important thing to remember about wiping after a bowel movement is to do so from front to back. This helps you to avoid urinary tract infections. Avoid scrubbing the sensitive area around your anus, too, because it can spread bacteria into the tiny tears in the skin.

How to Wash Your Hands

Hand washing is also a vital part of bathroom hygiene. Good hand washing can prevent the transmission of infectious organisms, such as hepatitis A.

Once you have wiped thoroughly and flushed, wash your hands with plenty of soap and water. Antimicrobial hand washes are useful but not necessary.

Despite what some may tell you, there is a wrong and right way to wash your hands. To wash your hands properly, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recommends the following steps:

●Wet your hands with clean, running water and apply soap.

●Lather by rubbing your hands together with the soap. Lather the backs of your hands, between your fingers, and under your nails as well as your palms.

●Scrub for at least 20 seconds. An easy way to time this is to hum the "Happy Birthday" song twice from start to finish.

●Rinse your hands thoroughly under clean, running water.

●Dry your hands using a clean towel or allow them to air-dry.

Recap

It's important to know proper hand washing technique. This, too, helps to prevent the spread of bacteria and infection. Be sure to wet and lather soap on all the parts of your hands, and scrub for at least 20 seconds before rinsing and drying.

When Wiping Is Not Enough

When diarrhea is persistent or severe, keeping the anus clean can be difficult. This is especially true if it is sore and red. In such cases, you can use baby wipes or wet wipes that are gentler on the skin. Try to avoid overuse of these, as they can worsen irritation over time. Or, wet potty paper or a wet washcloth can usually do the trick.

If even gentle wiping causes discomfort, try using a ball syringe (which you can buy at most drugstores) to flush the area clean. Others opt to use a bidet or a hand shower to rinse fecal residue from the skin. Cool to lukewarm water can be especially soothing.

If you experience ongoing rectal pain between bowel movements, try soaking in a lukewarm tub. You can add Epsom salt and colloidal oatmeal, both of which can help to reduce inflammation. Avoid hot baths, however, as they can dry the skin. This may make the pain and itching worse

hen finished, dab the perianal area with a soft cloth and allow to air-dry. Apply some fragrance-free barrier cream to help lock in moisture.

Treating Anal Irritation

Wiping too much or too hard can lead to anal itching, a condition also known as pruritus ani. Pruritus ani is essentially an inflammatory response caused when delicate tissues near the anus have been stressed or compromised.

Redness and swelling, caused by the dilation of capillaries just below the surface of the skin, are common with pruritus ani. So is a persistent, often unrelenting, itch. Sitting for long periods of time, using harsh soaps, or scratching can only make things worse.

Remedies to try at home include emollient-rich barrier creams, some of which contain aloe vera, vitamin A, vitamin E, and other anti-inflammatory ingredients. Petroleum jelly is also a good option. Refrigerating the cream before an application is especially soothing.

Avoid fragranced soaps, lotions, potty paper, and wet wipes. These are likely to cause irritation. Until symptoms resolve, it is also a good idea to avoid eating chili, curry, or other spicy foods.

Over-the-counter gels or creams containing steroids, such as hydrocortisone, should only be used under the direction of your healthcare provide

You should see your healthcare provider if you have persistent itching with pain or rectal bleeding. There are a number of possible medical conditions, some of them serious, that can cause these symptoms.

They include:

●Yeast infections

●Prolapsed hemorrhoids

●Psoriasis

●Fistulas or abscesses

●Inflammatory bowel disease (IBD)

●Anal cancer

Recap

Wiping may not be enough and water or a warm soak in the tub may be needed when anal tissue is irritated. This can be treated at home with gentle creams. You may need to see a healthcare provider, though, if you experience pain or rectal bleeding that can suggest an underlying medical issue

Summary

There's a right way to clean yourself after having a bowel movement, and there are good reasons for it. Always wipe from front to back in order to keep from spreading bacteria that can cause an infection, and don't forget the importance of good hand washing. This remains true even if you are a person who can't reach around behind your back.

If the skin at your anus is irritated, try using wet wipes. A bidet spray also can help clean the area without causing pain. You may want to soak in a lukewarm bath for more relief.

When itchy anal discomfort also comes with pain or rectal bleeding, be sure to see your healthcare provider. There may be an underlying cause that needs to be treated.

BONUS Q & A

What is the correct way to wipe your bum?

The right way to wipe your butt is from front to back. Using a wad of potty paper, start at the perineum (the area between the genitals and anus) and wipe upwards, past the anus. Repeat as needed until the potty paper is clean.

Should you wipe your butt while sitting or standing?

Either way is fine, as long as you feel comfortable and are able to clean yourself. There are no official statistics detailing how many people sit or stand to wipe their butts. Informal surveys suggest the majority of adults wipe while seated, while at least 30% stand up to wipe.

What is a bidet?

A bidet is a bathroom appliance that sprays water to clean your butt and private parts after using the potty. Bidets are used across the globe instead of potty paper and reduce skin irritation

Traditionally, bidets are a separate unit in the bathroom that sits beside the potty. Modern versions combine a bidet with the actual potty or potty seat. Some bidets use warm water, while other (less expensive) models use cold water.

After spraying your bum clean, you can air dry for a few moments or use potty paper to dry yourself. Some bidets also include a blow dryer to dry faster.

Sources

●Office on Women's Health. Urinary tract infections; 2017.

●Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Wash Your Hands; 2019.

●International Foundation for Gastrointestinal Disorders. Anal discomfort and how to deal with it; 2019

Here's my fit rn leaving in 20 minutes

Here are picture of men that are 6'4 and 220 lbs

https://height-weight-chart.com/604-220.html

6'3 and 220 lbs

6'2 and 230 lbs ( for 220 lbs they for some equality reason put foid)

6'0 and 230 lbs

Now this looks more like pizashill

And going to 157 lbs even for 6' guy would be very hard. He must have 0 muscles to reach it as 30+ year old man

/u/ChamberedAndHot is so much fun, they WORDS WORDS WORDS about how much fun they are.

Don't believe him? He's active in /r/Fauxmoi! He's also, and may Allah forgive me for saying this, a SRDine. He's been posting his on Hinge to the discussion thread lmao

In October, fans began requesting that developer Eric Barone – aka ConcernedApe – add pronouns to the farm-life sim game, as a way to better represent non-binary players.

A petition was created by fan Atmos Fierce, which has garnered more than 8,600 signatures.

However, the call has resulted in abuse from anti-LGBTQ+ fans of the game, who have targeted streamers and members of the community by either purposefully misgendering them, sending abuse, or doxxing them.

Doxxing refers to the act of sharing private information such as a home address, phone number, or other identifiable details, publicly on the internet.

Transgender streamers appear to be the main target of the abuse, with some users telling them to “be careful” playing Stardew Valley while the controversy continues to rumble on.

Barone's silence has been “deafening”, one person claimed.

“Transphobes are doxxing and harassing members of your Stardew Valley community simply because they are advocating for a pronoun update,” the user wrote. “It is extremely important for you to speak up for them.”

The lack of response has led some to suggest a boycott of the game until either a statement is made or pronouns are added to the game.

“I truly do not care if ConcernedApe speaks on pronouns in the game any more,” one user said. “I want [him] to condemn the transphobia and violence against the trans members of the community.”

An affiliate for the streaming site, Twitch, said they would not be playing the game any longer because of Barone's lack of response.

“It does not feel right for me to continue streaming or playing Stardew Valley,” they wrote. “It truly breaks my heart to see the amount of people getting hurt.”

PinkNews has contacted Eric Barone for a comment.

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>can't greentext in da title

Per Capita Income is a Fraud Index

A person earning $25,000 in Bharat 🇮🇳 is more rich than person earning $1,00,000 in United States 🇺🇸

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!antibharatiya !bharatiya

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Even most of the Indians aren't buying it

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Work for us or you won't have s*x inkwell

May your husband be darker

No cirno, but maybe what we got was better after all.

Also I got shitted on in the final

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