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Hardcore no fapper feels tempted by IRL succubus

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I assured him it would not come up at all in the campaign

:#marseyxdoubt:

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Not coming up in the campaign I believe. Not coming up around the table I doubt.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714270124349627.webp

:marseycuckfiction:

where's the real cuckfiction emoji when you need?

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Oh no, he looked up the profile of someone new in his life! Sure hope they don't use social media to organise sessions or so any communication in downtime, otherwise these redditors would have egg on their face and have to reconsider their kneejerk opinions will just ignore that and pretend they were right anyway!

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Makes me want to hire a prostitute to DM a session

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I feel like you could probably hire an actual DM for a lot less

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I want to see a prostitute try to do it :marseyindignant:

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Roll for initiative :marseyfans:

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It would :marseymid: 100% be worth it. Or pay hookers to be pcs.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Zak S used to play dnd with porn stars, and look how that turned out.

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:marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm:

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BD&DSM

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FATAL

@DeepKeepShill say this as a feminist ally

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I remember one of my friends being a massive slut and she tried to get me to "play" FATAL with her and I fricking ghosted her :marseynails:

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Anal circumference? :mariogoatse:

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She was a :#marseydaddy: which was even funnier than me imagining what that book must have looked like.

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wtf is that marsey

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Its some form of "goatse" but instead of just a butthole it has an erect peepee coming out.

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Now make a post about someone becoming uncomfortable because the other player is a cop and see if the answers change.

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You do it in /r/rpghorrorstories


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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As if she isn't using a D&D game to find lonely loser clients

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how can i find D&D groups with hookers asking for a friend

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This is the closest these men will ever get to having s*x with a woman so this seems self defeating

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:marseysing: JUST ONE GIRLIE AT THIS TOURNEY AND IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED

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>Should I… kick him out

Yes, kick him out. He who does not provide da bussy should move for the kitty.

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