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!animalposters I love how they can't tell the difference between a moving train and a TV.
Adorable little dumbfricks
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https://rdrama.net/post/191312/while-we-wait-for-the-fix
https://rdrama.net/post/191311
Thanks everyone for your patience! I have sacrificed my place amongst my fellow entrants to judge and along with assistance fellow volunteer judges @HeyMoon and @Ninjjer, we have finally finished what the fish could not and we're pleased to announce the winners of the rDrama Fanfiction Contest!
Winners:
1st place $15000mb - @Pibbles - Bardy's House of Horrors
2nd place $10000mb - @JoyceCarolOates - Garry's Anatomy
3rd place $5000mb - @SexyFartMan69 - C.A.R.P.
Honorable mentions $2000mb:
+ Funniest - @911roofer - 911ROOFER'S SUBMISSION
+ Most Erotic - @StarSix - A night with Marsey
+ Most Violent - @sealkey_kong - The Black Swan of Garland
+ Best Writing - @Lappland - Lappland's Submission
+ Best Unfinished - @Bruhfunny_Thrall - The Tyranny of King Antichud
+ Best Audio Version - @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE - Dwhite Dynamite's Submission
Thank you to everyone who participated! It was a pain in the butt to track down all the entries outside of the main thread so if I somehow missed yours and you failed to get a badge, DM me!
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Top Drama
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🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | More feedback | /r/EscapefromTarkov (919K) | 54% | 2843 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | A cool guide equality, equity, and justice: breaking it down differ... | /r/coolguides (5M) | 67% | 1549 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | J.K. Rowling writing Harry Potter at a café in Scotland in 1998 | /r/HistoricalCapsule (65K) | 63% | 1313 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Am I the jerk for breaking up with my girlfriend because she wanted... | /r/AmITheJerk (16K) | 49% | 649 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Why do people say Eminem is a guest? | /r/hiphop101 (952K) | 55% | 385 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | The election was poorly run and there were so many "irregularities"... | /r/Conservative (2M) | 55% | 316 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Northbourne needs fewer car lanes and more room for bikes: Pedal Power | /r/canberra (98K) | 56% | 282 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | New Body Double DLC just dropped. I'm calling this one Fat Biden. | /r/conspiracy (3M) | 53% | 257 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | One in three BBC journ*lism scheme trainees are white Britons | /r/unitedkingdom (3M) | 47% | 221 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | lost ark is so much better than every other ARPG | /r/lostarkgame (292K) | 49% | 192 |
Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)
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🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘 | Am I the jerk for breaking up with my girlfriend because she wanted... | /r/AmITheJerk (16K) | 49% | 649 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | J.K. Rowling writing Harry Potter at a café in Scotland in 1998 | /r/HistoricalCapsule (65K) | 63% | 1313 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Downtown Minneapolis recovery has been best in North America over l... | /r/altmpls (5K) | 50% | 33 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | They really did our girl dirty | /r/The_Black_Tower (8K) | 59% | 64 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | RANT - It is not the onus of viewers to engage in ethical consumpti... | /r/BabyReindeerTVSeries (11K) | 47% | 46 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Thanks Todd | /r/Fallout4ModsXB1 (12K) | 51% | 43 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Why shouldn't I be racist | /r/rspod (17K) | 50% | 60 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | hybe vs mhj has turned into a bts hate campaign | /r/kpop_uncensored (26K) | 54% | 88 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Downtown Recovery: Minneapolis third worst in nation. | /r/altmpls (5K) | 51% | 14 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | More feedback | /r/EscapefromTarkov (919K) | 54% | 2843 |
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The sick truth https://t.co/ctVXoxUVFu
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) April 27, 2024
https://twitter.com/GarbageHuman23/status/1784362470561522145
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Holy heck! He might be a security guard not sure but this filled me with so much joy that I can be running on this joy for a year.
The people laughing in the background
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Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)No.35565446▶>>35565650
35565327 #
rdama has a pretty big contingent of center-left reddit refugees who will upvote pro-trans content despite being too ignorant or apathetic to actually make the arguments themselves. It's ripe for trans propaganda especially if you can speak in a more down to earth chud style like the way tranners do here
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Nichalas cruz shot up Parkland high school because he was a crazy man, and could have easily been stopped at any time, but how did he get so crazy? Let's find out!
4chan…does not have the answers. Let's not go to pol. It's a silly place
Nicholas Cruz was born to a drug-addicted alcoholic and suffered brain damage in the womb.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/08/22/us/nikolas-cruz-trial-defense
His mother was a violent prostitute and crack whore and
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2018/09/05/cruz-biological-mother-s-past/10839405007/
he eventually got dumped in an orphanage
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna44366
Her name was Brenda Woodward and she was the ugliest prostitute you've ever seen
His parents helped take care of her. Also he showed classic crack baby symptoms
https://cbs12.com/news/local/nikolas-cruz-defense-enters-its-2nd-week-of-testimony
She smoked crack while pregnant according to another whore who worked the same strip of road in kentucky
Although there's debate over whether he has fetal alcohol syndrome
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/expert-questions-whether-school-shooters-mom-drank-heavily/
His adoptive mother was in the room when he was born
He reconnected with his crack whore mother months before her death
He phoned her from jail and she wanted nothing to do with him so that didn't last
Nicholas Cruz watched his step-father die of a heart attack at the age of five
He was an excitable boy
https://www.wptv.com/news/parkland-shooting/testimony-nikolas-cruzs-home-ruled-by-chaos
At age 9 he was chucking rocks at other children
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/25/us/nikolas-cruz-warning-signs
Police were called to his house 45 times
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/sep/13/book-review-why-meadow-died/
The FBI got a tip on him having guns, talking about wanting to shoot up a school, having a long history of violence and self-harm, and being a local menace to society but didn't follow protocol or act on it
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna848681
They even admit it
https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/fbi-statement-on-the-shooting-in-parkland-florida
Here's the official report
https://vault.fbi.gov/public-access-line-probe/public-access-line-probe-part-01/view
Basically they were more worried about dissidents than crimes because the FBI is a terrible organization run by terrible people.
They weren't the only ones ignoring the obvious threat
https://nypost.com/2019/09/09/why-the-system-failed-to-stop-nikolas-cruz-and-could-do-it-again/
The local sheriff departments got constant warnings
https://miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article201684874.html
The middle school placed him in a special school for especially dangerous people, but that wasn't good enough for Broward county who moved him back to a regular school
They also classified his suicide attempt as “a minor disruption”
He got sent to a school for crazy people, started doing better, so naturally that meant it was alright to send him to a regular high school instead of keeping him in the controlled environment where he was doing well. I think dyslexia can be cured with beatings and even I see the problem here.
He was assigned to a controversial Broward county program
And transferred from schools like a hot potatoe
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article201216104.html
His mother considered signing her parental rights away to the local zoo in the months leading up to her death
And then tried to get sent back to the school for crazy people
The school resource officer wanted to baker act him because he was drinking gasoline and torturing animals.
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/19/us/florida-school-shooting-cruz-psychiatric-records
The system failed him repeatedly. But redditors disagree because the system is perfect
According to the official report the school system and law enforcement failed at every step at every level
Political correctness interfered
He was a p-dophile!
Broward county school district had a policy of not calling the cops even when they really should have
https://armedcitizensnetwork.org/march-2020-book-review
Here's a shot by shot recounting of the shooting
Cruz's brother is dissapoint
He also got arrested for hanging around the school
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/28/us/zachary-cruz-bond-nikolas-brother-parkland
And then got robbed
https://news.yahoo.com/two-men-charged-exploiting-brother-162055449.html
Broward county school district tried to cover it up
The sheriff of Broward county got removed by the governor for his massive incompetence
And the senate agrees
As did multiple school board members
But the sheriff is still crying about it
And lost a lawsuit
Andrew Pollack, father of Meadow Pollack, seeks justice for letting Cruz get this bad and get this far
And then got arrested in a property dispute with his neighbors
G*merghazi is insufferable and should be shot
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one of our comrades have a severe banana allergy. so z!onists decided to bring bananas. the security have already said not do this. this person can go into shock. pic.twitter.com/XSXUkPAS8j
— layla (@laymagdalene) April 27, 2024
This should be an automatic arrest for attempted murder & I'm not fricking kidding
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Pro Palestinian protesters assault Native Americans at UCLA protest for holding up a sign that said “Hamas supporters are not welcomed on Native lands” #Palestine pic.twitter.com/tpJLyFyCPP
— BIG BEE (@tha_big_beee) April 27, 2024
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https://twitter.com/news24tvchannel/status/1784406262123278814
Work for us or you won't have s*x inkwell
May your husband be darker
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Escape From Tarkov is an extraction shooter developed by Russian studio BattleState Games (BSG). It's somehow been in "beta" for 8 years. Players enter a game, find loot or kill players/AI and take their loot, then if they can exit the map they keep the loot.
The game has a weird monetisation model. The developers promised no microtransactions, no pay 2 win, the usual stuff that makes gaymers smile. Instead the base edition is $50, going all the way up to the Edge of Darkness edition at something like $150. What do you get for that? Basically extra space to store items between games and a season pass for all future DLC.
A few months ago BSG stopped selling Edge of Darkness and suggested they'd offer the features to other players as microtransactions instead. G*mers were less than pleased, but it all blew over in a few weeks.
Arena
Meanwhile, BSG released a seperate standalone game called Arena, which is basically a Team Deathmatch mode for Tarkov aimed at being an esport. Like most "esports ready" slop it flopped, probably because Tarkov doesn't do balance. There are good guns and shit guns, it's ultra realistic. Guy with the better gun and better bullets always wins.
So, 8 years after initial release BSG dump their money into a new, failed game. It's given out for free to Edge of Darkness owners as a "DLC" but still fails. People suspect that this might mean that BSG is running out of money.
PvE
Perhaps the biggest thing the players want is a non-PVP mode. A big part of this is because the game is hard and most players suck, but to be fair Tarkov also has a massive cheater problem.
I mean massive btw, cheaters can see every item in each game. If you enter a raid carrying good gear, the 3-5 cheaters in each map will immediately charge you down for it without fail. BSG supposedly bans these players but does little to stop it, probably because most cheaters sell rare items for real world cash and use the profits to buy a new copy every week. That said, it's been worse in the past. There were times when cheaters could just teleport all the loot in the game straight to them. Fun.
So naturally, players really want to get away from the cheating and play offline. BSG insists it's not possible, although somehow modders were able to reverse-engineer things and create their own Single Player Tarkov (SPT) mod. Someone is lying there, I can't tell who.
Unheard Edition
This week BSG announced a new edition of Escape from Tarkov - Unheard Edition. In this you get all the Edge of Darkness features plus a special knife, woo.
Just kidding, alongside the knife you also get a character with bigger pockets to carry more stuff in game, extra gear and a bunch of other utilities. Naturally gaymers are mad about these more blatant Pay 2 Win features. It's not too bad though, right?
To sweeten the deal these paypigs also get access to a new coop pve mode. Yay! The devs insist that this isn't DLC, but a unique game mode. Edge of Darkness players don't get it.
Oh, and they get a special item which makes the AI not shoot at them.
The best part? The new edition costs
$250
Cue rage.
Drama
The Reddit jannies open the flood gates and promise to be less neurodivergent than usual. Just don't use naughty words.
The devs have been caught repeatedly editing the website to remove promises they just broke. At this point you can just look at /r/escapefromtarkov and see a dozen threads full of seethe.
Highlights:
The devs give in and offer Edge of Darkness owners a 6 month trial of PvE mode. Redditors even madder.
The lead developer gives an interview where he shits on all the complainers, apparently "True Believers" will buy the new version.
Oh, and you know how Edge of Darkness players got a "season pass" for DLC?
"No dlc planned"
This is ongoing. Will BSG give in or let it all blow over? Only time will tell.
Update
BSG studio head doubles down again. PvE for Edge of Darkness will come later, for now you're paying for a preview before full release. They're also going to offer a 50% discount on upgrades for top tier paypigs. Oh, and if you already paid full price you can have a second game key for the shit-tier edition, but you're not allowed to sell that.
Redditors are still mad
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Why isn’t anyone talking about this video? Are these things normal now in Kashmir? Do our young people actually like this? Is this what we want for Kashmir? If it were a Kashmiri girl instead of this guy, things would be different. She’d be trolled and abused by now. +1 pic.twitter.com/Za8VYiAu72
— Haroon | Stan Babar Azam 👑 (@Mengg_Dagg) April 27, 2024
What language is your handle name in deer
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🧵This is an interesting piece of Russian propaganda because there is more to it than just the stupid meme they created.
— Dietmar Pichler (@DietmarPichler1) April 27, 2024
Let's take a look at who else is in this post, who the Kremlin's "diplomats" think will spread their propaganda ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/C2J9dPDrWE
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Books where the monster gets the girl?
Sometimes I'll play horror games like Phasmophobia with its frightening setting and beings stalking me through the dark. My thoughts are always “I wish this were a romance instead” and that there was passion instead of murder. 🤣
What are some great books, films or graphic novels where the horror being gets the girl? Please no bone-fingered corpse-things, sexual assault or beastmen, thank you. I'm more so interested in shadow beings, demons and shapeshifting gentleman, as long as there's a hug at the end of the night. Bonus points if the story is rather wholesome.
Here are monster in that game
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Gen0cidal Indian army enters the chat
— TheSignOfFive (@TheSignOfFive) April 27, 2024
In the multi culti 3 body problem PoC universe, the only non-scientific, bloodthirsty guy is an “Indian” whose dad killed Pakis “in cold blood” in Kargil
Americans wipe out half the ME in reality, then look for narrative scapegoats like us pic.twitter.com/jC5gYVAeXl
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Shooting people is never the answer. Regardless of the reason. https://t.co/SsTIr2aJLd
— State Rep Candace Gibbons *Official* (@CandaceforNH) April 27, 2024
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Only pure blooded blue eyed scandinavian women should be considered white, all other women are just nigresses
- whyareyou : LOL dudes rock
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Just my 2c as a doctor.Generally we don't like opiates post birth due to the breast feeding risk - many women who aren't planning to breastfeed then do, so alone this cannot be considered a safety net. The risk of getting sued is so so so high (obgyn is by a mile the most litigious speciality). There is also the constipation risk which some people find excruciating.We also know that many women don't need them, for a multitude of reasons, so often not top of the agenda.There is also a very real risk of sedation and infant injury even if not breastfeeding.Counterpoint. Many opiates are quite safe and I certainly gave them regularly. But only when asked.Prescribing is extremely doctor dependant, fundamentally they hold the risk for prescription. I rarely if ever prescribe tramadol for example, to anyone, in my professional opinion the risk of abuse is too high. Many of my colleagues disagree.There definately IS an element of women getting less painkillers in this arena of medicine (tho... (1103)
Sorry for what? She said the Tylenol and Motrin worked fine lol (194)
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Key word. Responsible doctor. The opioid epidemic happened for a reason. A bunch of doctors pushing pills getting a kick back (110)
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I did not know this was an issue. If this is, it should be talked about more (-6)
Angriest Comments
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I wonder if the overall trend of devaluing women's pain is exacerbated by the tendency of women to suffer in silence rather than advocate aggressively for herself. Women's ability to endure shouldn't lower the bar on how much pain relief they deserve to receive. (93)
Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡
That's exactly how I'm seeing this too.She was prescribed the perfect painkiller regimen that -by her own admission- worked perfectly well. She also received the safer regimen. Meanwhile, the man received lower-quality healthcare with less-safe and excessively-strong controlled substances that were unneeded. She is literally mad that she was treated better than her husband, and yet believes she's still somehow the victim here. (165)
Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡
This is 100% the answer. OP is making sweeping generalizations about the healthcare system as a whole. And while we know that women and POC are underserved in a lot of ways, this is almost certainly a decision because of a) this specific doctor's preferences, or b) some other factor OP hasn't considered (ETA see the response from an MD further down in the comments on why a woman who has just given birth may not be prescribed narcotics - there are multiple reasons narcotics increase risk to both mom and baby, leading to providers being reluctant to prescribe them for this specific population.)OP, all you can do is bemoan that you were under-medicated or your husband over-medicated, or both. You are correct that it is unfair in this case. You can't really extrapolate to all health care cases based on your one anecdotal situation though.The general trend lately is for docs to cut back on narcotics except where truly needed because we've seen how easily people can become dependent on or... (204)
Biggest Lolcow: /u/Primary-Regret-8724
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Number of comments: 8
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Expose this POS. Make him famous. pic.twitter.com/qZKOss7V4I
— Steve Zissou technical support (@PortsideSully) April 27, 2024
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These are literally just the top 13 threads on the sub, as of posting. That's why there's a random 40k thread in there.
Yes I know it's low effort but it's Shabbos, I'm resting.
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One told if she has a lot of sexual partners that doesn't mean she is a whore Kazakhstan is a Muslim country and starting receiving strong islamisation of male population so they be fine
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The 1st pic is from Reddit this year. 3 people to live in one room, no ACs, no tables. Walls likely unpainted since the days of Nehru.
— Adeptus Ailurophilus (@Ailurophile40K) April 27, 2024
SVFFERING BVILDS CHARACTER™ https://t.co/2gOvyU7cwC
@cyberdick how long did you stay in these 'rooms'?
Vishwagorilla moment
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