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Only pure blooded blue eyed scandinavian women should be considered white, all other women are just nigresses
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https://rdrama.net/post/191312/while-we-wait-for-the-fix
https://rdrama.net/post/191311
Thanks everyone for your patience! I have sacrificed my place amongst my fellow entrants to judge and along with assistance fellow volunteer judges 
@HeyMoon and 
@Ninjjer, we have finally finished what the fish could not and we're pleased to announce the winners of the rDrama Fanfiction Contest!
Winners:
1st place $15000mb - 
@Pibbles - Bardy's House of Horrors
2nd place $10000mb - 
@JoyceCarolOates - Garry's Anatomy
3rd place $5000mb - 
@SexyFartMan69 - C.A.R.P.
Honorable mentions $2000mb:
+ Funniest - 
@911roofer - 911ROOFER'S SUBMISSION
+ Most Erotic - 
@StarSix - A night with Marsey
+ Most Violent - 
@sealkey_kong - The Black Swan of Garland
+ Best Writing - 
@Lappland - Lappland's Submission
+ Best Unfinished - 
@Bruhfunny_Thrall - The Tyranny of King Antichud
+ Best Audio Version - 
@DWHITE___________DYNAMITE - Dwhite Dynamite's Submission
Thank you to everyone who participated! It was a pain in the butt to track down all the entries outside of the main thread so if I somehow missed yours and you failed to get a badge, DM me!
bodies 
. It's the greatest thing I've seen a cop do
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Holy heck! He might be a security guard not sure but this filled me with so much joy that I can be running on this joy for a year.
The people laughing in the background
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Nichalas cruz shot up Parkland high school because he was a crazy man, and could have easily been stopped at any time, but how did he get so crazy? Let's find out!
4chan…does not have the answers. Let's not go to pol. It's a silly place
Nicholas Cruz was born to a drug-addicted alcoholic and suffered brain damage in the womb.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/08/22/us/nikolas-cruz-trial-defense
His mother was a violent prostitute and crack whore and
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2018/09/05/cruz-biological-mother-s-past/10839405007/
he eventually got dumped in an orphanage
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna44366
Her name was Brenda Woodward and she was the ugliest prostitute you've ever seen
His parents helped take care of her. Also he showed classic crack baby symptoms
https://cbs12.com/news/local/nikolas-cruz-defense-enters-its-2nd-week-of-testimony
She smoked crack while pregnant according to another whore who worked the same strip of road in kentucky
Although there's debate over whether he has fetal alcohol syndrome
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/expert-questions-whether-school-shooters-mom-drank-heavily/
His adoptive mother was in the room when he was born
He reconnected with his crack whore mother months before her death
He phoned her from jail and she wanted nothing to do with him so that didn't last
Nicholas Cruz watched his step-father die of a heart attack at the age of five
He was an excitable boy
https://www.wptv.com/news/parkland-shooting/testimony-nikolas-cruzs-home-ruled-by-chaos
At age 9 he was chucking rocks at other children
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/25/us/nikolas-cruz-warning-signs
Police were called to his house 45 times
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/sep/13/book-review-why-meadow-died/
The FBI got a tip on him having guns, talking about wanting to shoot up a school, having a long history of violence and self-harm, and being a local menace to society but didn't follow protocol or act on it
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna848681
They even admit it
https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/fbi-statement-on-the-shooting-in-parkland-florida
Here's the official report
https://vault.fbi.gov/public-access-line-probe/public-access-line-probe-part-01/view
Basically they were more worried about dissidents than crimes because the FBI is a terrible organization run by terrible people.
They weren't the only ones ignoring the obvious threat
https://nypost.com/2019/09/09/why-the-system-failed-to-stop-nikolas-cruz-and-could-do-it-again/
The local sheriff departments got constant warnings
https://miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article201684874.html
The middle school placed him in a special school for especially dangerous people, but that wasn't good enough for Broward county who moved him back to a regular school
They also classified his suicide attempt as “a minor disruption”
He got sent to a school for crazy people, started doing better, so naturally that meant it was alright to send him to a regular high school instead of keeping him in the controlled environment where he was doing well. I think dyslexia can be cured with beatings and even I see the problem here.
He was assigned to a controversial Broward county program
And transferred from schools like a hot potatoe
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article201216104.html
His mother considered signing her parental rights away to the local zoo in the months leading up to her death
And then tried to get sent back to the school for crazy people
The school resource officer wanted to baker act him because he was drinking gasoline and torturing animals.
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/19/us/florida-school-shooting-cruz-psychiatric-records
The system failed him repeatedly. But redditors disagree because the system is perfect
According to the official report the school system and law enforcement failed at every step at every level
Political correctness interfered
He was a p-dophile!
Broward county school district had a policy of not calling the cops even when they really should have
https://armedcitizensnetwork.org/march-2020-book-review
Here's a shot by shot recounting of the shooting
Cruz's brother is dissapoint
He also got arrested for hanging around the school
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/28/us/zachary-cruz-bond-nikolas-brother-parkland
And then got robbed
https://news.yahoo.com/two-men-charged-exploiting-brother-162055449.html
Broward county school district tried to cover it up
The sheriff of Broward county got removed by the governor for his massive incompetence
And the senate agrees
As did multiple school board members
But the sheriff is still crying about it
And lost a lawsuit
Andrew Pollack, father of Meadow Pollack, seeks justice for letting Cruz get this bad and get this far
And then got arrested in a property dispute with his neighbors
G*merghazi is insufferable and should be shot
Hypermuscular Hindu Beast 
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https://twitter.com/news24tvchannel/status/1784406262123278814
Work for us or you won't have s*x inkwell 
May your husband be darker
Islam has fallen
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Why isn’t anyone talking about this video? Are these things normal now in Kashmir? Do our young people actually like this? Is this what we want for Kashmir? If it were a Kashmiri girl instead of this guy, things would be different. She’d be trolled and abused by now. +1 pic.twitter.com/Za8VYiAu72
— Haroon | Stan Babar Azam 👑 (@Mengg_Dagg) April 27, 2024
What language is your handle name in deer 
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The 1st pic is from Reddit this year. 3 people to live in one room, no ACs, no tables. Walls likely unpainted since the days of Nehru.
— Adeptus Ailurophilus (@Ailurophile40K) April 27, 2024
SVFFERING BVILDS CHARACTER™ https://t.co/2gOvyU7cwC
@cyberdick how long did you stay in these 'rooms'?
Vishwagorilla moment
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Escape From Tarkov is an extraction shooter developed by Russian studio BattleState Games (BSG). It's somehow been in "beta" for 8 years. Players enter a game, find loot or kill players/AI and take their loot, then if they can exit the map they keep the loot.
The game has a weird monetisation model. The developers promised no microtransactions, no pay 2 win, the usual stuff that makes gaymers smile. Instead the base edition is $50, going all the way up to the Edge of Darkness edition at something like $150. What do you get for that? Basically extra space to store items between games and a season pass for all future DLC.
A few months ago BSG stopped selling Edge of Darkness and suggested they'd offer the features to other players as microtransactions instead. G*mers were less than pleased, but it all blew over in a few weeks.
Arena
Meanwhile, BSG released a seperate standalone game called Arena, which is basically a Team Deathmatch mode for Tarkov aimed at being an esport. Like most "esports ready" slop it flopped, probably because Tarkov doesn't do balance. There are good guns and shit guns, it's ultra realistic. Guy with the better gun and better bullets always wins.
So, 8 years after initial release BSG dump their money into a new, failed game. It's given out for free to Edge of Darkness owners as a "DLC" but still fails. People suspect that this might mean that BSG is running out of money.
PvE
Perhaps the biggest thing the players want is a non-PVP mode. A big part of this is because the game is hard and most players suck, but to be fair Tarkov also has a massive cheater problem.
I mean massive btw, cheaters can see every item in each game. If you enter a raid carrying good gear, the 3-5 cheaters in each map will immediately charge you down for it without fail. BSG supposedly bans these players but does little to stop it, probably because most cheaters sell rare items for real world cash and use the profits to buy a new copy every week. That said, it's been worse in the past. There were times when cheaters could just teleport all the loot in the game straight to them. Fun.
So naturally, players really want to get away from the cheating and play offline. BSG insists it's not possible, although somehow modders were able to reverse-engineer things and create their own Single Player Tarkov (SPT) mod. Someone is lying there, I can't tell who.
Unheard Edition
This week BSG announced a new edition of Escape from Tarkov - Unheard Edition. In this you get all the Edge of Darkness features plus a special knife, woo.
Just kidding, alongside the knife you also get a character with bigger pockets to carry more stuff in game, extra gear and a bunch of other utilities. Naturally gaymers are mad about these more blatant Pay 2 Win features. It's not too bad though, right?
To sweeten the deal these paypigs also get access to a new coop pve mode. Yay! The devs insist that this isn't DLC, but a unique game mode. Edge of Darkness players don't get it.
Oh, and they get a special item which makes the AI not shoot at them.
The best part? The new edition costs
$250
Cue rage.
Drama
The Reddit jannies open the flood gates and promise to be less neurodivergent than usual. Just don't use naughty words.
The devs have been caught repeatedly editing the website to remove promises they just broke. At this point you can just look at /r/escapefromtarkov and see a dozen threads full of seethe.
Highlights:
The devs give in and offer Edge of Darkness owners a 6 month trial of PvE mode. Redditors even madder.
The lead developer gives an interview where he shits on all the complainers, apparently "True Believers" will buy the new version.
Oh, and you know how Edge of Darkness players got a "season pass" for DLC?
"No dlc planned"
This is ongoing. Will BSG give in or let it all blow over? Only time will tell.
Update
BSG studio head doubles down again. PvE for Edge of Darkness will come later, for now you're paying for a preview before full release. They're also going to offer a 50% discount on upgrades for top tier paypigs. Oh, and if you already paid full price you can have a second game key for the shit-tier edition, but you're not allowed to sell that.
Redditors are still mad
i like this marsey its the best 
embassy accidentally tags their propagandists in a twitter 
post instead of dming them the talking points
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🧵This is an interesting piece of Russian propaganda because there is more to it than just the stupid meme they created.
— Dietmar Pichler (@DietmarPichler1) April 27, 2024
Let's take a look at who else is in this post, who the Kremlin's "diplomats" think will spread their propaganda ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/C2J9dPDrWE
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Gen0cidal Indian army enters the chat
— TheSignOfFive (@TheSignOfFive) April 27, 2024
In the multi culti 3 body problem PoC universe, the only non-scientific, bloodthirsty guy is an “Indian” whose dad killed Pakis “in cold blood” in Kargil
Americans wipe out half the ME in reality, then look for narrative scapegoats like us pic.twitter.com/jC5gYVAeXl
- whyareyou : LOL dudes rock
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Just my 2c as a doctor.Generally we don't like opiates post birth due to the breast feeding risk - many women who aren't planning to breastfeed then do, so alone this cannot be considered a safety net. The risk of getting sued is so so so high (obgyn is by a mile the most litigious speciality). There is also the constipation risk which some people find excruciating.We also know that many women don't need them, for a multitude of reasons, so often not top of the agenda.There is also a very real risk of sedation and infant injury even if not breastfeeding.Counterpoint. Many opiates are quite safe and I certainly gave them regularly. But only when asked.Prescribing is extremely doctor dependant, fundamentally they hold the risk for prescription. I rarely if ever prescribe tramadol for example, to anyone, in my professional opinion the risk of abuse is too high. Many of my colleagues disagree.There definately IS an element of women getting less painkillers in this arena of medicine (tho... (1103)
Sorry for what? She said the Tylenol and Motrin worked fine lol (194)
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Key word. Responsible doctor. The opioid epidemic happened for a reason. A bunch of doctors pushing pills getting a kick back (110)
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I wonder if the overall trend of devaluing women's pain is exacerbated by the tendency of women to suffer in silence rather than advocate aggressively for herself. Women's ability to endure shouldn't lower the bar on how much pain relief they deserve to receive. (93)
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That's exactly how I'm seeing this too.She was prescribed the perfect painkiller regimen that -by her own admission- worked perfectly well. She also received the safer regimen. Meanwhile, the man received lower-quality healthcare with less-safe and excessively-strong controlled substances that were unneeded. She is literally mad that she was treated better than her husband, and yet believes she's still somehow the victim here. (165)
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This is 100% the answer. OP is making sweeping generalizations about the healthcare system as a whole. And while we know that women and POC are underserved in a lot of ways, this is almost certainly a decision because of a) this specific doctor's preferences, or b) some other factor OP hasn't considered (ETA see the response from an MD further down in the comments on why a woman who has just given birth may not be prescribed narcotics - there are multiple reasons narcotics increase risk to both mom and baby, leading to providers being reluctant to prescribe them for this specific population.)OP, all you can do is bemoan that you were under-medicated or your husband over-medicated, or both. You are correct that it is unfair in this case. You can't really extrapolate to all health care cases based on your one anecdotal situation though.The general trend lately is for docs to cut back on narcotics except where truly needed because we've seen how easily people can become dependent on or... (204)
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These are literally just the top 13 threads on the sub, as of posting. That's why there's a random 40k thread in there.
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: Pro Palestinian protesters assault Native Americans for holding up a sign that said “Hamas supporters are not welcomed on Native lands”
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Pro Palestinian protesters assault Native Americans at UCLA protest for holding up a sign that said “Hamas supporters are not welcomed on Native lands” #Palestine pic.twitter.com/tpJLyFyCPP
— BIG BEE (@tha_big_beee) April 27, 2024
my mask ?
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Explains this post. 🤔🍷 https://t.co/cEbtySEwIy pic.twitter.com/INUI8b5ngB
— Adeptus Ailurophilus (@Ailurophile40K) April 28, 2024
Guy is constantly picking slapfights with others online lol Wants his women to take BWC
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What if Thomas Kinkade did weird DeviantArt smut? It might look a little something like this...
This fricking stud with his pompadour
B roll and bloopers
Most of these are made with uberRealisticPornMerge_urpmv13.
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One told if she has a lot of sexual partners that doesn't mean she is a whore 
Kazakhstan is a Muslim country and starting receiving strong islamisation of male population so they be fine 
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Drag and transgenderism was a big part of the Third Reich. Now their woke successors flood school libraries. pic.twitter.com/yE18P8ZKrp
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 27, 2024
transgenderism was invented by jews in weimar germany, the nazis burned down their institute
shows banana to 
(who is allergic to bananas)
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one of our comrades have a severe banana allergy. so z!onists decided to bring bananas. the security have already said not do this. this person can go into shock. pic.twitter.com/XSXUkPAS8j
— layla (@laymagdalene) April 27, 2024
This should be an automatic arrest for attempted murder & I'm not fricking kidding
used AI to make his boss appear racist 
: NPR
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Here is the review:
Note:
The first third of this video is shit. The middle is meh. The third part after the 25 minute mark is the best part of this video essay.
1. The video starts with Marx and his ideas. So you already know the ideas in the video are going to be trash.
2. Marx believed that free trade will destroy capitalism in time. - 
3. Marx believed that capitalism will destroy itself in time. g-g-guys we have destroyed capitalism by letting it prosper and evolve into gigachad capitalism! We were right guys! 
4. Capitalism hates the patriarchy. - maybe.
5. Useless word salad blah blah blah new Earth. Even the speaker mentioned that none of it made any sense.
6. We will break the capitalist barrier any century now guys!
7. The world is going to become a new Earth as progress gets faster and faster. - agree
8. The people mentioned were doing drugs. Nobody is surprised.
9. I am skipping over the shitty Akira Mechanima in the middle of the video
10. The first 12 minutes can be skipped.
11. Accelerationism is deterritorialization. Deterritoiralization is the alteration and loss of identities. This makes sense.
12. Technology replaces everyday biological life and functions over time. I agree.
13. Man is not the center of what capitalism will create in the end. - possible
14. Capitalism will lead towards more and more international conflicts - disagree
15. Culture evolves at a logarithmic curve. - disagree. Culture wars occur every decade but it appears to have peaked at the speed of a decade at a time. Culture moves at the speed of humanity and there are greater limits than for technology.
16. Capitalism is a transcendent extra-dimensional AI trying to birth itself - Wrong. So far not a single AI has emerged that is smarter than a team of humans and beyond their comprehension. A bat isn't smarter than a human for being able to pick up different frequencies. Same is the case for specialized AI.
17. Capitalism is AI - Makes sense actually. As an end product a capitalist system needs to exist for the entities within it. AI is a capitalist society creating its own entities to serve the system and grow it. It is one of the possible end points.
18. Capitalism and AI are the same thing. - Maybe
19. Is humanity still behind the wheel anymore? - Yes it is.
20. Personal opinion - a lot of what these types of people ignore is that humans are evolving too currently, and that humans of the 21st century already have an extreme adaptability ability in place. At 8 billion plus humans you have the required diversity to have a subset of the population adapt to an AI based future as well.
21. As all leftist druggie thinkers who survive the experience, this dude also became right wing over time. ( Waiting for Stephan King to also do the shift soon )
22. University is the center of the educational apparatus of society in the 20th century. - agree
23. Democracy is doomed and doom itself. - disagree.
24. Break all nation states down into thousands of micronations run by corporations. - very r-slurred idea
25. You can choose which one to move to and live under whose rules. - sounds a little less r-slurred
26. Twitter shitposting as enlightened intelligence. - This video essay is r-slurred and has wasted time of my life that I will never get back.
27. Intelligence production as humanity's duty. - I like this ideal.
28. Difference between Artificial intelligence and artificial consciousness. - I like this concept. It's an interesting thought exercise. I think this is the most worthwhile part of the video around 25:24 mark.
29. Capitalism always wins game theory. - Heck yeah it does! USA! USA! USA!
30. Good Zizek bit about how capitalism's end limit is never reached and instead it keeps getting more and more powerful. - Chad segment
31. Protective capitalism - sounds good. This is probably where humanity in practice actually is.
32. Capitalism will return to feudalism. - wrong. Disagree. The very nature of feudalism is why it was replaced by capitalism. No system will willingly return to a worse system even with a new coat of paint.
33. Some spooky ghost exists outside of capitalism. - disagree
34. Describes multiple types of accelerationism. - this is interesting.
35. Leftist accelerationisn - capitalism is trying to get back to feudalism. - I disagree with this one. Capitalism in any form is automatically better than Feudalism. So there is no net positive reason to return to it. Feudalism cannot maintain 2% permanent long term growth.
36. Zero accelerationism - Sees capitalism as locking into one way of existing and continuously changing to keep that system alive and stable and stagnant. The US could be argued to be in a state of Zero accelerationinsm forever doing whatever it takes to maintain 2% growth. Politically nothing changes. I disagree with this idea because obviously politically things have changed but in a way that feels like nothing has changed. It will likely be another two to three centuries before a better system than modern day capitalism emerges.
37. Xeno feminism - Machine gives birth to children. I like this idea. Not requiring women for having kids seems like a good time. Those who want a legacy don't need to hold on to a foid any longer. I am with the radical feminists on this one. 
s lead tech matches with the ideas that one might find in Xeno feminism.
38. Gender accelerationism. Capital and gender accelerate. As per Gender accelerationism, s women are the cutting edge peak of human gender, going beyond where biological limits of gender end. This one sounds the most realistic and matching with where the US is today.
39. Unconditional accelerationism. Self explanatory. Accelerationism go brrr.
40. _/acc accelerationism. We aren't controlling the process of how the world is changing. The world is changing and we are simply in for the ride. There is no human at the drivers seat. I think this is partly true. Taking into account how humanity is mostly reacting to world events rather than orchestrating them. Like a super advanced ant colony.
41. Accelerating nihilism to its ultimate conclusions. Stagnation of cultural capital.
42. Capitalism doesn't just break down human relations, but replaces them with new human relations and modes of conduct between people. Humans are indispensible to the system of capitalism. - this makes sense to me.
43. We can see the creator of this videos face. He looks exactly what one would expect. I bet he is an rdrama user.
44. Do accelerationists just want to collapse society? Not really. I disagree up to the point that all wannabe accelerationists want society to collapse under its inability to keep up. I call this group of accelerationists incel accelerationinsts or left-behind accelerationists. Those who despise that they couldn't keep up with the changing system so now want everybody to fail.
45. Accelerationism is not about what we should do. It's about what is happening.
Conclusion:
The video was three times longer than it needed to be. The first two thirds were a bore to get through. The last third was the most interesting part. The primary point of the video is just to explain what accelerationism is, its sub types, and that we are possibly going through accelerationism today, how capitalism might or may not destroy itself, and the initial and famous people involved with the school of thought about accelerationism.
I want 35 minutes of my life back.
5.5/10 Video quality.
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