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Mysterious event revealed, now everyone wants it to be a movie lul

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:marseykamakama: SOME newspapers :taylorlorenzcrying: aren't afraid to take a stand against fascism and endorse Kamala Harris :marseykamakama:

While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.

In 2020, the Babylon Bee famously endorsed "Dave" for President, discovering only later that Dave was a role played by actor Kevin Kline in a movie that hit the box office in 1993. This year, we resolved to endorse an actual person, and that person is Kamala Harris.

Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:

  • As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown
  • Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game
  • After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color
  • When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."
  • Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her
  • She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst
  • So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote

Wow. How can you put into words the greatness that is Kamala Harris, other than to say that you have to witness its significance over the passage of time? We are just simple folks here at the Bee — but we know there is great significance to the passage of time.

We are grateful that when America is on the brink of losing its democracy and probably everyone becoming Nazis, the person standing strong against the forces of darkness is Kamala Harris. We at the Bee are proud to stand behind her. We will not be like the Washington Post, destined to be a byline in democracy's requiem, should the nation fall.

@Mummyvann still feel good about banning links to the Babylon Bee? :marseyindignant: :marseygivecoconut:

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president

I can't even CSS embed the link.

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Chudbros, I don't feel so good...

https://steamdb.info/app/1845910/

All is lost...

:#marseyitsover:

Was anybody here into the olddragon age games? Something I didn't think about until now was that everyone I knew who were really into inquisition were either college commies or full blown shitlibs. I wonder if they knew what they were doing and were actually pandering to their base with all the :marseytrain2: stuff.

:#marseyhmm:

In either case, I think we all owe Biomoidware a few barves.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17303982514903803.webp

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New garbage toss
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I like the taste of these more than funyuns

They're still junk food but they have more protein and fiber

!goyslopenjoyers

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"You never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever." :platymicdrop:

!nonchuds !khive Where's the lie? :marseyconfused:

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Kids are growing up to be sissies because of bullshit like this

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/today-please-keep-mind-GWYJUty And it's posted and supported unironically.

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Latinx :marseytrain: supports Trump. I guess it's ok to pick on :!marseytrain:s if they are for Trump.

This was Zuly during her Bad Girls Club season:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730335829551024.webp

This is Zuly now:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730335829684277.webp

We know she got a micropeepee, but you're not supposed to say these things. Unlessssssss the :marseytrain: is a Trumper.

She's not really a :marseytrain: if she votes for trump

oh dear this is heresy.

What a confused individual.

hmmm confused about what?

Chosen name is a giveaway

Making fun of their chosen name?

she's a sexual predator

She was a lesbian hooking up with women, but now she's a male feminist. ok

It must be a kink

This is the new Reddit excuse for people not getting mad at what they get mad at.

Deadnaming

oh noes deadnaming!

God dammit they jannied the one calling her a little peepee butthole lol

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Dramatards join Death ☠️ to Micks

!deathtomicks

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Thoughts on the Terrifier films?

What do people think? Generic slop? Well-crafted gorefest? I've seen the first one and am half way through the second.

@KatserKitty1987 (RIP) said in an old thread:

The first one was overly long and exceedingly tiring. The sets were all lit like a play and the gore is a level or extreme to where it wraps around to not being distributing. It's a shame as the killer is actually pretty cool and interesting it's just that nothing else is.

I think the clown is cool, I like his mischievous smile. The women he kills are always pretty 1D and I'm sad when I see their boobs because I want to see them but not covered in blood while they're screaming.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173040854782293.webp

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Anybody else get a $250 check from Google for some class action lawsuit about Google Play or some shit?

Just deposited my check. :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

Frick big tech right up the butthole black lives matter.

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Dragon age opens with over 1700 players minutes after release

:#marseydragon3:

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-10-31 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WIBTAH if I dumped someone for voting for Trump 2024/r/AITAH (3M)60%20747
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘Do not repeat history. End this chaos and embarrassment./r/pics (32M)65%6603
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘MRW I just heard 94-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin, second man to w.../r/reactiongifs (4M)64%5839
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Spotted in Irving,TX/r/pics (32M)69%3257
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Idagf if Biden called you garbage. /r/rant (332K)62%1181
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I am a survivor of the October 7th Massacre. AMA /r/AMA (2M)55%942
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Taxes suck/r/Salary (99K)56%801
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I had to get a tiktok version this is so much worse/r/CringeTikToks (260K)63%853
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Word Salad Bad/r/badfacebookmemes (27K)59%648
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Don't give up on young people/Gen Z! A lot of us still care ❤️🤍💙 - .../r/Conservative (2M)60%647

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Why is there so much MAGA support here in Santa Maria?/r/SantaMaria (7K)50%362
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘President Clinton at rally event in Muskegon Heights this morning /r/Muskegon (8K)61%338
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Word Salad Bad/r/badfacebookmemes (27K)59%648
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Friendly reminder that you can go vote right now./r/Clarksville (15K)53%245
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘F our highway system we don't need more people we need less. /r/altmpls (8K)51%84
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Taxes suck/r/Salary (99K)56%801
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘BS new call out policy./r/PapaJohns (18K)48%117
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘WIBTAH if I dumped someone for voting for Trump 2024/r/AITAH (3M)60%20747
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Indians are just like Israelis./r/Kashmiri (22K)49%103
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘"Donald Trump's Cognitive Decline Becoming a Troubling Concern"/r/vegaslocals (94K)51%410

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/693372872#p693374328

>you smell good

>growls

>you are now entering into polycute with little person and freak

Kino

Vaccines work

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Vaccines work !chuds

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/u/bu11fr0g did you ever think you'd grow up to be Randall from Recess

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17303837549223466.webp

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If your modern day morality discussion doesnt involve blue alien hippies then i dont wanna hear it cute twink.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730377701607257.webp







Discuss !kino

!chuds humans rule.

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:marseytrumptalking: :marseyshiva:

@Sasanka_of_Gauda @zombiedick

I strongly condemn the barbaric violence against Hindus, Christians, and other minorities who are getting attacked and looted by mobs in Bangladesh, which remains in a total state of chaos.

It would have never happened on my watch. Kamala and Joe have ignored Hindus across the world and in America. They have been a disaster from Israel to Ukraine to our own Southern Border, but we will Make America Strong Again and bring back Peace through Strength!

We will also protect Hindu Americans against the anti-religion agenda of the radical left. We will fight for your freedom. Under my administration, we will also strengthen our great partnership with India and my good friend, Prime Minister Modi.

Kamala Harris will destroy your small businesses with more regulations and higher taxes. By contrast, I cut taxes, cut regulations, unleashed American energy, and built the greatest economy in history. We will do it again, bigger and better than ever before—and we will Make America Great Again.

Also, Happy Diwali to All. I hope the Festival of Lights leads to the Victory of Good over Evil!

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:marseyletsfuckinggo2: Khive! Remember to vote in every swing state where you're eligible!

Don't forget to vote at your lakehouse in Michigan, your winter place in Georgia and your pied-à-terre in Philadelphia.

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Jimmy Kimmel openly committed the same crime Douglass Mackey did on air, will he be charged and sentenced to prison too? Or is America as two tier as Labour UK? :marseyhmm:

American anarcho-tyranny is comical at this point. The Garland DoJ is perhaps the most corrupt and partisan since Reno.

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YSL Trial Update Day 154 - Thug is a free man

We have exciting news in the YSl trial. Four defendants including Young Thug himself have plead out after a series of blunders by the state that finally pushed the Judge to the edge of granting oa mistrial. For those of you that haven't been following along this is the RICO trial of the rapper Young thug by the same DA in Atlanta that's prosecuting Trump.

We've had everything in this trial. Prosecutors lying to the court. Prosecutors withholding evidence. Shady 11th hour plea deals. Detectives sexually harassing/stalking witnesses. https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/ysl-trial/ysl-trial-witness-alleges-da-investigator-sexually-harassment/85-4bc5c13b-0352-4d82-bfc9-a141958a0925

A few months ago the presiding judge was recused from the case, which was a whole dramatic happening in and of itself, for having an illegal ex parte meeting with the prosecutors and a sworn witness. When confronted over this he chimped out and threw the defense lawyer in jail.

The new judge who has taken over has been more fair than the previous judge, but she's absolutely fed up with his case already.

.

Then this happened yesterday.

So the background here is one of the defendants goes by the nickname quay. Defense attorneys specifically argued over this early today and said it should be redacted. We don't know who quay is in the post. And it could prejudice the quay on trial.

While arguing the motion the judge all but admits she's been working overtime to fix all the frick ups by the state, then, apparently realizing the futility of that endeavor turns around and leaves the door open for a mistrial.

Court has been out of session since last Wednesday with rumors swirling of plea deals. Today Thug took his deal. Prosecutors asked for 25 years. Judge commuted it to time served after his lawyer pointed out a slew of misrepresentations made by the state.

:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Case isn't over since two defendants won't take deals but I can only assume it'll be less dramatic with the loss of 4 defendants.

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!nooticers !chuds :mjlol:

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