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Oda’s Special Q&A – The 9th Question WOW pic.twitter.com/EEhuL3YnpJ
— Pew (@pewpiece) October 31, 2024
Mysterious event revealed, now everyone wants it to be a movie lul
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She found this post, and I am now single
— Coach Bruce (@OX_DAO) October 31, 2024
She said it was an attempt to embarrass her more. It wasn't, but telling her otherwise made her scream
From now on, I am only going to date psychologically mature women who can take feedback. Feel free to follow and DM me if that's you
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While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.
In 2020, the Babylon Bee famously endorsed "Dave" for President, discovering only later that Dave was a role played by actor Kevin Kline in a movie that hit the box office in 1993. This year, we resolved to endorse an actual person, and that person is Kamala Harris.
Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:
- As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown
- Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game
- After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color
- When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."
- Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her
- She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst
- So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote
Wow. How can you put into words the greatness that is Kamala Harris, other than to say that you have to witness its significance over the passage of time? We are just simple folks here at the Bee — but we know there is great significance to the passage of time.
We are grateful that when America is on the brink of losing its democracy and probably everyone becoming Nazis, the person standing strong against the forces of darkness is Kamala Harris. We at the Bee are proud to stand behind her. We will not be like the Washington Post, destined to be a byline in democracy's requiem, should the nation fall.
@Mummyvann still feel good about banning links to the Babylon Bee?
I can't even CSS embed the link.
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https://steamdb.info/app/1845910/
All is lost...
Was anybody here into the olddragon age games? Something I didn't think about until now was that everyone I knew who were really into inquisition were either college commies or full blown shitlibs. I wonder if they knew what they were doing and were actually pandering to their base with all the stuff.
In either case, I think we all owe Biomoidware a few barves.
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They're still junk food but they have more protein and fiber
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MAGA is big mad that Mark Cuban told the ladies on The View this about Donald Trump:
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 31, 2024
“You never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever.”
🍿 pic.twitter.com/6BRQi6m1Vd
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https://i.imgur.com/gallery/today-please-keep-mind-GWYJUty And it's posted and supported unironically.
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This was Zuly during her Bad Girls Club season:
This is Zuly now:
We know she got a micropeepee, but you're not supposed to say these things. Unlessssssss the is a Trumper.
oh dear this is heresy.
hmmm confused about what?
Making fun of their chosen name?
She was a lesbian hooking up with women, but now she's a male feminist. ok
This is the new Reddit excuse for people not getting mad at what they get mad at.
oh noes deadnaming!
God dammit they jannied the one calling her a little peepee butthole lol
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What do people think? Generic slop? Well-crafted gorefest? I've seen the first one and am half way through the second.
@KatserKitty1987 (RIP) said in an old thread:
The first one was overly long and exceedingly tiring. The sets were all lit like a play and the gore is a level or extreme to where it wraps around to not being distributing. It's a shame as the killer is actually pretty cool and interesting it's just that nothing else is.
I think the clown is cool, I like his mischievous smile. The women he kills are always pretty 1D and I'm sad when I see their boobs because I want to see them but not covered in blood while they're screaming.
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Top Drama
Score | Post | Subreddit | Ratio | Comments |
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 | WIBTAH if I dumped someone for voting for Trump 2024 | /r/AITAH (3M) | 60% | 20747 |
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘 | Do not repeat history. End this chaos and embarrassment. | /r/pics (32M) | 65% | 6603 |
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘 | MRW I just heard 94-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin, second man to w... | /r/reactiongifs (4M) | 64% | 5839 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Spotted in Irving,TX | /r/pics (32M) | 69% | 3257 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Idagf if Biden called you garbage. | /r/rant (332K) | 62% | 1181 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | I am a survivor of the October 7th Massacre. AMA | /r/AMA (2M) | 55% | 942 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Taxes suck | /r/Salary (99K) | 56% | 801 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | I had to get a tiktok version this is so much worse | /r/CringeTikToks (260K) | 63% | 853 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Word Salad Bad | /r/badfacebookmemes (27K) | 59% | 648 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Don't give up on young people/Gen Z! A lot of us still care ❤️🤍💙 - ... | /r/Conservative (2M) | 60% | 647 |
Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)
Score | Post | Subreddit | Ratio | Comments |
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🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘 | Why is there so much MAGA support here in Santa Maria? | /r/SantaMaria (7K) | 50% | 362 |
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘 | President Clinton at rally event in Muskegon Heights this morning | /r/Muskegon (8K) | 61% | 338 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Word Salad Bad | /r/badfacebookmemes (27K) | 59% | 648 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Friendly reminder that you can go vote right now. | /r/Clarksville (15K) | 53% | 245 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | F our highway system we don't need more people we need less. | /r/altmpls (8K) | 51% | 84 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Taxes suck | /r/Salary (99K) | 56% | 801 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | BS new call out policy. | /r/PapaJohns (18K) | 48% | 117 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | WIBTAH if I dumped someone for voting for Trump 2024 | /r/AITAH (3M) | 60% | 20747 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Indians are just like Israelis. | /r/Kashmiri (22K) | 49% | 103 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | "Donald Trump's Cognitive Decline Becoming a Troubling Concern" | /r/vegaslocals (94K) | 51% | 410 |
autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/693372872#p693374328
Kino
Vaccines work
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/u/bu11fr0g did you ever think you'd grow up to be Randall from Recess
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I just learned that the Na'vi were the real villains in Avatar. Billions of human lives depended on taking just a small area of Pandora, yet they refused to allow mining to take place because... religion. As their god Eywa noted, their only three rules were:
— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 29, 2024
"You shall not…
Goes both ways
— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024
“Our planet” only exists in our minds. Ownership is a human concept not a reality. Nothing is yours nor theirs to take, so…
— LongTermOwl (@LongTermOwl) October 30, 2024
No, once you designate someone an "alien" towards whom you have no sense of responsibility and whose lives you're willing to destroy for the sake of your planet...then the "aliens" get to treat you the same way. Moral equivalence.
— Name (@Tejas04718726) October 30, 2024
Ownership in purely factual terms means "are you able to defend it from people who want to take it from you". Everything else is contracts or window dressing.
— Reincarnated As A Level 999 Shitposter (@Bikkuriman976) October 30, 2024
Hello, Based department?
— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024
Don't forget about Jake though, he was just a crippled furry who got a government funded opportunity to take his beastiality fetish all the way.
— ꜰ.ʜ. ꜰᴏʀᴅ (@FrenlyHenryFord) October 30, 2024
Plus I hear Unobtanium is like, super important.
— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024
I would rather be a hive minded Na'vi than a human. Just look at their lives man. They can fly amongst floating mountains and swim and bond with whales. Their happiness index would be higher than the US.
— Philosopher of the Network State (सञ्जालराज्यम्) (@NetworkStateMan) October 30, 2024
And Thanks for supporting my argument with your nuking the planet remark.…
— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024
In that case Eywa is the real villain. An alien ant-queen, with the Naavi just acting as her worker/warrior drones.
— Bon (@Ducimus321) October 30, 2024
Wrong
— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 29, 2024
What puts your desires over those of another that already possess the land in this case?
— ShawMuhFukinShawson (@Shawshawson) October 30, 2024
Expansionism is an important part of tyranidhood! If they just stay planetside they're not *real* tyranids
— worst gangster communist computer god (@whenwerewe) October 30, 2024
By that same logic humans didn't owe them either and might makes right in that situation
— Heterodox Progressivism (@HProggy) October 29, 2024
depends, what do they bring to the table? convert smart ones, kick out stupid ones
— bch_neurodivergent (@bchneurodivergent) October 30, 2024
Discuss !kino
!chuds humans rule.
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I strongly condemn the barbaric violence against Hindus, Christians, and other minorities who are getting attacked and looted by mobs in Bangladesh, which remains in a total state of chaos.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2024
It would have never happened on my watch. Kamala and Joe have ignored Hindus across the…
I strongly condemn the barbaric violence against Hindus, Christians, and other minorities who are getting attacked and looted by mobs in Bangladesh, which remains in a total state of chaos.
It would have never happened on my watch. Kamala and Joe have ignored Hindus across the world and in America. They have been a disaster from Israel to Ukraine to our own Southern Border, but we will Make America Strong Again and bring back Peace through Strength!
We will also protect Hindu Americans against the anti-religion agenda of the radical left. We will fight for your freedom. Under my administration, we will also strengthen our great partnership with India and my good friend, Prime Minister Modi.
Kamala Harris will destroy your small businesses with more regulations and higher taxes. By contrast, I cut taxes, cut regulations, unleashed American energy, and built the greatest economy in history. We will do it again, bigger and better than ever before—and we will Make America Great Again.
Also, Happy Diwali to All. I hope the Festival of Lights leads to the Victory of Good over Evil!
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proud to announce i've now voted in my hometown kenosha wisconsin, and in ann arbor michigan where i went to university for computer science. will vote in nyc to finish out as i currently work here as centrist tech journalist. democracy is about ensuring your voice is heard pic.twitter.com/IBhqpxQq0J
— cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) October 28, 2024
Don't forget to vote at your lakehouse in Michigan, your winter place in Georgia and your pied-à-terre in Philadelphia.
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Charles Clymer sent out his texts to thousands of actual voters.
— Douglass Mackey (@DougMackeyCase) October 31, 2024
Jimmy Kimmel told his joke to an audience of millions.
The joke meme I sent out didn't even reach more than 100 people until Buzzfeed and Wired reported on it. https://t.co/uAMI9saL2i
American anarcho-tyranny is comical at this point. The Garland DoJ is perhaps the most corrupt and partisan since Reno.
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We have exciting news in the YSl trial. Four defendants including Young Thug himself have plead out after a series of blunders by the state that finally pushed the Judge to the edge of granting oa mistrial. For those of you that haven't been following along this is the RICO trial of the rapper Young thug by the same DA in Atlanta that's prosecuting Trump.
We've had everything in this trial. Prosecutors lying to the court. Prosecutors withholding evidence. Shady 11th hour plea deals. Detectives sexually harassing/stalking witnesses. https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/ysl-trial/ysl-trial-witness-alleges-da-investigator-sexually-harassment/85-4bc5c13b-0352-4d82-bfc9-a141958a0925
A few months ago the presiding judge was recused from the case, which was a whole dramatic happening in and of itself, for having an illegal ex parte meeting with the prosecutors and a sworn witness. When confronted over this he chimped out and threw the defense lawyer in jail.
YOUNG THUG'S LAWYER HAS EVIDENCE OF COERSION AND WITNESS INTIMIDATION BY THE JUDGE AND THE STATE
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) June 10, 2024
THE JUDGE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HE FOUND OUT BUT STEEL ISN'T RATTING. THE JUDGE THREATENS STEEL WITH JAIL.
WOODY ALSO APPARENTLY ADMITTED HE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED NUT
CORRUPTION. pic.twitter.com/stragHjcQL21
The new judge who has taken over has been more fair than the previous judge, but she's absolutely fed up with his case already.
.The judge in the YSL case is finally FED UP
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) September 30, 2024
Judge Whitaker goes off on the state and storms out of the courtroom to consider the defenses mistrial motion pic.twitter.com/rb0Q7RMFVk
Then this happened yesterday.
Just so I have it documented in the thread for the future, this was the moment that caused the motion for mistrial
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) October 23, 2024
He even says "it's in this paperwork y'all got me reading" 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/74QRGmeBxH
So the background here is one of the defendants goes by the nickname quay. Defense attorneys specifically argued over this early today and said it should be redacted. We don't know who quay is in the post. And it could prejudice the quay on trial.
While arguing the motion the judge all but admits she's been working overtime to fix all the frick ups by the state, then, apparently realizing the futility of that endeavor turns around and leaves the door open for a mistrial.
Whitaker to State: "What I'm trying to do is FIX YOUR SLOPPINESS"
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) October 23, 2024
She admits she doesn't want to call a mistrial so that "everybody won't have wasted 10-12 months of their lives in this trial" 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/M0LRdwPkpw
Whitaker apparently thinks that "free qua" doesn't necessarily mean Qua was locked up??? Ok wtf lol
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) October 23, 2024
She thinks a stipulation from both sides agreeing that this Qua isn't either of the Qua's in the courtroom will fix it.... SHE'S SUGGESTING LYING TO THE JURY 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/SUw4yEB7jU
Court has been out of session since last Wednesday with rumors swirling of plea deals. Today Thug took his deal. Prosecutors asked for 25 years. Judge commuted it to time served after his lawyer pointed out a slew of misrepresentations made by the state.
Case isn't over since two defendants won't take deals but I can only assume it'll be less dramatic with the loss of 4 defendants.
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Donald Trump is going around telling Michigan Muslims he'll end the war, be the peace president, and how pro-Muslim (!) he is.
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) October 31, 2024
Meanwhile, Dems sent Bill Clinton to lecture Michigan Muslims on how it's all Hamas's fault that Israel is massacring kids and killing civilians holding… https://t.co/rsL6pVWbwy
Bill Clinton in Michigan:
— Prem Thakker (@prem_thakker) October 31, 2024
"I understand why young Palestinian and Arab Americans in Michigan think too many people have died — I get that, but…"
"Hamas makes sure that they're shielded by civilians, they'll force you to kill civilians, if you want to defend yourself." pic.twitter.com/cYzlsmWTGo