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They're doing it God's chosen way (missionary), and she wants to elevate her hips for better leverage. Grabs the closest pillow to throw underneath, which happens to be his.
All of a sudden, buttholes are spreading wide open, poop is smearing rampant across every available surface, and pinkeye is the new COVID.
wrote an article about 
on 
goes absolutely bloody mental 
to play the harp in public 
cute twink
is now an episode of Maury 
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We have found the dumbest humans in the country and put them in congress
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 17, 2024
pic.twitter.com/gT0PPNFBjg
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So I was sitting with a guy at work at lunch playing Mario Kart
He'd been blasting about his skill at Mario Kart for a while so I suggested we bring our Nintendo Switches in and settle things
He is a zoomer so has only ever experience Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the Switch. He didn't even know it was a Wii U game first. He hadn't even heard of the Wii U lmao.
Me, being a pro at every Mario Kart since 64 (SNES version sucked), beat him easily, but I was still very happy in doing so.
As I'm smiling and doing a little victory dance, he goes to me "You look quite feminine when you do that".
He's quite blunt but not in a mean way. It's like he's got no inhibitions about talking to someone about sensitive subjects. Probably autism.
I asked him what he meant and he went quiet and just mumbled "Sorry just thought the way you laughed and smiled was a bit feminine."
Someone else chipped in with "Yeah it's your girly lips."
I can handle shit like this so I didn't get upset and gave them some banter back.
But I've been thinking all afternoon. Do they know?
I've got a beard, male-pattern baldness and am quite muscly. Basically look like a stocky manlet. But do they know? Should I care if they do?
Sneed incoming: Mercedes workers in Alabama just voted against joining union
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smokin' grass 
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An innocent man took a selfie and is now being charged under the Trudeau Regime
!leafs things have hit a new low
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I want to open my email app every day at 8am so I stop missing message but I can find literally no way to do it. I basically just want a cron job that opens the app in the background so it can fetch any messages and alert me about them.
!codecels plz be my tech support
Edit: Open app scheduler can do this but it's closed source and pissy about how you install it (If you install it outside of google play it just refuses to start and sends to google play to redownload it)
are going to have trouble on tinder
I'm like a dog chasing waterfalls
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TLDR
Bend uses "interaction combinators" to parallelize your code
It's written in Rust and looks like Python
No loops. You use bend to structure data and fold to parse it recursively
You can use your GPU (or extra CPU cores) to run shiet in parallel
comments on Rep. Taylor-Greene's 
“bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” during a House hearing after MTG said her “fake eyelashes were messing up her reading”
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Taken from Americas #1 news source:
After the 2020 presidential election, as some Trump supporters falsely claimed that President Biden had stolen the office, many of them displayed a startling symbol outside their homes, on their cars and in online posts: an upside-down American flag.
One of the homes flying an inverted flag during that time was the residence of Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr., in Alexandria, Va., according to photographs and interviews with neighbors.
The upside-down flag was aloft on Jan. 17, 2021, the images showed. President Donald J. Trump's supporters, including some brandishing the same symbol, had rioted at the Capitol a little over a week before. Mr. Biden's inauguration was three days away. Alarmed neighbors snapped photographs, some of which were recently obtained by The New York Times. Word of the flag filtered back to the court, people who worked there said in interviews.
While the flag was up, the court was still contending with whether to hear a 2020 election case, with Justice Alito on the losing end of that decision. In coming weeks, the justices will rule on two climactic cases involving the storming of the Capitol on Jan. 6, including whether Mr. Trump has immunity for his actions. Their decisions will shape how accountable he can be held for trying to overturn the last presidential election and his chances for re-election in the upcoming one.
“I had no involvement whatsoever in the flying of the flag,” Justice Alito said in an emailed statement to The Times. “It was briefly placed by Mrs. Alito in response to a neighbor's use of objectionable and personally insulting language on yard signs.”
Judicial experts said in interviews that the flag was a clear violation of ethics rules, which seek to avoid even the appearance of bias, and could sow doubt about Justice Alito's impartiality in cases related to the election and the Capitol riot.
Hypermuscular Hindu Beast 
praising a bridge
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South India to North India… West India to East India… Connecting people, connecting hearts! 🤍 #MyIndia pic.twitter.com/nma43rN3hM
— Rashmika Mandanna (@iamRashmika) May 16, 2024
Clickbait dravidoids into getting hinthi imposed on them aurally and textually 
Poors don't matter tho
Is it leftoids falling into the sea?
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