My credentials? Well I've never moderated anything before, ever. Therefore I will probably not bother to moderate anything on this site at all. As a matter of fact, you can expect me to periodically forget that I am a jannie in the first place. I don't work hard to deliver drama content to this website like the tryhards.

I won't be doing anything for free. Making me jannie will bring you zero benefits and probably not that many liabilities.

So I'll never become a power tripping r-slur cute twink like the other jannies and jannie wannabes. I rest my case

1. courageous whitoid

2. selfless rightoid

3. honest liberal

4. competent women

5. respectful basketball

6. dumb ricecel

7. hygienic sexy Indian dude

8. charitable jew

9. nice billionaire

10. intellectual teenager

What are the oxymorons you know? Discuss.

Nooo not my hecking valid .genericdramaprofile_13526 !!

Backstory:

My bru, do you want to log off, tear a page from Corinthians and snort some [autojannied] before I cancel your right eye…

Link goes to his "story in short", i didnt read it because its too long. However the post has 136 comments and a 46% upmarsey ratio

Look at OP's profile.

@Elbonian_Mud_Smuggler literally keep yourself safe, you disgusting whiny hall monitor butt redditor butt snitch butt b-word. You need to go back to where you belong

Goes out to every janny too. Radical centrism? What's that???

It's irritating. Fix it.

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everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this club is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the club everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the club or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this club. it’s fricking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through.

@DudeGussyLmao

Anyways, the point of this post is that masstagger makes our subs light up everytime we create a bait sub. Ditch all your old accounts for baitposting and make new ones today.

and their s*x

Edit: title is fake subreddit name to send down wrong route. Actual subreddit name should be r/therealamericans

It's a sub about how in the US there is not enough black immigrant population and how it must be because of some racist stigma against letting blacks get in.

All Asian and European migrant quotas should be cancelled and given to African Americans until this wrong is righted and we have enough black people coming in from all over the world.

This should only see a problem with racist people because they are the only ones who think only letting in black people would lower the immigrant quality.

We must specially target the Asians who make up an unfairly high amount of wealth holders in the US blocking upward mobility for the black people.

@carpathianflorist

@DudeBussyLmao

@Wizdumb337