Laura has talked about being nervous singing without autotune so I made sure to yell an encouraging "We love you laura!" during the acoustic part. You can vaguely hear it in this (was in the mezzanine) but I like to think it helped to alleviate some aniexty because I'd love to hear more acoustic versions.

what do you call the opposite of heckling? you're doing great sweatie!!!! we love you!

i'm so happyyyyy yyyyy y y^~^ ^~^i love to hear laura and dylan sing without the pitch shiftign on their voices

protect zoomers at all costs

I told Althea I was feeling lost

Lacking in some direction

Althea told me upon scrutiny

That my back might need protection

I told Althea that treachery

Was tearing me limb from limb

Althea told me, now cool down boy

Settle back easy, Jim

You may be Saturday's child all grown

Moving with a pinch of grace

You may be a clown in the burying ground

Or just another pretty face

You may be the fate of Ophelia

Sleeping and perchance to dream

Honest to the point of recklessness

Self-centred to the extreme

Ain't nobody messin' with you but you

Your friends are getting most concerned

Loose with the truth, maybe its your fire

Baby I hope you don't get burned

When the smoke has cleared, she said

That's what she said to me

You're gonna want a bed to lay your head

And a little sympathy

There are things you can replace

And others you cannot

The time has come to weigh those things

This space is gettin' hot

You know this space is gettin' hot

I told Althea, I'm a roving sign

That I was born to be a bachelor

Althea told me, OK that's fine

So now I'm trying to catch her

Can't talk to you without talking to me

We're guilty of the same old things

Thinking a lot about less and less

And forgetting the love we bring

Battle of the sexes in the comments:

YOU should be embarrassed for LETTING her pay 😂😂😂😂

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She’s probably paying with coins to embarrass you for embarrassing her and making her pay 😂

And another commenter calls for a dox…

19 days until the premiere of COLIN IN BLACK AND WHITE! Co-created by Colin Kaepernick and Ava DuVernay🙌🏽#Netflix #WeCanNotWait pic.twitter.com/tBDlxChPmo

— Ava DuVernay Fans (@avaduvernayfans) October 11, 2021

@QuadNarca

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐛, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 “𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧” 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐨-𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 “𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬” 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐬.

𝐌𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 “𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬” 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐱𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝.

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐤, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐭’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 - 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞, 𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.

All mine are kinda lame because it was just usually bad service or I had to ask for drinks because my waiter was taking too long. Weirdly enough when I tell people that they seethe and say something along the lines that “just because you had to get your own drinks doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tip them, maybe they were busy”.

Are people like that with you? Do they tell you to tip even if service is bad?

Just when I thought Reddit couldn't get any gayer.

all the threads got locked sadly

https://reveddit.com/v/blackmagicfrickery/comments/q3clc8/figure_this_one_out/?sort=controversial&localSort=controversiality1

https://reveddit.com/v/blackmagicfrickery/comments/q3jklv/this_is_how_you_solve_a_rubix_cube/?sort=controversial&localSort=controversiality1

Tesla is relocating its headquarters out of California to Austin, Texas, Elon Musk says https://t.co/O1kN7u1ucz

— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) October 8, 2021

Oh great! All the terrible people can be in one place

Where his employees can be called "n____r" without be able to sue him.

Always evading taxes as usual

Also:

County official who said Frick Elon Musk last year still seething even after he's decided to leave