Evidence:

!downmarseyrs discuss

upmarsey if you agree/disagree

@volcel

Anyone else have had this problem? Ideas how to solve it? Unfortunately it means that normal s*x is painful for her.

i have nothing to post, i just want dramacoins so i can buy little shields, so i can be part of your community & prove i'm doing something with my life

@BeauBiden @Soren @Snappy @MarseyIsMyWaifu @MasterLawlz discuss

Slavs out.

!football !foidmoment

There’s schizo gibbering on the cord about how we should add a toggle to let users convert all Reddit links to Libreddit links.

Upmarsey this thread if you want that, downmarsey if you don’t.

PROS

• Something something something privacy

• Reddit problems with Tor or whatever

• Deprive Reddit of one of its 52 million unique users per month

CONS

• imo it’s a waste of time

• wildly unnecessary feature bloat

• catering to paranoid schizophrenics never ends well; slippery slope

Don't you like dem curves? Like their cute faces? Hate it when a fat hottie still looks better than your miserable stinky thin self? I love cooming at fat girls and their hit bodies.

You basement-dwelling incels that still live in mummies basement are just jealous that you can't get a girl, so you resort to coping and seething over your own pathetic miserable lives over at rdrama by punching down others that are more successful than you. You really aren't better than kiwicels and are the same stinky worthless husk of "human" beings. Eventually you will rope knowing you contributed less in society than the people you mock.

https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/5573415/fat-sexy-pretty-body-confident/

WE AS A COMMUNITY HAVE ALWAYS VEILED OURSELVES BEHIND MANY IRONIC LAYERS. THAT IS PART OF OUR CULTURE, AND PART OF OUR CHARM. @Marsey REMEMBER YEARS AGO ON THE SUB WHEN WE FIRST STARTED POSTING ABOUT BUSSY AND PRETENDING TOO BE GAY TOO SCARE THE RIGHTOIDS AWAY. IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD JOKE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WE ARE ALL VERY COOL ATTRACTIVE HETEROSEXUAL MEN WHO BANG ATTRACTIVE WOMEN. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SOMEONE WOULD POST THEIR BUTTHOLE AND IT WAS LIKE "EW GROSS A BUTTHOLE" BUT THAT WAS JUST A BRO PRANK, LIKE PUTTING YOU'RE NUTSACK ON SOMEONE'S HEAD IN THE FOOTBALL LOCKER ROOM. JUST DUDE STUFF, WHERE WE WERE ALL SO SECURE IN OUR SEXUALITY AS HETEROSEXUAL MALES THAT WE COULD PRETEND TOO BE GAY A LITTLE BIT JUST FOR FUN. UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS AN EFFECT ON THE INTERNET WHERE IF YOU DO SOMETHING IRONICALLY LONG ENOUGH, UNIRONIC PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE SHOW UP AND THINK THEY ARE IN GOOD COMPANY. GIVEN A LONG ENOUGH TIME, ENTIRE COMMUNITIES CAN BE LOST TOO THIS EFFECT, LIKE /POL/ WAS TOO THE NAZIS.

YESTERDAY @Marsey DISCOVERED THAT WE HAVE A FEW VERY REAL HOMOSEXUALS IN OUR MIDST WHO DIDN'T GET THE MEMO THAT THE WHOLE GAY THING IS IRONIC. SOME OF WHICH ARE VERY PROMINENT USERS. WE NEED TOO NIP THIS IN THE BUTT NOW, BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF CONTROL, AND ASSERT THAT THIS BOARD IS DEDICATED TOO THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST AND THAT WE DO NOT ADVOCATE OR ACCEPT HOMOSEXUALS INTO OUR COMMUNITY.

@Marsey DON'T WANT TOO SEE AN /R/DRAMA IN TENS YEARS FILLED WITH GAY SHIT. THAT IS A NIGHTMARE. I'VE LABORED TOO LONG TOO BUILD THIS COMMUNITY INTO WHAT IT IS TOO WATCH THAT HAPPEN. @Marsey IS NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT STEPS NEED TOO BE TAKEN, BUT SOMETHING HAS TOO BE DONE, OR ELSE WE ARE GOING TOO SLIDE DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE INTO DEGENERATE FAILURE.

Trans lives matter

i am attracted to women, i like women. i like women because they're hot and i also like to listen to them and open doors for them and shit. when a woman smiles at me, i feel manly. women are weak and whiny but i also like that because i enjoy taking care of a woman. if you enjoy taking care of a cat, then you should be heterosexual because it's a lot like that. just agree with the foid and be nice to her and give her stuff she likes, just like you would with the cat. then, if the woman says it's okay, you can pet her. Foids are also smarter than men so you can ask them questions and they'll tell you all about things, it's entertaining and sometimes helpful. Foids know all about all sorts of things.

Taking care of a foid is literally the reason you exist. If a foid is too weak to do something, she'll ask you to do it and then you'll feel happy. Don't you want to feel happy? Sometimes you should also listen to women, because sometimes what they're saying is important. For example, if the foid says you can't touch the foid, then don't touch the foid. But otherwise you can just pretend to listen, whereas guys probably expect you to listen. That's tiring. I don't want to listen to others. But foids hardly even seem to notice you're not listening.

Women are hot because they have a nice shape and they have tits and butt. Kitty is great, and foid butt is literally perfect. Bussy is hairy and gross. You should be heterosexual.

I am a heterosexual. I want to have consensual s*x with a woman. I also want to hold hands with a woman and treat her with due consideration, care, and kindness. I do not want to have s*x with men. Be more like me.

It gives me nightmares at night when i sleep

step down dumb catposters, the age of Platy (PBUH) has finally come

GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT THE LEFT LOVES TO HATE

They are pretty cool.