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Suck my peepee jannies

Seeing an awful lot of people projecting their own issues onto others on this site and just wanted to let you know the wonders of Cognitive Behavioral Theory and sucking Big Black Peepee.

Btw I am actually a psychologist, I just don't use my degree and work at a warehouse because why would I want to hurt myself mentally each day for a lower wage?

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Off through the new day's mist I run

Out from the new day's mist I have come

I hunt, therefore I am

Harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb

Off through the new day's mist I run

Out from the new day's mist I have come

We shift, pulsing with the Earth

Company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep

Shape shift

Nose to the wind

Shape shift

Feeling I've been

Move swift

All senses clean

Earth's gift

(Back to the meaning) Back to the meaning of life

Bright is the moon, high in starlight

Chill in the air, cold as steel tonight

We shift, call of the wild

Fear in your eyes, it's later than you realized

Shape shift

Nose to the wind

Shape shift

Feeling I've been

Move swift

All senses clean

Earth's gift

(Back to the meaning) Back to the meaning of life

I feel a change

Back to a better day

(Shape shift) Hair stands on the back of my neck

(Shape shift) Wildness is the preservation of the world

So seek the wolf in thyself

Shape shift

After one of my Reddit bans someone made an account pretending to be me and took my identity. I was getting bored of Reddit so I let him have his fun. I've never actually posted here before. Maybe one of you should become the next LLM since the last one got banned.

>NEW YORK (AP) — Donald Trump’s chief financial officer is expected to plead guilty to tax violations Thursday in a deal that would require him to testify about illicit business practices at the former president’s company, two people familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.

>Allen Weisselberg is charged with taking more than $1.7 million in off-the-books compensation from the Trump Organization over several years, including untaxed perks like rent, car payments and school tuition.

>The plea deal would require Weisselberg to speak in court Thursday about the company’s role in the alleged compensation arrangement and possibly serve as a witness when the Trump Organization goes on trial in October on related charges, the people said.

>The two people were not authorized to speak publicly about the case and did so on condition of anonymity.

>Weisselberg, 75, is likely to receive a sentence of five months in jail, to be served at New York City’s notorious Rikers Island complex, and he could be required to pay about $2 million in restitution, including taxes, penalties and interest, the people said. If that punishment holds, Weisselberg would be eligible for release after about 100 days.

I'm not screenshotting it, but basically when I use Amazon it's AmazonSmile and I selected The Nature Conservancy as my charitable donation.

A percentage of all purchases are supposed to go to said charity, and the email says that in the first quarter of this year $270,000 was donated, and almost 7 million dollars donated so far since the start of this project.

It's probably a tax writeoff for amazon, but at least is feels like something.

If you can't take or give jokes we will beat you to death with rubber hoses after we dox you.

This is Schizo Country

I know you think that I shouldn't still love you,

Or tell you that.

But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it

Where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder

Or return to where we were

But I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I'm in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess and destruction

To come back again

And I caused nothing but trouble

I understand if you can't talk to me again

And if you live by the rules of "it's over"

Then I'm sure that that makes sense

I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I'm in love and always will be

And when we meet

Which I'm sure we will

All that was there

Will be there still

I'll let it pass

And hold my tongue

And you will think

That I've moved on....

I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I'm in love and always will be

Serious question. Somebody will, eventually.

>Widely praised for her defense of democracy during the January 6 committee hearings, Liz Cheney looks set to lose her seat in Congress on Tuesday to a rival backed by former US president Donald Trump.

>Opinion polls show Cheney trailing far behind conservative lawyer Harriet Hageman – who has echoed Trump’s false claims of widespread voter fraud – in a Republican primary election to decide Wyoming’s lone member in the House of Representatives.