Wish me luck, bros

SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TOO GIVE HEAD AND STUFF LIKE THAT BUT SHE IS WILLING TO TRY AND WILL DO WHAT @KingCrab TELL HER TO TRY, SO SHOULD IT BE A PROBLEM OR IS IT FINE?

TRANS LIVES MATTER

It's true, water doesn't mix with olive oil and such. It's a fatphobic shitlord.

That's why I only drink pure oil straight from the bottle.

Does she then think you're an emasculated beta who she can push over?

Corona took her from me 😢

Ask me anything

What film do foids think are top kino?

I'd guess

1. Juno because it has awkward romance, abortions, and indie music

2. Anything with Hugh Grant

3. Some stalker shit like Sleepless in Seattle

I'm 5'6" for reference. I don't workout, I'm just fat

I mean think about it, how many women are obese, how many are overweight, how many of that that aren't are ugly, how many have no postgrad degree, how many have a useless one, how many have a terrible personality?

If you think about it finding a girlfriend that is objectively cute with a bright future and a loving personality in the right age group would almost be impossible.

Kato silly af boi

She's a feminine girl with shoulder long hair who paints her nails. How can I help her transition into becoming a tomboy?

Or is it too late for that?

Instead of making them thousand bait subs I have a different idea. A weekly contest where we make fake posts on r/amitheasshole . Most upmarseyd/ most controversial wins some drama coins and maybe an award.

Not only will this be fun, but there's a huge upside. If we do this often enough, we can become a household name in a massive sub. Posts completely unrelated to us could be seen as "just another rdrama post"

Also I'm sorry I'm a filthy marsey thief, and trans lives matter

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If you have 5 posts:

+10/-10 (0)

+1/-0 (1)

+0/-10 (-10)

+5/-4 (1)

+15/-10 (5)

It sorts like this:

+0/-10 (-10)

+10/-10 (0)

+5/-4 (1)

+1/-0 (1)

+15/-10 (5)

I was thinking, what if user profiles sort by highest accumulated downmarseys, then by vote score?

Then it should sort like so, from highest to lowest:

+0/-10 (-10)

+10/-10 (0)

+15/-10 (5)

+5/-4 (1)

+1/-0 (1)

Reason I bring this up is that in the current system you will get tons of +1/-0 posts, which no one cares about

Don't forget, it's progressive to try and coerce your subordinates to marry you as long as they're men (but not FtM).

Also Succession is a amazing show with some really mean dialogue. You guys should watch it for free on KissCartoon or wherever you guys get your online content from.

Steve Bannon indicted for contempt of Congress. As predicted.

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) November 12, 2021

It looks like we've caught the ire of anti-vaxx extremists. While we're grateful for ensuring their followers never visit us, we’re less enthused that they’ve called for the harassment of our employees. (1/many)

— Windy City Pie (@WindyCityPie) November 11, 2021

No drama, just thought you chuds needed a reminder