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Prompt was "The average rDrama.net user"

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I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.

Try it yourselves, folks.

See you in a bit: https://t.co/vD3mL9slj1 pic.twitter.com/Li4EM9mzve

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 28, 2024

Drink ya boys ball sweat for $4.60

REEEEEEE

additional neolib sneed: https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1ds3mmf/biden_aides_plotted_debate_strategy_for_months/

That performance took him MONTHS to plan for lmao. It's like someone is purposely trying to crash the Biden campaign with no survivors

I actually do agree with them that having the Bible mandatory in K-12 would be a disaster given the average intelligence and politics of our public school system teachers. Intro to the NT/OT courses did a number on whatever remnants of faith I had from childhood until I realized they're all humanities morons who privilege wild speculation and relativism on every point of contention.

Also funny to see the back and forth constantly going on there between "Satanism isn't real" and "Satanism is a good thing, actually."

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someone come tuck me in bed and sing me a lullaby

!g*mers !nwahs are counting the days

A man named Joseph Neibich sued Reddit for defamation with intent to unmask 50 anonymous /r/Screenwriting members, but, unsurprisingly, he failed. He then tried to have this case sealed, but, once again, he was denied. So, now, he has actually hired people to create positive posts about how totally amazing he is in order to manipulate algorithms about his case and his /r/Screenwriting harassment on search engines.

Below is the original drama from 2021:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/l5cbbs/rscreenwriting_under_fire_as_a_screenplay_contest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Screenwriting/comments/mkfuuz/fyi_these_screenwriting_contests_operated_by_a/

Screenwriters flagged a group of scam contests that exploited aspiring writers by race, gender, sexuality, religion, and/or location for $50+ per entry and then posted warnings on /r/Screenwriting. The contest manager, a fledgling middle-aged screenwriter from Arizona, threatened to sue Reddit if the original posts weren't removed. The moderators stood their ground and case 20STCV10291 was filed in an LA Circuit Court. Over the course of 2 years, that contest manager harassed /r/screenwriting members, both on social media and by calling them personally once he learned their true identities that had been hidden behind the JOHN/JANE DOE ones.

The case lagged on until the contest manager and other parties settled out of court, and it was dismissed in 2021. The contest manager hired online reputation services to remove any mention of his name in case 20STCV10291 from the internet. For example: Xxxxxxx Xxxxxx v. Reddit Inc - Trellis Law or Santa Clara Law's Digital Commons.

Long after Reddit was dismissed in this legal case, the contest manager continued to harass one of /r/Screenwriting's moderators, who then posted the following warning:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Screenwriting/comments/ntxqul/important_if_you_have_been_harassed_by_joseph/

Nobody really cared about this lawsuit anymore. That is, until 2023, when Reddit admins posted Reddit's Defense of Section 230 to the Supreme Court, which actually referenced the original /r/SubredditDrama post linked above.

TL;DR: The Supreme Court is hearing for the first time a case regarding Section 230, a decades-old internet law that provides important legal protections for anyone who moderates, votes on, or deals with other people's content online.

Now, this embarrassing old legal case - 20STCV10291 Neibich v. Reddit - would actually be referenced by the largest court in the United States.

To update /r/Screenwriting about the Reddit Amicus Brief, moderator /u/wemustburncarthage posted the thread /r/Screenwriting mentioned in the Reddit Amicus Brief to SCOTUS. She mentioned some context about the contest manager's ongoing behavior:

He has stalked, harassed and defamed many of us for calling out his fraud, and while some of us were lucky to receive pro bono legal representation (me included, thanks to the support mentioned in this brief) not all of us had that option, and were put to unjust expense.

A lot of us are still recipients of his obnoxious attention seeking behaviour, hedged under the guise of his delusional belief in his own importance as an industry player. He's not an industry player. He's a citation in a landmark US Supreme Court case, forever enshrined in that legal history, defined in precisely the character he deserves.

Later in 2023, the contest manager decides to file a Request to Seal Records in order to completely hide his case from the public. While that's going on, something weird begins to happen on Reddit...

The username /u/JeffreyJosephNeibich was registered on Reddit and is quickly suspended before he can post anything (because any user name with josephneibich in it is automatically suspended).

/u/JeffreyJosNeibich (now suspended) then pops up instead and begins to spam their user page with random positive facts about the contest manager (all of these have now been deleted, of course):

His love for animals:

Love helping animals get adopted with my hubby Jeffrey Joseph Neibich

Hiking trips with his fictitious wife, "Hillary":

Hillary L Neibich is camping with Jeffrey Joseph Neibich at HorseShoe Bend

And, of course, helping the homeless:

Joseph Neibich took his only day off last week to help a homeless woman find housing.

(The only comment on the post about was from him, and it simply said "Yea." This dude genuinely thought that confirming a post that he himself made would lend it credibility. I also love that he imagines that he's a great script writer, yet that's the best fake story that he could invent to venerate himself. It legitimately reads like North Korean propaganda for Kim Jong-Un.)

Once the contest manager's request to seal all records was denied by the LA Court, a new subreddit popped up in the hopes of overshadowing negative search results from Google:

/r/JosephNeibich (now set to private) - "All about the life and works of Joseph Neibich"

Posts were made on the subreddit such as:

Life and Work of Joseph Neibich

Joseph Neibich's journey in the film industry is a story of passion, creativity, and hard work. From his early days in marketing at...

Biography of Joseph Neibich:

Joseph started his career in film in 1997, when he moved to Los Angeles and began working in marketing at Paramount Pictures. This experience...

Joseph Neibich Charity Works

...and so forth.

Try it for yourself by searching for "reddit neibich" on Google. Instead of information about the previously mentioned case, you're instead greeted with results about how wonderful and amazing this heroic human being is.

The posts on /r/JosephNeibich came with totally legitimate comments from completely real Redditors such as...

/u/Fresh-Ad8642 (now suspended):

I like it I like it

I like

I like

I like it

/u/Sweet_Peet_Scotch (now suspended):

So great and powerful

So great and powerful

So great and powerful

/u/Intelligent-Love6969 (now suspended):

Silly love

/u/Street-Ad-6308:

Joseph Neibich is great consumer advocate! I love it.

And some other totally earnest new Reddit accounts who just happened to only post about Joseph Neibich:

/u/Academic-CatLover (now suspended)

/u/SeaworthyDiver676

/u/DesignerMortgage9799

/u/TinyWarrior4Love

In other words, a Redditor has been hired by Joseph Neibich to post on /r/JosephNeibich in order to make Joseph Neibich look better on Google search results. Right before that user began posting about Neibich, however, they only concentrated on OnlyFans updates.

A parody subreddit, /r/JosephNeib-word (get it? ), has also been set up.

Will it work? Or will Joseph Neibich go back to his old ways where he is emailing moderators threatening legal action? Whatever happens, we know one thing: it will be far more entertaining than any script that Neibich could ever write.

Caution: I received a question of whether or not I chew the garlic or swallow it whole, I chew it, do not swallow it whole this could be a choking hazard.

Garlic is also known to be a blood thinner for anyone on medications that would interact with this.

First of all I want to say that this isn't another temporary improvement post that changes a week later, I held off on posting this for around 6 months now going off and on to make sure it works every time and for me it does absolutely work.

I have IBS-D which used to be IBS Mixed, I am an alcoholic so take that into accountbut for the past 6 years I've drank every night around 8 beers. But I've had IBS most of my life so it didn't just start when I became an alcoholic.

Anyways the cure for me I found by accident throwing some cloves of garlic uncut or cooked into a bowl of rice to microwave. Garlic normally gives me some issues especially if it's cooked or fried, but for whatever reason microwaving uncut garlic for around 45 seconds and eating ~5 cloves a day like this gives me solid easy to pass barely any residue stools, totally normal and consistent as well.

It gets better after the 3rd day of consuming and is fully better by the fifth day, if I go two days without it it returns, and I've done this many times for a max length around a month, as long as I'm eating the microwaved garlic I'm essentially cured.

My theory is that the Allin that's preserved from the microwaves destroying the allinase has very strong antiinflammatory properties, there's very little research into allin it's all about allicin that you get from cutting or chopping the garlic to release the allinase. Normal garlic makes me worse but microwaved cures me so it's the only thing I can consider.

Like I said this has been about 6 months of consistent results and testing without it and with it, I also often forget to take it because I'm really disorganized and it returns to normal, then I add the garlic back in and within 5 days totally good again.

I hope this works for others it's been a life changer for me.

Edit: to be clear on what it is I do, I take the skins off five garlic cloves carefully to avoid scratching or cutting any, put them on a bed of rice in the microwave and microwave for 45 seconds to a minute and 15 seconds, high power 1000W microwave. I find the longer I microwave the better I feel but that is likely to be placebo because I'm pretty good either way and I'm going with the mindset that it's the Allin doing the work so I'm probably biased to believe that more destruction of allinase is better. But either way this works for me every time. Make sure not to crush, slice, chop or knick the garlic.

Edit 2: I find it works best if eaten at night, but it works regardless, I'm a first thing in the morning bathroom person once a day so that might be why it helps so much at night for me.

Another update just on my reasoning that it's the Allin doing the work here is that the process of making garlic supplements in some way or another converts allin to allicin or other sulfur compounds. Aged garlic is an example where it's converted to other compounds other than allicin, regular garlic pills that have odor are allicin, garlic powder while it contains a lot of Allin is converted to allicin rapidly once it comes into contact with water or digestive juices because it allows the Allin to contact the allinase. Fermented black garlic also has had its Allin converted.

Heating at high temperatures can also damage the skin causing a chain reaction conversion, and degrades Allin over time, while Allin is more heat stable than allinase, microwaves can do this in a shorter amount of time to preserve Allin content while removing allinase.

*Important update: Sorry guys I didn't realize my microwave is actually 1000W not the standard 1100W, this could make a significant difference if my theory about the Allin is correct. The heat induced denaturation point for allinase is lower than Allin by about 20 degrees, and looking at it the 1000W microwave likely won't push the level needed to damage Allin until beyond a minute 15 whereas with an 1100W microwave it might start to around 1 minute, so if you have a standard wattage microwave it might be tricky to find the right spot, if you're able to adjust it to 1000W that would be ideal. The idea is to get the garlic to the point where it doesn't taste like garlic anymore, while also not being smoldering hot in which case the Allin has probably been destroyed.

Because microwaves are so complex the specific order that I recommend is to have rice in a bowl, garlic on-top, 45 seconds to 1 minute at 1000W, this I know works for me for certain and eliminates a lot of variables to do with the microwaving process, if you can't do this it's possible this won't work for you if I'm correct about it being Allin being the cure. In this case I would still recommend you tinker around with timings, amount of garlic which could reduce microwave focus, maybe try garlic that's inside olives to help shield some of the heat, or ideally if you can change your microwave setting to 1000W just start with 30 seconds 5 cloves a day if and until you get better then increase to a minute or so until you notice it's not working anymore. Sorry for the trouble of this, but the extra 100W is significant and the wiggle room between the allinase and Allin is decent but not too far apart.*

Also once again with 100 percent success rate I'm back to my 3 day mark and I had a movement this morning that took 5 minutes start to finish, and I don't plan on ever not taking the garlic again, though I will try the pre peeled stuff shortly here and see if it works the same because someone requested it.

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"I'm physically sick by his appearance.. not cuz he's black but there's something offputting about his face"

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