someone come tuck me in bed and sing me a lullaby
i've been up since 2:30 this morning after not being able to sleep for whatever reason (chronic insomniac) and i'm starting to lose my mind
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Pro tip: drink yourself into catatonia every night !boozers
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if ur not doing this are u even living
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I did, but I'd wake up at 5 am and not be able to go back to sleep.
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I did this for several years and it turns out you really can't maintain it.
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So you're telling me I got a few years to keep my bender going?
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Unironically yes. It is fricking amazing how long you can go drinking yourself to sleep every night and still function to some degree. And then you start thinking it will work forever. So if you're legit about to rope, try becoming an alcoholic instead. It gives you a few years to figure out wtf is wrong in your life or just hope for a miracle.
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Darn, I've been semi heavy drinking for the last ~3 years tbh, but in the last two months of especially heavy drinking I've made moves to move forward in life and actually feel much more positive in the way things are going. Self aware enough to know this isn't sustainable long term, but maybe there's some truth to this.
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i have some non alcohol related liver problems at the moment so booze is a no go for now
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i have some alcohol related liver problems, i still booze it frequently
talk to a doc. i get promethazine for sleep, so I don't always use booze. yes, that's the literal reason for it for my doc. "I drink if I can't sleep" - "Okay, I'll describe you something else".
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You know there's ways to booze without drinking it, don't you?
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However, staying asleep longer than 6 hours...
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!stoners the good life…
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Bet all your coins at once - you'll either lose or win it all and be shocked to sleep
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Hush little fakkit hope you like s*x
Cos your bussys about to get rekt
And if your bussy cant take it deep
Im gonna kill you in your sleep
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7/10. good but could still be improved
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Yeah the meter is all over the place, not my best work but thank you
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Fat
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That's right Snappy, being fat can make it hard for you to have restful sleep.
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i'm not fat i'm big boned
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GET R*PED CUTE TWINK B-WORD
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rude!
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Your neighbors are the ones keeping you awake. You know what you have to do.
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