package main

import (
	"bufio"
	"fmt"
	"os"
	"regexp"
	"strings"
)

func main() {
	const alphaPrefix = "alpha"
	const numericPrefix = "alphanumeric"
	const punctPrefix = "alphaz"
	const exclamCode = "exclamationpoint"
	const questionCode = "questionmark"
	const periodCode = "period"
	const spaceCode = "    "
	punctMap := make(map[string]string)
	punctMap["!"] = exclamCode
	punctMap["?"] = questionCode
	punctMap["."] = periodCode
	punctMap[" "] = spaceCode

	alphaRegex := regexp.MustCompile(`(\w)`)
	numericRegex := regexp.MustCompile(`(\d)`)
	punctRegex := regexp.MustCompile(`([\?\!\.])`)

	fmt.Println("Enter the text too marseyfy: ")

	in := bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin)
	text, err := in.ReadString('\n')
	if err != nil {
		fmt.Println("Error reading input: ", err)
		return
	}
	converted := strings.ToLower(text)

	converted = alphaRegex.ReplaceAllString(converted, fmt.Sprintf(`:marsey%s$1: `, alphaPrefix))
	converted = numericRegex.ReplaceAllString(converted, fmt.Sprintf(`:marsey%s$1:`, numericPrefix))
	converted = punctRegex.ReplaceAllString(converted, fmt.Sprintf(`:marsey%s$1: `, punctPrefix))

	for punct, code := range punctMap {
		converted = strings.ReplaceAll(converted, punct, code)
	}
	converted = strings.Trim(converted, " ")

	fmt.Println("\nMarseyfied text: \n\n", converted)
}

That's what you should see, but I can't actually post it:

@Aevann could you up the limit, at least for marseytext?

not this site but that would be pretty funny to happen here too

“Speaking of great acting, you want to see something funny?” the late-night host asked.

With that he cut to a clip of a speech Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) made on the floor of the House this week in favor of a bill that aims to eliminate forced arbitration in sexual-assault cases—while currently under federal investigation for allegedly s*x trafficking minors.

“The fine print should be a reason that someone is more likely to endure sexual harassment in the workplace,” Gaetz declared, “or, more likely, to evade consequence as the result of predatory behavior.”

“But what if the predator is inside the House… of Representatives?” Kimmel asked in response. He then asked, “How great would it have been if Chris Hansen had walked in right at that moment and took him away?” referring to the To Catch a Predator host, who had his own run-in with the authorities last year.

From there, Kimmel moved on to “new information on the documents and items our former Predator-In-Chief grabbed inappropriately on his way out the door” of the White House.

Among the materials Trump is said to have illegally taken to Mar-a-Lago is the map of Hurricane Dorian’s trajectory that he comically edited with a Sharpie.

“Why he took that, I don’t know,” Kimmel said. “It seemed like that was one of the few genuinely embarrassing moments for Trump. He got very defensive about it. He probably took it home to flush it down a gold-plated potty or something.”

“I don’t know what I love more,” he added, “the fact that he kept that map or the fact that it’s now in the National Archives so future generations may gaze upon its awesome stupidity.”

Pretty on the nose.

gaming!!!!!!!!!1!!1

s*x

If you would rather own da libruls and DIE, then you 100% deserved it and it's just natural selection.

RIP

I'm gonna have to run in 2024 if this keeps up

Am I still ban

Happy caturday goyim. Please post pictures of cute kitties :#marseypat: